Warning: Funniness? OOCness, but this is fan fiction so everything is OOC. Bad spelling
Prompt: I work at a coffee shop and I purposely spell your name wrong on your cup of coffee every time you come in.
Alec likes the coffee shop he works at. It's small and quite. It's a rather friendly place and is all around comfortable. Expect of the costumers. Not all the costumers though, just the one.
Johnathan Cristopher Morgenstern. Top athlete at Alec's high school, charming good looks, and an all-around asshole. He is constantly starting fights with Alec's younger brother Jace. So, anytime Jonathan comes in for a coffee, Alec makes sure to get his name wrong.
"Coffee with milk for one Jonny M." Alec calls out looking Johnathan dead in the eye. Johnathan just smiles, that looks way too forced and takes the coffee.
"Have a good day sir." Alec calls out as he leaves.
It starts off rather innocent, but soon blows right up in to a war.
"Coffee with milk for Nathan M." The look he gets was rather funny that day.
"Coffee with milk for JC" That ended rather awkwardly, Jace ended up talking Jonathan's coffee…
"Coffee with milk for Jannathan"
"Coffee with milk for Than" that's when the names started to change.
"Coffee with milk for Timmy" Alec called out looking straight at Johnathan, the glare he got back to this day still scares him
"Coffee with milk for Seth" Jonathan ignored him for a good five minutes, even though they were staring each other down.
"Coffee with milk for Magnus" Alec called out, making eye contacted with Johnathan by accident. He came up and took the coffee. Magnus Bane, who ordered that coffee, just watched him leave with an amused smirk.
"So Alec, what was his name for today" Magnus asked once he got his coffee.
"Noot –Noot, Clary came up with that one"
Things progressed like this for weeks; Alec started to run out of names, so random sounds it became.
"Coffee with milk for nyah-nyah-squeak" Johnathan just walked out on that day didn't return for the coffee at all.
Soon though, Alec ran out of ideas for sounds too. So anytime Johnathan came up to order, Alec would ask some random costumer for a name.
"Coffee with milk for He-who-must-not-be-named" Johnathan got a kick out of that one.
"Coffee with milk for Sasha M."
"Coffee with milk for Lulu M."
"Coffee with milk for Shiro M"
One night though, the store was empty when Johnathan walked in.
"I'll have a Coffee with Milk" Johnathan said with a smile, curious to see what name he would be getting that night.
"Alright and what name should I put down?" Jonathan was taken aback by surprise with that, but he decided to have fun with it.
"My boyfriend" Alec just raised an eyebrow and went on his way. When Alec went to make the coffee, students from school their showed up to get their caffeine fix. Johnathan could see Jace, Izzy, Simon, his sister and Magnus all sit at a table. A rather evil idea came into his head when he saw them.
"Coffee with milk for My Boyfriend" Alec called out, not seeing the others in the store.
"Thanks sweet cheeks" Johnathan said with a kiss on Alec's cheek, and then he promptly strutted out of the store.
Revenge is sweet.