bella; (in head) ok calm down hes driving at a reasonable speed no need to panic- AHHHHHH THERES A TREE!!!
KD; oh shut up and get a grip already
bella; NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER
edward; (puts old fifties music on and sings because he thinks he can)
bella; OMG YOU ACTUALLY LIKE THIS MUSIC!!??
edward; yeah man FIFTIES MUSIC ROCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bella; (in head) there is something wrong with him !!
edward; its much better than the sixties and seventies and MUCH better than the eighties i dont really know how i survived
bella; omfg how old are you man!!
edward; ill never tell you NEVER
Bella; fine i was just wondering
edward; (jessica stanley voice) okay ill tell you i was born 1901 and carlisle went all vampire on me in 1918
107 guy in the car next to them; stupid teenagers and their reckless driving
edward; im an 107 guy trapped in a seventeen year olds body !!!
107 year old guy; lucky bastard
his wife; i hear your the hottest 107 year old around here?
edward; sorry im taken
107; aww too bad me and you coulda-
edward; I DONT WANNA KNOW (drives away)
bella; mwahahahaha
~~~~ outside bellas house ~~~~
edward; oh oh oh can i come in can i can i can i?
bella; (surprised) you want to
edward; duhhh
bella; whatever
~~~~ in the house ~~~~
edward; (whispers) guess what?
bella; (whispers) what?
edward; (whispers) i spied on you
bella; PEDO!! how many times
edward; erm almost every night?
bella; WHY IN THE NAME OF ROBERT AND TAYLOR?
edward; your fascinating when you sleep
bella; oh
edward; you talk
bella; NOOOOOOOOOO what did i say?
edward; crap about your mom and the rain and ... MY NAME HAHAHAHA YOU SAID MY NAME
bella; nooooooo (hears charlies car) edward hiiiiiddddeee
edward; (salutes) (hides)
charlie; bella
bella; heeeerrrrreeee!!!!
charlie; make me some of that fo shizzle
bella; DAD WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT YOU BEING GANGSTER ITS JUST NEVER EVER GONNA HAPPEN OK?
charlie; fiiinnneeeee
~~~~ bellas room ~~~~
bella; (holding a baseball bat) ohhh edward!!
edward; RAWR !!!
bella; (faints)
edward; oh. ill just be here. on this
~~~~ bella wakes up ~~~~
bella; oh
edward; soooorrrrrrrrrrrrrryyy
bella; can i have a minute to be human?
edward; youv had plenty- ooohhhh yeah
bella; (showers brushes teeth blah blah blah runs down stairs) night dad!
charlie; night bells
bella; ITS BELLA GOODBYE (runsaway)
edward; s'up
bella; (lies in bed)
edward; go to sleep
bella; fuck no i wanna get high on your sexyness
edward; you do that and ill get high on your blood
bella;
edward; i ment the smell
bella; you do that