Me: Hey guys, I'm back...maybe

Iggy: -facepalm- So, you're still not sure!?

Me: Not really...school starts soon and I already have homework to finish, but I thought that I'd write another chapter for everyone :D

Iggy: You need to update your other stories

Me: What are you? My personal organiser?

Iggy: -shrugs-

Me: Okay, well, my laptop is fixed!! YAY!!! But I lost everything...and need to build it all up again, haha

Iggy: And you're laughing at this?

Me: Yup. Anyway, let's just get to the chapter now

Iggy: I'm cool with this

Ig and I walked into the noisy cafeteria and got three trays of food (each) before finding Fang and Alison and sitting down next to them.

"So, what's up?" Alison asked, looking up from her spaghetti that she was skilfully winding around a fork.

"Nothing," I said as I began to dig into my food. Fang looked between me and Iggy and raised his eyebrows at me. I shrugged and looked back down at my tray.

"So, what's the plan?" Iggy asked finally as he began devouring his second tray of food, Fang on his third and me just finishing my first.

"You'll have to wait and see," I said, looking over at Lissa and her 'posy.'

"What's the plan for?" Alison asked, completely confused as to what we were talking about.

"We're going to get Lissa back."

"Why?" She asked, also turning her head to see Lissa, who was now looking over at us with her icy gaze.

"For being a bitch," Fang muttered and I kicked him while Alison and Iggy chuckled to themselves.

"What? She is." He replied stabbing some chicken with his fork as if it was Lissa's head.

"What have you guys got against her?" Ali asked, pushing her half eaten tray away, now interested in the conversation.

I pointed my head towards Fang and he glared at me harshly. "Where do you think Tim is today? She got him to attack F-nick and they both ended up getting hurt," I stumbled over Fang's name, almost letting out his real name. I heard Iggy mutter 'Fnick' under his breath and suppress laughter. I nudged him under the table.

"You beat up Tim!?" Ali almost shouted in disbelief.

Fang just shrugged.

"And now she's being a pain in the butt, so we need a way to get her back," I explained, devouring my second tray while the boys finished their fourth.

"Wait, I thought that you already had a plan," Iggy said, his eyes narrowing at me.

"I do, but I'm open to suggestions," I said with a sly smile.

"Well," Alison began as she fiddled with the hem of her skirt. "The two of us used to be best friends when we were little."

I blinked and looked up at her.

"What!?" Everyone seemed to intone together.

"Yeah, so I know quite a lot about her," she admitted, avoiding our gazes. "Including something that she used to be afraid of. But I made a promise to her that I'd never tell anyone."

"Ali, this promise was made when you were friends, so it can't possibly count anymore, right?" I asked her, trying to get her to look at me.

"Well, uh...maybe I shouldn't."

She seemed to be really worried about this so I decided to tell her the truth about the matter. Wow, I was really moving out of my lying ways lately...

"She's been teasing Jeff. We stood up for him and then she sent Tim to attack Nick," I admitted, making Iggy dump his head on the table in embarrassment.

I watched her eyes widen in surprise and she looked over at a blushing Iggy. She was always loyal to her friends so I guess that was why she didn't want to tell us Lissa's secret. But, I could see the protectiveness of her new friends in her eyes as she said the last few words.

"I'll tell you."

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"Dun, dun, dun dun, dun, dun, dun dun," Iggy sung 'The Mission Impossible theme' as we sneaked down the dark hall's of our school. He turned his head left and right quickly, as if looking for danger (not that he could see anything anyway), and did a few commando rolls until he crashed, head-first, into a set of lockers.

"Ow," he moaned as he sat up and shook his head.

Alison giggled and I rolled my eyes. "Jeff, for God's sake be quiet!"

Through the darkness I saw him smirk and I looked over at Fang for help, but he had already moved over to the other hall without me noticing. Sometimes he was too quiet for his own good.

"Come on," I whispered as I followed Fang's lead down the hall.

Alison dragged Iggy by his sleeve after us and I gave Fang a look that said 'let's start here?'

He nodded and unzipped his backpack, taking out the hundreds of posters that the four of us had photocopied at Alison's house.

We stuck them all over the walls and the lockers and chucked the rest all over the floor. When we were satisfied, the four of us managed to sneak out of the building without getting noticed – we hoped.

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"Hurry up!" I called to Alison who was running at a 'human' pace behind us.

"Me? You were the one that overslept again, Max!" She shouted at me and I peeked over my shoulder to see her trying really hard to catch up to the three of us who were several meters ahead of her. We were genetically enhanced; couldn't be helped.

Ig, Fang and I stopped at the gate and waited for Alison before briskly walking into the building. Upon entry, we saw many people looking around at our posters and laughing while others picking them up off the floor to inspect them more closely. And, in the middle of it, was Lissa, who was blushing madly while attempting to hide the posters in her locker and failing miserably.

"I'm assuming that all went to plan," Iggy said and smiled nervously as he opened his locker and shoved his bag inside.

"Yup," I said and popped the 'p' sound as I put my bag away too.

However, it was too good to last because pretty soon an angry looking Lissa began to walk down the hall towards us.

"Crap," Iggy and Fang muttered under their breath at the same time.

"You did this didn't you!?" She shouted at all four of us, pure outrage clear on her bright red face.

"Why would we do this? It's not like you've done anything to us before!" I retorted, glaring harshly at her and clenching my fists.

"Well, it won't do you any good!" She turned her gaze towards Iggy. "This is only the beginning and I'm going to get you and all of your little friends!"

She took a step towards Iggy as if she was going to pounce on him at any second. But before I had time to do anything, Iggy had stepped in front of me and glared down at her.

"Now where have I heard that quote before?" he said as he pretended to think, his sightless eyes somehow fixing onto her. "Oh, that's right! It was in the Wizard of Oz. 'I'll get you my pretties and your little dog too.'" He imitated in an old hags voice. "You portray the witch almost perfectly. But may I suggest making your face a different shade of ugly, oh wait, I can't see. Hmm, but, from what I've heard, I'm sure that your face is probably just as ugly as your personality."

I put a hand to my mouth to stop myself from bursting into laughter but Alison failed and let out a small giggle.

Lissa, who was completely bewildered by the look that Iggy was giving her and the comment he had just made, screamed in frustration and stormed off, obviously not really sure of what to say back to him.

After she left I looked over at Alison, who had now burst into hysterical laughter, and Fang who was smiling in an un-Fang-like way. He had a nice smile...wait, what!?

"Couldn't have done that better myself," Fang said as he patted him on the back which only made Iggy's smile grow.

"Thanks, now please describe to me one more time what's on the posters," Iggy begged, jumping up and down like a small child wanting to know what they got for Christmas.

I sighed as I picked up one of the posters lying at my feet.

"Lissa is sitting in a corner crying her eyes out while a dog is sniffing her foot curiously. The dog is a Chihuahua and it is shaking slightly at her loud wailing."

"Lissa was always afraid of dogs," Alison chimed in through her laughter.

Sorry for any mistakes but I've had a bit of trouble putting this up! -mutters- Stupid fanfiction...

Iggy: Lissa's a witch

Me: A bitchy witch

Iggy: Can you get in trouble for that on here?

Me: -shrugs- Most people hate her anyway

Iggy: Fine

Me: R&R!? Another flock member is coming up!!! :D:D:D YAY! I've had this idea for a while now...and I'm hoping to add some FAX next chapter (now that Iggy has solved his problem)

Iggy: HEY! Quit using me as an excuse to not put Fax in

Me: hehe

Iggy: 'hehe?'

Me: Uh...what?

Iggy: You're really OOC

Me: Well I'm not a character so I can't be out of character

Iggy: But you're acting that way!

Me: So?

Iggy: So!? You're-

Me: A LLAMA LOST IT'S FOOT!!!

Iggy: 0_o

Me: -laughs- Please review

Bell and Ig