Hey guys, I am back... (Probably) and I will make sure this time, Killua will be happy!
Killua: why... Why do you wanna make me happy?
Indrani: you'll see... Cuz there is someone closer to home... (And I mean it literally!)
Enjoy the story...
Chapter 14: 30 ways to annoy Silva Zoldyck
Requested By: Marygoround & KurapikaISaBOY
To annoy Silva...
DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO KNOW? IT WILL COST YOUR! BLESSED! LIFE! *huffs of exhaustion*
Let's get started... 3, 2, 1...
1. Give him a book called 'Modern Theory of Birth control'
2. When he asks why, say: 'We know you love your wife... but Five? Seriously? At this age?'
3. Ask him how large he is. Tell him to prove it...
4. When he is in a serious business, pluck out one of his children's hair and scream 'DNA!'
5. Make a fake blood and DNA test-report, which will say he is not the father of the Five Zoldyck Children.
6. Ask him, if he is the illegitimate son of Boromir from 'Lord of the Rings'...
7. Ask him what name Kikyo screams when she is in bed... cuz it was not his name she screamed last night when she was at Tsubone's place
8. Invade his chamber at 2 in the morning, holler: 'Good Morning Sunshine!'
9. Hack his bank-balance and distribute it to poor people...
10. Break into Alluka's vault, and destroy everything... Let Alluka run free in this world...
11. When he asks why, say that Alluka said *sing from movie 'Brave'* "I will rise, I will fly, chase the wind and touch the sky..."
12. Call him at ungodly hours whispering seductively: 'Hey gorgeous, let's make a porno but we don't have to tape it!'
13. Ask what flavour on Condom he likes.
14. When said why, then exclaim: 'Gotoh is going for monthly shopping and he told you to ask it to him...'
15. Replace all his clothes with size zero baby-doll lingerie (courtesy Victoria Secret) Inform Kikyo that he has those 'size zero baby-doll lingerie'
16. Pronounce his name not as 'Silva Zoldyck' but 'Silva's Old Dick'
17. Give all the butlers a day off... All of them...
18. Soak a tampon in tomato juice and stick it to his shoe.
19. Ask him how a bra is worn... force him to demonstrate.
20. Ask him the difference of a regular and push up bra.
21. Ask him where the baby-making hole is?
22. Send him several love letters titled 'Silver light of my life' From: Tsubone. Make sure Kikyo knows it...
23. Put lube smothered coloured condoms on all the doorknobs.
24. Run inside hysterically screaming Illumi has eloped with Hisoka.
25. And it is genetically certified that he is a female.
26. Ask him how the babies are made... with demonstration.
27. Follow his with the Cosplay of Zorro... when he discovers loudly say: 'No I am not gonna fuck with you Silva... no matter how hard you try' (p. S.: as loud as you can)
28. Tell him that Kalluto and Kikyou are having joint affairs with Gotou.
29. Activate an automated voicemail, which, when a call is made, will speak as 'Silva's porno retailers,'
30. Randomly sing: 'I like your booty but I'm not gay'... it would be even confusing if you are a girl...
Yosh done! Next up Kikyo... or else she'll kill me...
So don't you have any particular requests... on annoying your favourite characters? Then what are your waiting for? Request right away...
And R&R... please... pretty please... (^_^)