A/N: Virtual hugs for the person who can guess what episode the song "me and my robot friend" is from. Oh, and I know that in the South Park universe, Ms.Choksondik is dead, but I couldn't resist putting her in there. Please review! Kisses!
A Waverly Owl is a resourceful Owl
Easy Walsh was on the verge of going insane, he was so bored. It had been less than two weeks since he'd been brought home to Lexington, and he vaguely wondered if his parents would ever let him leave the house. His father had been so pissed that Easy had been expelled that he had frozen Easy's bank account and forced him to stay in the house, with no contact to the outside world.
The only human interaction he had was with a private tutor, an old woman named Ms. Choksondik that seemed to be a thousand years old. Granted, his parents allowed him to keep his cell phone, but they heavily monitored its use, any call to Callie would be traced and the phone confiscated. His father had even taken Easy's paints and Easy had been forced to sketch with whatever scraps of paper that he could find. If he wasn't being tutored, Easy was in his room, sketching the scenery out the window.
The cell phone on Easy's bed began singing, "Me and My Robot Friend" and Easy flipped it open. Probably my dad, once again reminding me that I'm an artsy fuckup, Easy thought bitterly. Instead a voice that Easy had never heard came through the phone.
The caller seemed very nervous, "Um…is this Easy Walsh?"
"Yeah, who the hell is this?"
"My name is Stan Marsh and…Stan hesitated, then continued, "...Um…Callie was in an accident and I thought you should know."
A million thoughts ran through Easy's head, he sat down on his unmade bed and ran his hand through his messy dark brown curls. It was a combination of fear, anxiety, grief and guilt that was fueling his thoughts.
"Who the hell gave you my number?" he asked harshly. He didn't mean to sound pissed, but that's how it came out.
"I asked my friend Kyle to swipe it from Tinsley's sidekick."
"Why the hell do you care what happens to Callie? And why did you bother telling me?"
"Callie's a special girl. I know that you are important to her, and figured that you deserved to know."
"Is she going to be okay?"
"I don't know. She's still unconscious; the doctors say she had alcohol poisoning. She's at Rhinecliff Hospital, if you can come visit her. " Stan's voice softened, and he said quietly, "I think she'd like that."
Easy's head was spinning with possibilities and ideas. He excused himself as politely as possible and flopped on the bed, his brain buzzing with ideas. How can I get to Callie? My money is frozen, can't get a plane ticket, hitchhiking probably not the smartest idea… Then it hit him. As cliché as it might sound, Easy knew that Callie always wanted him to be her knight in shining armor. So 15 minutes later, he had raided the kitchen, prepped Credo and had ridden out into the sunset, literally. He knew that it was hundreds of miles to Waverly, but he was determined to get there.
A/N: Sorry, I know that Stan's dialogue sounds kinda cliché, I'm sure that wasn't his intention when he called Easy, he was trying to be noble and stuff.