Day 14 in the Big Skins House

9:31pm

The living room

"Big brother house this is Effy. You are live on channel 4, please do not swear". There was a brief pause, and some mumbling from the housemates. A couple of the housemates shouting out "hello" to presenter Effy Stonem, the face of big brother.

"The next person to be leaving the big brother house will be...Pandora. You have one minute to say your goodbyes and leave the house."

Panda jumped up from the sofa, tears rolling down her cheeks as she dragged everybody into a hug one by one. "We never did talk about surfing and turfing" she mumbled "maybe I should ask Effy. I bet she'd have some whacker good stories to tell". Emily giggled and suggested that Panda wait until after her live interview before broaching the subject with the presenter; Panda just nodded enthusiastically at her suggestion. She tugged at one of her pig tails and skipped towards the exit, tears still streaming, as a voice boomed over the speakers telling her she had to leave.

9:40pm

The stage

"Effy I love you; you're bloody whizzer" squealed Panda as she pulled the startled presenter into a hug.

"Thanks" was the only reply she received from Effy, who was showing little emotion towards the girl. She had made it big as a presenter on the show as the audience loved how mysterious she was. Showing little emotion towards the housemates she interviewed just added to that mystery. Secretly Effy was sad to see the girl leave. She liked her simplicity and naivety. Made the world seem like a more fun place to live; less dark and evil.

"So, Pandora..."

"Call me Panda" she butted in.

"Panda" Effy corrected herself "are you really so innocent?" she asked, reeling off one of the questions the producers had written for her earlier that day, whilst simultaneously knowing that the answer would be yes.

Panda rambled on and on, only shutting up when Effy asked her the next question. Effy was bored; she hated the structure of these interviews. The producers gave her the same rubbish to ask every week, and none of it was what the public really wanted to know. Let's face it, thought Effy; they kicked the girl out so it's obviously not her they want to know about. Effy sighed, looked down at the cards in her hand and made a decision. She tossed them to one side and simply stated "Naomi and Emily?" waiting for the girl's opinion on them, only expanding the question as she was met with a confused look; and sitting there with an all knowing satisfied smile on her face as the girl then prattled on about how they seemed to be whizzer good chums and how she thought Emily liked Naomi, but Naomi liked boys! How she was pretty convinced that now that she was out of the house Naomi would move into her bed so that she didn't have to share with the redhead anymore; though thinking about it she could have moved when Jal had left, but that bed had remained empty for ages now; and how actually she was pretty sure Naomi never started in that bed in the first place so didn't know how she had ended up there for the past couple of nights.

A half smile played across Effy's lips as she heard the producers shouting in her ear about the interview questions being meticulously planned out, and how her going off on a tangent was ruining the integrity of the show. Intergrity, she thought, what a load of bollocks. The girl in front of her was sprouting more truthfulness than any of the written questions would have produced.

11:48pm

The bedroom

"It's a shame Panda's gone" said Emily "I really liked her."

"Oh did you now?" shot Naomi rolling onto her side and facing away from the girl laying to her left, a hint of bitterness in her voice as she remembered Emily flirting with Panda in the kitchen the previous week.

"Don't get arsey Naoms, it's not like I wanted to bone her. She was just nice. Uncomplicated you know. Just sweet really" sighed Emily.

Naomi relented and rolled back. "Yeah I guess when you weren't throwing yourself at her she seemed ok". Emily looked guiltily over to Naomi.

"I was just trying to make you jealous you know?" Naomi rolled her eyes in response. "Plus she told me she didn't want to 'boy and girl kiss' me" continued Emily using her fingers to air quote. "Also she mentioned that she wouldn't 'surf and turf' me; not that I was offering up either of those things" she quickly interjected. Naomi burst out laughing. "God that girl had some weird sayings" she snorted, and under her breath so that Emily couldn't hear added "and obviously no taste if she didn't want to kiss you."

After a few brief moments Naomi said "You did you know?"

"Did what?"

"Make me jealous"

Emily blushed and mumbled a brief apology as she felt Naomi shuffle closer to her under the duvet and reach out to draw patterns on her stomach with her finger. A small smile pulling at her cheeks and brightening her eyes.

Ok so you all keep asking me where Effy is...Turns out she really is all seeing! I mean just imagine how much big brother she would have to watch to be able to interview them!

Also people keep saying there isn't enough Naomily. No pleasing everyone I guess...Some want less Naomily and more other characters...I try to make them happy then get told there's not enough Naomily! Well more Naomily (and some other characters) to come so I hope you all aren't too disappointed!