Hey you guys, I know I promised part 2 on January 1st, and I'm sooooooo sorry that didn't happen. I had people over that day, so I planned on finishing the chapter that evening, but I ended up falling ill. After that, I became pretty busy, with trying to find a full time job (being a college grad in this economy STINKS!), anxiety issues (which I usually DON'T have, but the anxiousness of when my career will actually begin has stressed me out. Big time), planning my sister's upcoming wedding, being sick more (which is weird since I usually have a good immune system), and trying to have a social life, so yeah, it's been a hectic month so far.
I actually haven't updated any of my stories since I posted part 1 of the New Years chapter, but I AM BACK! So expect updates on all of your favorites soon! :D
Once again, this chapter will be very long (which is why I decided to divide into 2 parts in the first place), so please ignore any spelling/grammar errors that might pop up since I likely won't do a very good job proofreading this.
IMPORTANT: If you left a review on the last chapter, don't expect to see it until the next chapter as this is a continuation from part 1. There is one exception I am making for one reviewer, but they'll all be answered :) If you left a review on New Years Eve or later, please wait until the next chapter to post your questions, pro favor!
Now on with the show!
Everybody: HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Sora & Kairi, Riku & Krissa, Roxas & Namine, Ven & Xion, Aerith & Zack, and Cloud & Tifa kiss.
Terra: *Faints.
Aqua: Terra?!
*Screen turns staticky, then becomes clear
Live From metro-Atlanta, Georgia, Welcome to Kingdom Truth or Dare! Now here's your host, Krissa Osten!
Krissa: Hey guys, we're now on the present day. Unfortunately, our 2 part New Years special got cut short because we had to take Terra to the ER, but we are BACK to answer everybody's questions!
Terra: Just so everybody knows, I am just FINE!
Aqua: Careful Terra, you don't want to aggravate you concussion injury!
Terra: ...
Krissa: Aqua, would you like to tell them the good news?
Aqua: Oh yes! Everybody, Terra and I are expecting! I'm 4 months along, and we're due in July!
Everybody: YAYYYYYY!
Krissa: The best part is, we get to find out the gender during the Valentine's Day party! Leave your guesses in the comments, boy or girl? Anyways, on with the show! First up is Guardianofartbravery, aka Leila!
Greeeaaat Chapter! Anyway onto the truths and dares. Truths: Sora: Do you have ADHD Kairi: Why so girly? It burns! To much pink to be a warrior! Marluxia had less pink! Axel: what was going through your mind when you retrieved Xion, and kinda betrayed Roxas? Master Xehanort: Are you a pedo? Cause every thing you do signals that you are.
Dares: Sora: here is cotton candy. Go nuts. Namine: Draw anime with Leila. Master Xehanort: *ties him up and takes away his powers* Leila:Terra please do the honors of beating this guy up far past oblivion for reasons that most of us know...and for me please.
Now for my brother.
Vanitas: 1. Did you ever realize that the Xehanort was really just using you? If you did then why didn't you do anything about it? 2. Did you ever like Aqua? 3. How do YOU feel about the thousands of pairings you have that are gay or with Xehanort? 4. Are you sad that you got such a small part in the series? 5. Why did you choose that design of a keyblade? 6. How did it feel to get killed by a blonde, naive, immature, idiot? 7. Around what age were you when you were extracted from Ven? 8. How do you handle all of those crazy rabid fangirls? 9. Are you sure that YOU wanted the x-blade and it wasn't just Xehanort talking through you again? Be honest mister. 10. can I have a hug? 11. Your stuck with me for the rest of the chapter.
AND NO ONE HURTS VANITAS! I WILL KILL THAT PERSON! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE DARES! LAY OFF MY BROTHER!...Hi Sasuke! Oh my gosh Uncle Kakashi! I missed you sooo much!...Hi Loser. Hi Hinata! Hi Sakura!
*hugs Kakashi* He is my Uncle from my mom's side! My family is effin Awsesome!
Vanitas: *smirks* You people better believe it.
Sora: No, I don't think...SQUIRREL!
Riku: Sora, that's just a car commercial.
Sora: Oh...right...
Kairi: Just means I'm innocent looking, yet deadly!
Marluxia: No, I AM THE PINK CHAMP!
Axel: Well, I was hurt. I hated that both of them put me in that position, even though I understand why they felt they had to, and I hated what the Organization was making me do.
MX: NO! I just wanted to live long enough to see the next keyblade war!
Sora: YUMMY! Thanks! I LOVE YOU, Leila!
Vanitas: Lay off, dude!
Sora: ...I'm just thankful for the cotton candy...
Namine: Okay. You're really good, Leila!
Leila: So are you!
MX: This is NOT how you treat your elders!
Terra: With PLEASURE!
MX: *Knocked unconscious. Again.*
Vanitas: Eventually. I just felt so soulless that I didn't care. And NO! Those are DISGUSTING! Seriously people, have you never heard of child molestation?! Nah, I'm sure I'm about to get a bigger part. It just...kinda picked me. I hide and be quiet. Maybe not...I guess *Hugs non emotionally.* Really sis...?!
Krissa: The more the merrier! Next up is Pheee!
Hi, everyone! i got some ToD's for you!
Vanitas, are you emo? Sora thinks so.
yuffie, did you see sora, on his skateboard, yet?
Sora, Do you skateboard anymore?
Dare dare dairy dare dare!
Namine, Make Sora have a nightmare.
Larxene, scare axel, again!
Cloud, hug a cactaur.
Yuffie, aerith, and gullwings, wheel of songs and wheel of kissing.
Kairi and Namine, Wheel of duet songs!
Ventus and Roxas, chubby bunny
Seifer, setzer, and aqua, wheel of dares
Riku, fight ridley
All the Xehanorts, and ansem; kiss the gullwings, Maleficent, Minnie, Daisy, and yuffie
Mickey, fight Xemnas
That's all from me, peace! *uses some sort of water teleportation spell*
Vanitas: No, I just don't like anybody here!
Sora: *Cough cough emo..*
Vanitas: Hush up, Hero Boy!
Yuffie: Nope, sure haven't!
Sora: Not since Twilight Town, I'd like to take it up again!
Kairi: Sora, it's too dangerous!
Sora: So?! No more than fighting the darkness throughout the worlds!
Namine: Sorry, Sora...
Sora: *Sleeps, snores.* AHHHHHHH! SPIDERS!
Larxene: The nice spell has WORN OFF! *Zaps Axel.* Man, that feels good!
Cloud: OUCH!
Krissa: It's time for WHEEL! OF! SONGS!
Yuffie, Aerith, Gullwings: Girls just wanna have fun, oh girls just wanna have, they just awana! They just awana...!
Krissa: It's time for WHEEL! OF! KISSING!
*The girls turn the wheel, and it lands on...
Yuffie: Leon
Aerith: Joshua
Yuna: Sora
Rikku: Wakka
Paine: Vanitas
Krissa: That was...interesting...It's time for WHEEL! OF! SONGS! AGAIN!
Kairi and Namine: Sometimes good intentions, don't come across so well...and it's a whole lot harder to shine, than undermine...
Krissa: We took care of that in part one. It's time for WHEEL! OF! DARES!
*Sefer, Setzer, and Aqua begin doing the chicken dance.
Sefer: Why are we doing this?! We look like idiots!
Setzer: It's the only way we can eat tonight...
Aqua: It's kind of fun, actually!
Riku: Who?
All the Xehanorts, minus MX who's still unconscious: Sorry, ladies, we are heartless fiends so we don't wanna to this: *kisses them.*
Gullwings, Minnie, Daisy, Yuffie: BLECH!
Maleficent: You'll pay for this! *Zaps all of the Xehanorts.*
Mickey: *Looks at zapped Xemnas.* Sure! *Kicks Xemnas, he falls over.*
Xemnas: Ow...
Krissa: Any time the Xehanorts go down is a good time! Next up is a SunlitShadows!
Me: Omg. Guys. I caught another Sneasel and her name is Ayla. I had to put Icia and Ayla together in the daycare because I wanted to catch another Pokémon. Look what the Day-Care Man found. *holds up Sneasel egg* And I've been walking around so much, it's gonna hatch soon.
Icia: *blushes* Mum, do you HAVE to tell EVERYONE?!
Me: ... yes. I also caught a Zoroark. His name is ZoZo. *the egg in my hand suddenly shakes* Huh?
*the egg cracks little by little* Omg, it's HATCHING! *the egg hatches and a baby Sneasel is there* aww... I'm gonna call him...
Icia: Hey, shouldn't me or Ayla get to name him?!
Me: *sighs* Yes. *hands the baby Sneasel to Icia* Whatcha got?
Icia: Hmm.. how about Icanite? (Pronounced Ice-Uh-Night)
Me: Nice. *gets emotional* My baby is growing up! DX
Icia: ... Mum, I'm OLDER than YOU.
Me: Don't ruin the moment. *wiped tear*
Icia: *rolls eyes*
Ayla: *is sitting on the couch, blushing at our conversation *
Namia: *walks to the couch, arms crossed* So. You're Ayla, huh?
Ayla: *nods shyly*
Namia: Ya know, I trust you. But, you so much as hurt my little brother's feelings, I will feed you to Momma's Pyroar.
Ayla: *whimpers*
Namia: *walks off*
(OK, OK, I just did some research on my game, so now I'll try to fit the Pokémon in with their Natures here is the Sneasel's natures.
Namia: Quirky
Icia: Serious [Hey Saïx! You have a flippin twin! XD]
Icanite: Quirky [I think he got that from his aunt, because neither of his parents have that nature. XD]
Ayla: Hasty
There is the Sneasel family's natures.)
Ayla: *coming out of another room* Hey what does this thing do? *has a bracelet with a gem on it *
Me: NONONONONONONO! DON'T PRESS THE-
Ayla: *presses the gem*
Me: Gem...
Ayla: *a flash engulfs her and when it goes away, Ayla is a human Sneasel, with black hair, sneasel ears (one small black ear and a red fat feather looking one), a skirt with three feather looking tails, and a small black shirt* Um...?!
Me: Oh no...
Everybody: Oooooh...
Krissa: Thanks for the info! Well welcome...sneasels...next up is Sunlit Shadows!
Me:oh, no... oh no... Larxene... I feel really sorry for you. I really do. We will ALL (quietly) almost (normal) miss you. *wipes tear*
Burn: *glares at Larxene, growling, flames burning HIGH* Quil. Quilava. Lava. La. Quil. QUILAVA! *uses all moves on Larxene, hurting her. BAD. eventually, she is seen, only as a spec of dust and Burn is licking her paw*
Me: We will miss Larxene. Almost.
Burn: *is seen rubbing her head against Axel*
Me: Well, I got Pokémon X for my birthday, so now, only Burn will be here who is from Heartgold. But...
*releases Xerneas, Charizard, Delphox, two Sneasels, and Lucario* Xena, Blaze, Flames, Icia, Namia, and Lucan. Mine from X. Yes, I chose the fire starter again.
Xena: Xer, Xerneas!
Blaze: Charizard!
Flames: Del!
Icia and Namia: Snea sneasel!
Lucan: Lucar!
Me: aww, they introduced themselves! Awww! And Axel... *hands him a bracelet that has a cyndaquil, quilava, and a typhlosion on it* To make Burn happy, this can change you into whatever she is. Please, just to make her happy, take it. *gets on Xena's back and she thrills happily* Unless you want go against them... *presses a gem on my Bracelet, which happens to be a Mega Ring, and Lucan and Blaze turn into a mega Lucario and a Mega Charizard* OH! and... *gives everybody a special necklace * Put this on, and you can understand Pokémon. *they put it on and Blaze and Namia are seen bickering*
Blaze: Hahaha, baby!
Namia: *hurt* Hey! Just because I'm a level 47 and your a level 60 don't mean I'm not strong! I'm just a little weaker!
Blaze: HA! As IF!
Me: *glares and stomps over and slaps Blaze* BLAZE! You are BETTER than THIS! You're going back in your Pokeball! *puts him in and hugs Namia* Are you okay, baby?
Namia: Yeah, he just hurt my feelings.
Me: It'll be OK... *releases hug*
Namia: Yeah, thanks Momma.
Everyone:?
Me: She calls me Momma cause I'm her trainer. Icia calls me Mum. Namia also calls Icia her younger brother. Icia calls Namia his older sister. It's all a family with us.
Icia:Mmhmm! Mum's right!
Me: Yep! And Namia TOTALLY kicked that Ranger's butt when he made her brother faint!
Icia: Mumma! Don't tell everyone that!
Me:*rolls eyes* Whatever, little man. *snaps* I came here to give dares, and didn't. I know, I'm an idiot.
Axel: Be locked up in a room with Burn as a Quilava. Let her do what she wants and you do what she wants you to. *evil smile* Including- *Icia quickly covers mouth*
Icia: MUM! KIDS ARE IN THE ROOM!
Me: Whoops! Well, you know what I was gonna say. Have fun. *Namia giggles* and if you think I'm to young to say THAT, meet my Uncle. He was cussing at age 10.
Burn: *widens eyes and smiles, staring at Axel* Oh, I'll have fun. I'll have fun indeed. *Namia giggles louder*
Axel: If she by any chance has a baby cyndaquil (most likely considering how she looks at him... *Burn is staring at him, drooling*)you must help take care of it.
Krissa: Update quickly.
Everyone: Pokémon catching contest!
Me: A Yvetal is the legendary of Pokemon Y. Xerneas is the legendary of X. OK, i's done for now. Bye!
Icia and Namia: Bye!
Burn: *still staring*
Xarlyme Nalux and Aralx: *sleeping*
Xena: *thrills* Buh bye!
Flames: bye! (Voice is deep, surprising because of his girlish figure)
Lucan: *nods once as if saying goodbye*
Blaze: *kicks pokeball from inside*
Larxene: Well I'M BACK!...ouch...
Krissa: This may take a good bit of glue to put back together...
Axel: Good boy...thanks!
Everybody: THANKS!
Axel: Uh oh...be nice, I like fire!
Krissa: We're BACK! And I think I may have cracked the code as to who is leaving multiple truths and dares...haha...next up is Guest!
Me: Omg. Guys. I caught another Sneasel and her name is Ayla. I had to put Icia and Ayla together in the daycare because I wanted to catch another Pokémon. Look what the Day-Care Man found. *holds up Sneasel egg* And I've been walking around so much, it's gonna hatch soon.
Icia: *blushes* Mum, do you HAVE to tell EVERYONE?!
Me: ... yes. I also caught a Zoroark. His name is ZoZo. *the egg in my hand suddenly shakes* Huh?
*the egg cracks little by little* Omg, it's HATCHING! *the egg hatches and a baby Sneasel is there* aww... I'm gonna call him...
Icia: Hey, shouldn't me or Ayla get to name him?!
Me: *sighs* Yes. *hands the baby Sneasel to Icia* Whatcha got?
Icia: Hmm.. how about Icanite? (Pronounced Ice-Uh-Night)
Me: Nice. *gets emotional* My baby is growing up! DX
Icia: ... Mum, I'm OLDER than YOU.
Me: Don't ruin the moment. *wiped tear*
Icia: *rolls eyes*
Ayla: *is sitting on the couch, blushing at our conversation *
Namia: *walks to the couch, arms crossed* So. You're Ayla, huh?
Ayla: *nods shyly*
Namia: Ya know, I trust you. But, you so much as hurt my little brother's feelings, I will feed you to Momma's Pyroar.
Ayla: *whimpers*
Namia: *walks off*
(OK, OK, I just did some research on my game, so now I'll try to fit the Pokémon in with their Natures here is the Sneasel's natures.
Namia: Quirky
Icia: Serious [Hey Saïx! You have a flippin twin! XD]
Icanite: Quirky [I think he got that from his aunt, because neither of his parents have that nature. XD]
Ayla: Hasty
There is the Sneasel family's natures.)
Ayla: *coming out of another room* Hey what does this thing do? *has a bracelet with a gem on it *
Me: NONONONONONONO! DON'T PRESS THE-
Ayla: *presses the gem*
Me: Gem...
Ayla: *a flash engulfs her and when it goes away, Ayla is a human Sneasel, with black hair, sneasel ears (one small black ear and a red fat feather looking one), a skirt with three feather looking tails, and a small black shirt* Um...?!
Me: Oh no...
Everybody: Oooooh...
Krissa: Thanks for the info! Well welcome...sneasels...next up is Windmill Dork!
*enters, dancing* biblio biblio biblio, cookie cookie cookie, o
hey, piglet!
dead bear eyes, squishy squirmy dead bear eyes, add one more and you have 5...
Sheila Rae?! dead bear...
dead bear eyes, ooey gooey dead bear eyes, add one more makes 10 ooh they're tough... Sheila Rae, That's enough!
gullwings, kiss sora
riku, kiss rikku
sora, wheel of dueling and wheel of kissing.
Roxas, wheel of songs and wheel of kissing.
Axel, wheel of kissing, and wheel of songs.
Larxene, kiss axel
ventus! i got brussel sprouts, you have to eat them, or no birthday!
krissa, i saw Vanitas tipping over trash cans all over your neighborhood.
everyone, DANCE!
Maleficent, why didn't you disguise your heartless as fangirls, that would be very effective.
Saix, you're funny, acting like a puppy, near Demyx.
lolololololol!
oh yeah, i think Vanitas hates anime, he destroyed your chibi riku plush.
Xaldin, Bruise xemnas
xemnas, start a chain reaction
Yuffie; wheel of kissing, and wheel of dares
cloud and aerith; chubby bunny
krissa; start a chain reaction
xigbar, be careful what you do, you might start a chain reaction.
everyone must watch one episode of Naruto.
Tidus, throw a blitzball in sora's face!
Krissa: ...
Gullwings: *Kisses Sora.*
Yuna: Thanks, Sweetie!
Rikku: So handsome! *Kisses Riku.*
Riku: Uhhh...
Sora: Thank you for being unconscious, Master Ugly-Nort! The seaweed is always greener, in somebody else's lake...
Roxas: Not this song again! I don't want another pretty face, I don't want just anyone to hold...*kisses Namine.*
Axel: Both of these, again?! Burn baby burn, disco inferno!...*Kisses Larxene dust.*
Larxene: Once I'm put back together I'm SO zapping you!
Axel: Gulp...
Ven: WAHHHHHH! *Eats, gags.*
Krissa: Vanitas! You're NOT a raccoon!
Vanitas: But I didn't...
Krissa: RANDOM DANCING!
*Everybody does the Cha Cha Slide.*
Krissa: I forgot how long that song is...
Maleficent: Because that would be child's play, something the Mistress of All Evil should have nothing to do with!
Saix: ...
Vanitas: I hate everything, but I destroyed nothing!
Krissa: Fine, but you're on probation, Mister!
Vanitas: But...
Xaldin: *Looks at still smoking Xemnas.* I think he's pretty bruised enough...
Yuffie: *Kicks still unconscious MX where it hurts.* I want it, I got it, I can do anything! What you need, got your back! Just say the word, I'm there!
Krissa: Not that dare again! And...*ACHOOOO*!
Everybody: *Sneezes.*
Krissa: Well that was easy! That counts, right?!
Xigbar: AHHHH-
Everybody: NO!
Sora: I like this Ninja guy. Maybe I should become a...
Riku: NO!
Sora: I could...
Riku: NO!
Sora: But...
Riku: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tidus: Like old times! *Throws blitzball in Sora's face.*
Sora: OW!
Krissa: Next up is reaper aqua!
Hi I'm new to show um here ven three truck loads of candy dares van because nice to ven or jump in a tank full of prehistoric sharks!
Ven: I LOVE YOU! CAAAAAAAAN-DEEEEEEEEE!
Krissa: Uh...I love ocean life...but I'll pass on that! Next up is El Dorito!
*enters* Hey everyone! i got some dares for you!
Namine, you said you have powers of sora's memories and those connected to him, right, if so, make Kairi forget him, and make the Gullwings be his fangirls, that would be funny.
Burrito!
Heavy: I SHALL CRUSH YOU LIKE STINKY CHEESE! *pounds vanitas on head*
Kairi, dye your hair black, and call yourself Xion.
Yuffie; Kiss pete
Seifer and Setzer; kiss Xion and aqua
Sora:wheel of dares and wheel of kissing
Rikku has a nice hairstyle, very playful!
is Rikku very hyper, often?
Yuna, give rikku coffee!
Paine, try to stop Ventus's sugar rush.
hey piglet!
Namine: Sigh...sorry Sora...Kairi...
Kairi: Who are you...again...?
Sora: Kairi...
Gullwings: OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
Sora: AHHHHHH!
Vanitas: Ow...
Kairi: Hi, I'm Xion!
Xion: No, I'm Xion! Xion doesn't have long hair!
Kairi: Sorry, just doing as I'm told...
Sora: Kairi...
Kairi: Who are you?
Krissa: UGH I can't stand this. Namine, change her back please.
Namine: With pleasure!
Kairi: ...Sora...?
Sora: KAIRI! *The two kiss.*
All the good guys: YAYYYYYY!
All the bad guys: BLAAARGH!
Seifer: Sorry. *Kisses Xion.*
Xion: Bleck!
Setzer: What a prize! *Kisses Aqua.*
Aqua: *Slaps Setzer.*
Krissa: It's time for WHEEL! OF! DARESS! AND KISSING!
Sora: Not again...*kisses Yuffie.
Yuffie: C'mon, Sora, we're not that close!
Sora: Uh...Hakuna Matata...What a wonderful phrase...
Rikku: Thank you, thank you! I use extra bouncy gel.
Paine: Yes.
Yuna: Uh...okay...
Rikku: JAVA JAVA JAVA JAVA JAVA JAVA JAVA JAVA JAVA JAVA...!
Paine: Thanks a lot. And sure, one hyper maniac is enough! *Poofs away Ven's candy.*
Ven: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Piglet: H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-i!
Krissa: Next up is Tsukuyomi!
Organization XIII: Do you have any New Years resolutions?
Xion: Do you get mad or upset when people call you a puppet?
Riku: Out of Namine and Xion, who would you marry?
Axel: You are now a Charizard until the end of the next chapter.
Xemnas: Spin the Wheel of Kissing.
Terra: Spend 5 minutes in a room with lions.
Larxene: Go for two chapters without zapping anyone.(Unless it is part of a dare.)
Org. XIII: Get hearts!
Xion: I used to get upset, but now I'm okay with who I am.
Riku: Well...
Krissa: Neither. Because he's with me!
Axel: As if being in this room wasn't bad enough...
Krissa: Since he's still dust, I'll spin the WHEEL! OF! KISSING! For him.
*The wheel lands on...
Xemnas dust: *Kisses Kairi.*
Kairi: DISGUSTING! *Blows the dust away...
Krissa: I guess we need some more glue...
Lions: ROAR!
Terra: Nice kitty kitties...Just stay still and quiet, Terra...
Larxene: But...but...
Krissa: Well that's good news! Next up is Garbage Can't!
You guys forgot to pay the bills! PAY EM!
Thieves sneak in.
Marv: we gotta find the statue of sora...
Harry: but it could be anywhere, like in here... *suddenly warps to bowser's castle*
Marv: HOLD ON HARRY! I'M COMMING!
Me: blasted thieves!
and sora, take out the trash!
Xaldin, walk the dog!
Xigbar, Eat this hot tamale!
Demyx, eat a hotwing
Larxene, kiss sora, riku, roxas, and ventus!
everyone gets apple cider!
and i got ecm, on my whiteboard.
*suddenly, a dark portal appears*
Xikur: i am Xikur, or... Riku's nobody, alot tougher than Riku-boy or that... Rikku-girl! i work for Kroxew! and we steal things! *disappears*
Gullwings, kiss Sora!
Yuffie, kiss sora
Aerith, kiss Riku.
Rikku, Get a camera, i think Axel is going to do something stupid.
Krissa, do something funny with Sora!
Aqua, terra, scare Ventus.
oh yeah, and watch out for those fangirls, they broke through to hollow bastion.
*Fangir squeals* Sora! SQUEE!
*fangirl glomps sora, then gets taken away by random heartless*
well,weird.
watch line rider jagged peak adventure!
Sora, why do you hate fangirls, so much? (saw a deviantart image saying Sora hates fangirls)
Jafar: kiss larxene!
Pete: kiss minnie, Kairi, and the gullwings.
Hey everyone! i found a beach! *adds the beach location to the warp station*
Yuna; dance with anyone in the room
paine; hurt anyone in the room.
all the xehanorts, xemnas, and jafar, kiss kairi, gullwings, minnie, Namine, larxene, maleficent, aerith, and yuffie, then jump into the river.
that's all for now.
Krissa: No worries, the network pays all of our bills.
Everybody: ...
Krissa: Glad the warp came in handy again! Apparently the Wet Bandits...or the Sticky Bandits...whatever they call themselves now, are out of jail. I'm sure Bowser will make good work of them!
Sora: Taking out the trash...la la...taking out the trash...at NIGHT!
Xaldin: What dog? *Pluto comes along barking and waging his tail.* Sigh...c'mon, Poochie...
Xigbar: *Mouth on fire.* AHHHHHHHH!
Demyx: AHHHHHH: Quench, water, quench!
Krissa: Wimp! Can't even handle one buffalo wing...For the record, I'm immune to hot and spicy food.
Larxene: *Kisses Sora, Riku, Roxas, and Ven.* BLARGH! Be glad I'm forbidden to zap you right now!
Sora, Riku, Roxas, Ven: ...
Everybody: APPLE CIDER!
Krissa: YUM! I love it hot!
Riku: Wait, I never became a heartless! Who are you, really?!
Gullwings: *Kisses Sora.
Sora: Not again!
Aerith: *Kisses Riku.*
Riku: *Blushes.
Krissa: Well...why did the turtle cross the road?
Sora: I dunno, why?
Krissa: To get to the SHELL-station! Nuk nuk nuk! *Throws pie in Sora's face.*
Sora: Yum, chocolate!
Ven: PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
Sora: Stay AWAY!
Aqua, Terra: *Puts on a MX mask.* BOOOOO!
Ven: AHHHHHHHHHHH! That's the scariest thing ever!
Sora: I never said...uh...AHHHHH!
Jafar: Sorry, m'lady! *Kisses Larxene.*
Larxene: Grrr...can I PLEASE zap him?!
Krissa: NOPE!
Pete: SURE!
Minnie, Gullwings, Kairi: *Slaps Pete.*
Pete: OOOOOOOOOOMPH!
Everybody: YAAAAY!
Krissa: Bless you! The beach is my favorite place in the world!
Yuna: *To Tidus.* Shall we dance?
Tidus: We shall. *Dances to Once Upon a Dream.*
Paine: *Slaps Pete.*
Pete: Whyyyyyyy?
Paine: Because you're dumb.
Krissa: I believe they did that already. And they're all dust. Next up is Diesel Pipeson!
*comes in to see sora* found him.
?: sora? my son? hey boy!
now now, David Keyman. you can only do this once, otherwise, you will fade into darkness.
David: son... YOU'RE GROUNDED! that means you have to suffer 3 chapters, with a random dare from wheel of daring, and you have to play chubby bunny with ventus and Life-size Rikku, losers have to rub the winner's feet.
Hey Krissa, ever thought of flying like Superman?
I've met the man of steel once! he was in the world that never was.
Rikku and sora, you are sent to the dark margin, again.
piglet, go through a haunted house.
Pooh bear, have this large pot of honey, you are very random.
*amy keyman comes in* SORA! you forgot to clean your ROOOOOM! Come back home, and clean your room, before you lose your videogames for a week.
David: since we're like, sora's parents, can we come sometimes, you know, join in, we only got a chance to speak, well, my wife was the only one, during kh1, for only one scene.
sonic the hedgehog: Hey, Sora! Remember me? your school classmate. we were in gym class, with riku and rikku! how's it going, buddy?
Amy: sonikku! *grabs Sonic into a bone-crushing hug*
Sonic: you got to give them a dare, amy...
Amy: Sora, Riku, take a bath, you were gone for a long time, and you need one.
Sonic, Hey Sora, race riku, i wanna see it!
Me: somebody PLEASE add bangs to their hairstyle, bangs are cute! and whoever does it, for 2 chapters, Scream 'bangs' as loud as you can. (again, hair fan)
who was the most random dare-giver within last chapter?
Ratchet the Lombax: hey Sora, check this out! i got this weird piece of scrap metal, here, take it.
*we all leave*
Sora: What?! you're not my father!
Krissa: It's time for WHEEL! OF! DARES!
Sora: *Begins slapping himself continuously.*
Riku: What is up with this chubby bunny obsession?!
Ven: MAAAAAAARSH! MEEEEEELOOOOOOWS! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Krissa: Actually, when I was a kid, I used to pretend I was Super Krissa! I could fly, I was dressed kind of like a cross between Wonder Woman and Superman, and I fought crime with my 3 foot stuffed dog named Douglas!
Everybody: ...
*Crickets chirp.*
Krissa: Gimme a break! I was a kid! At least I had an imagination...
Demyx: Why would Superman be at our home?!
Sora: What?! Not again!
Rikku: No worries, Cutie! I'm a fairy! I can poof us back!
Sora: Thank GOODNESS!
Piglet: Oooooooh...I D-d-d-d-d-don't likt th-th-th-this! AHHHHH! *Runs out quickly when a ghost pops out of a closet.*
Pooh: Why, thank you, Somebody I Don't Know! I think I'll have a small smackeral now! *Dives head first into 'hunny' pot, gets stuck.* Oh bother...
Sora: What?! B-b-b-but I have a show to do!
Krissa: Welcome! The more the merrier!
Sora: Um...I think I would remember being classmates with a hedgehog...
Riku: Hey, wait a minute, your not my mother!
Krissa: You know the rules! There's plenty of shower gel and soap in the bathroom.
Sora and Riku: Fine...
Krissa: Unfortunately I'm out of generic wash, thanks do Ventus trying to bathe in chocolate pudding last week. I hope they don't mind smelling like Bath and Body Works!
Riku: I smell like a girl!
Sora: Pure Paradise?! AHHHHHHHHHH!
Riku: That's better than the Pink Chiffon I got stuck with!
Sora: Wait, we just bathed! I don't want to race and get dirty!
Krissa: Sorry you know the rules! To the mailbox and back. On your mark...get set...GOOOO!
*Sora and Riku race to the mailbox. Sora takes and early lead, but he ran to fast. Krissa's house is on a hill, so he goes bouncing all the way down and loses control. Riku wins.
Sora: I'll never win!
Riku: Strategy, my friend.
Amy: Now take a bath!
Sora: NOOOOOOOOOOT AGAIN!
Riku: You get the Pink Chiffon this time...
Xion: These bangs are so cute! BANGS!
Krissa: I have side bangs, does that count? BANGS! And I'd say all of you guys!
Sora: Uhhh...thanks, I guess...
Krissa: Better keep that in a safe place, hehe. Next up is Raocow's 1 fan!
hey, everyone!
first off, everyone watch asmt abridged
rikku, smell sora's hair.
gullwings; which of you think your hair is the cutest?
vanitas, get a job as an elf
xigbar, i bet sora will get kingdom hearts, and you Will fade!
oh yeah, i brought some cookies, but... they melted, so it's like, cookie goo.
even if i'm late, Rikku, you would definately enjoy this, i found a perfect ruby sphere, perfectly spherical.
yuna; smell roxas's hair.
paine; comb vanitas's hair. (huge hair fanatic)
oh yeah, you guys should be careful... because...
Louis: PILLZ HERE!
Zoey; they are not the kind of pills you want, Louis.
Louis: so what? pillz are pillz, and they are good!
Bill: look up 'how the medic lost his license' under the youtuber named 'antoine delak' he has a funny one.
Francis: I hate Larxene.
Mario: PIPES!
uh, Krissa, there's a new warp pipe in your back yard, if you want a new stargate, you have togive someone the craziest dare, imaginable.
turtle beach X12 headsets for everyone!
Vanitas, kiss the gullwings, belle, yuffie, aerith, sophie, and ollete, then finish it all off, by kissing larxene.
Larxene; kiss sora, then shock kairi
Riku, throw rikku across the room
*everybody teleports to Oklahoma*
OKLAHOMA! where sledders go slamming into cars!
*hands them sleds*
good luck, whoever makes it first, gets to kiss their loved ones.
sora, i-i-i-i don't care, just, whoever turns into a pony next, punch them in the nose.
vanitas, next time you are turned into a pony, you get branded with the letter H, for horse transmogrification. (it's temporary, or in my case, until the transformation wears off)
hey sora, how cool would it be to meet superman?
hades; call phil fat, and tell him he would be good pork dinner.
*a green l4d hunter jumps in* you forgot about me, hombre!
Me: oh yeah, meet Jacques, my best friend, who is apparently a zombie, but a very agile zombie, i need help making him human again, he lost his heart to a foul creature, somewhere in a place, called bloodmoon thicket. this heartless looked like a blood-red neo shadow.
oh, and ventus, here, have a 5-gallon red bull.
peace!
Everybody: Ooooooh!
Rikku: Mmmmmmm! Spells like Pure Paradise!
Sora: Hey! That was just the body wash!
Yuna: Me!
Rikku: No, me!
Paine: I really don't care...
Vanitas: NO way!
Krissa: VANITAS!
Vanitas: It's not even that blasted Christmas anymore!
Krissa: You know the rules!
**5 minutes later...
Vanitas: I'm Vanitas the elf. Whoopdy doopy doo..
Everybody: Get lost, Crazy!
Vanitas: Grrrr...
Xigbar: AS IF! *Winces briefly.* Oh yeah, the spell is broken!
Sora: I don't want Kingdom Hearts! I just wanna protect it!
Everybody: Cookie goo! YUM!
Ven: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE!
Rikku: Ooooooooh! Shiny!
Yuna: Smells like...sea salt ice-cream!
Paine: Boring...
Vanitas: Get out of my hair!
Krissa: Okay...
Larxene: Well I HATE YOU TOO!
Krissa: Eh, I have the KH character here, wheels of everything, and a warp machine. Nothing surprises me anymore.
Everybody: COOL!
Vanitias: *Blehh...* Kisses all the names girls.
Girls: BLAGH! Too much darkness!
Vanitas: NOT MY FAULT!
Larxene: EW! *Kisses Sora.* Why not, she's too sweet, anyways!
Kairi: Grrrr...
Riku: Sorry about this... *Throws Rikky across room...*
Rikku: Sweet, the handsome man threw me!
Krissa: Never been to Oklahoma before. At least it isn't sled season.
*Everybody sleds down the hill, with Sora and Terra crashing. Again. Kairi wins, and Sora still gets his kiss.*
Kairi: Clumsy bum! *Kisses.*
All the good guys: Awww...
All the bad guys: BLARGH!
*Back at Krissa's house...*
Krissa: That was fun, especially since we rarely get snow here! Seriously, half an inch here and school is closed and the grocery store is a mad house!
Sora: Okayyyy...
Vanitas: NO MORE PONY DARES!
Sora: That would be AWESOME!
Hades: Phil, you're fat, and you'd make a good pork dinner.
Phil: Oh yeah? Two words: Go! TO! *BEEEEEEP.*
Everybody: Hi Jacques!
Sora: You mean this?
Riku: Sora, where did you get that heart?!
Sora: I found it.
Jacques: I'M SAVED!
Ventus: RED BULL!
Terra: I'd say something, but since I'm soon to be a father, I won't take my chances with the sharks...
Krissa: Smart thinking. Next up is mama-mia mario!
*enters laughing* hahahahaha! the bowser bit?! who's main idea was that?
*ahem*
i know it's a bit late for this but, Krissa, you... just won a million munny, and you also get this really cool riku plush, about life-size.
rikku, kiss riku.
and everyone, people with game character names, commenting on the same fanfic is just a coincidence, this happens alot on youtube.
yuna, could you, oh i don't know, use some of your magic to torture vanitas for the rest of the chapter?
paine; same as yuna
jafar and all the master xehanorts (the ones still conscious) kiss the gullwings, yuffie, kairi, and maleficent.
hey sora, how was fighting bowser? you forgot peach was there, though, you could have saved her.
Krissa, about the fangirl spawns, well, i think if you didn't know, they're from the
heart-shaped-moon-thing, and they would go GREAT lengths, just to get riku and sora, even the others aren't safe.
oh yeah, and, somehow... the 4th wall's been broken, mnot entirely, but cracked, remember bowser, well, there's an even scarier, harder to defeat, Dark bowser.
luigi and mario: you might need this...
*hands Sora a keyblade based on mario, with a pipe for the blade-piece.*
This can warp you, as well, but be warned, the prototype pipe tool hasn't been tested yet, it could randomly warp you somewhere you didn't want to go.
oh yeah, and look out for the other 2, one is fat, fat, fat! and the other, has a large head with the black letter 'N' on it, he wears a labcoat, he goes by . and the other guy is eggman, they decided to team up to take over earth.
Naruto: DATTEBAYO! hello everyone, i just wanted to meet sora, in person, he is sooo awesome!
hey ventus, can you kick vanitas, where it hurts?
Kakashi: Naruto, i know you hate him, but what about...
Sakura: SQUEE! Vanitus! *hugs very tightly* (very is an underestimate)
Sasuke: done? wow! *grabs megaphone* hey everyone! Naruto's a LOSER, what are you gonna say about that? *punches Naruto in the face*
Me; i don't think that's a good idea...
Sasuke: why?!
Me: one; you could end up being thrown into the pit of fangirls, two; *sees gullwings very angry* i don't think you want to anger... "THEM!"
Hinata: N-N-Naruto-kun?
Naruto: it's okay, everyone... i know when i'm not needed in the world.
*Naruto walks outside*
Sasuke: for my dare to you guys... GIVE ME 5... no, 10 REASONS TO NOT DO THAT AGAIN!
*suddenly, 3 gullwing clones come in*
Ukkir: hehehehehehehehe! SQUEE!
Anuy: SQUEE! *squeezes Sora, tightly.
Eniap: so, boys. *winks at vanitas* which one of you wants to date us?
Ukkir: we're the gullwing clones, Naruto somehow created us.
*they leave*
Naruto walks in, eyes red: hey guys, i just wanna let you know, the Real Naruto is looking for Kroxew, as he... well, krissa, i got bad news, he... stole your riku statue. *poof*
Me: can i at least Say SOMETHING BEFORE ANOTHER PERSON INVADES?
Zim: what? oh alright! vanitas, check out this awesome ship i got for you! *hands him an alien spacecraft*
Me: okay, since i am outa time, i will leave you guys with a request; do whatever you can to hurt Sasuke. oh and vanitas, Sakura is pretty scary, as a fangirl, keep an eye on 'er
Krissa: I'm RICH! Or at least I will be once we move back to Destiny Islands. To bad that currency doesn't work here. And thanks! My other one that was given to me was burned!
Riku: Again?! *Kisses Rikku!
Rikku: Thanks handsome!
Krissa: Stay back, Perky Pants!
Everybody: Oooooooh.
Yuna: Alright! *Turns Vanitas into pony*
Vanitas: WAKKA FLAKKA DINKY DOO DA AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Paine: Whatever. *Turns Larxene back into dust.*
Larxene: WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?! I'M TOO BEAUTIFUL FOR THIS!
Axel: *Comes out of closet.* That's why... *Goes back into closet.*
Sora: AWESOME! And AHH! NOBODY TOLD ME THIS!
Krissa: Relax. I'm sure Mario took care of that. Thanks for the warning!
Sora: But I'm on a break! *Is warped to the wrong place, is now on Sesame Street.*
Big Bird: HIYA! Wanna count to 100!
Sora: AHHHHH!
Krissa: According to his tracking chip, he's on Sesame Street. Mario, Luigi, I'll leave you two to handle Dark Bowser. In the meantime, Riku, go get Sora.
Riku: Sigh...you think he's think to use his keyblade glider...
Sora: Lots...of feathers...the horror!
Krissa: Sorry Naruto, this wasn't the best time, I guess.
Ven: *Kicks Vanitas-pony.8
Vanitas: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH! *In pain.*
Krissa: Got to love ninja drama...1. Because you won't be allowed on the show, 2. You won't be allowed on the show...10. You won't be allowed on the show.
Sora and Van: Gulp. Errrrrr...
Yuna: Interesting...
Rikku: Neato!
Paine: Disturbing...
Krissa: Rats! I'm guess I'm having to learn easy come easy go today...
Vanitas: I don't have any fingers right now, only hooves. What use do I have for a spaceship?! *Stomps Sasuke.*
Krissa: Okay...next up is ShadowCatRose!
Rose: Everybody really liked my presents? :D You're welcome! Christmas always makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside!
Me: Poor Rose doesn't celebrate it much. Only Jack, Sally and Sandy- I mean, Santa Claus himself gives her presents. (She's kind of been adopted by Jack in a way, even though they're just best friends.)
Rose: Krissa, I'm also really glad you liked the presents for the bad guys! See, Riku? I told you Sandy Claws is real! He gave me candy this year :D Anyway, I suppose we need to think up a new dare for our cast of friends and foes!
Me: You are exactly right. Let's see...even though Christmas is technically over, I have one dare for Organization XIII: All of you get to put on the Nutcracker Ballet. Krissa, feel free to arrange the cast as you see fit, but I will request that the Mouse King be played by Master Xehanort.
Rose: But then he won't get to wear a frilly tutu...
Me: Well, Krissa can probably work around that.
(Note to Krissa: A Yveltal is actually a Pokemon, since in this chapter you didn't know what it is. Google it to see it's appearance. It's the legendary from the new games, Pokemon X and Y. Yes, Yveltal is a flying Pokemon shaped like a Y, so it would be difficult to ride on it. You can erase this part when you repost for dares.)
Krissa: Aw, of course!
Riku: Yeah yeah, I was wrong. And I still have the scars from those tights to prove it...
Krissa: Why not? I LOVE the Nutcracker!
Riku: Great, I heart enough of this music in the Symphony of Sorcery...
Krissa: Cue March of the Nutcracker, please!
**Sora-Nutcracker, Kairi-Clara, Mouse King- MX, still unconscious and attached to strings like a puppet (and he's wearing a tutu and tiara), Org XIII- other mice
Sora bravely took out his as he danced towards the mouse king. The other mice interfere, but Sora takes them out with one powerful blizzaga spell, and makes his way towards their powerful leader. He stabs him with the blade, soundly defeating him. Kairi dancing into his arms in thanks, and they happily dance together.
Krissa: That was an...interesting twist to a classic...and thanks for letting me know! Last up is KHLegacy!
This was so funny poor Riku okay Xigbar, Siax and Pete its your turn to help Trina after Massive tooth surgery while wearing the Pinkest and girliest outfits in exsitance Young Master Xehanort Ansem SoD and Xemnas recreate the potion that made Master Xehanort bald once your done that all of you from both groups dress up in Pink elf costumes and do the Cancan to it's the most wonderful time of the year
Sora dye your hair red Riku your hair purple Roxas Green Ventus blue and eat Brussel Sprouts (The way they have to be prepared it take off the outer leaves then they won't taste bitter) any way good chapter!
Saix: This outfit is utterly repulsive.
Xigbar: But I do feel kinda pretty!
Saix: ...
Trina: LEAVE MY BLOODY GUM HOLES ALONE!
Both: Ewwwww...
YMX, Ansem SoD, Xemnas: We, Masters of Darkness and dusty beings, have created the potion!
YMX: Wait, that's not a good thing, it made me long ago...
**Xemnas trips, dropping the potion and allowing it to land on YMX's head.**
YMX: ...bald...
Krissa: Can Can, Men of Dust!
**The three dust men do the Can Can, although since they're still dust, the particle just go flying everywhere as the music plays.
Krissa: Somebody please fetch the vacuum cleaner...
Sora: AH! My hair looks like ketchup!
Riku: Don't complain, at least red is a natural color! I, on the other hand, look like a total and complete grape head!
Sora: Ketchup red isn't!
Roxas: At least you don't look like Swamp Thing...
Ven: Blue be like COTTON CANDY!
Everybody: ...
Ven: BLARRRRRRGH! *Gags, forces them down.*
Xion: Ven, just pretend they're cotton candy!
Ven: CAAAAA-DEEEEEE! *Gulps them down.* YUM YUM!
Krissa: Alright, that's our show!
Vanitas: Can I not be a pony in the next one?! Please?!
Krissa: That's not up to me, Van.
Roxas: NO MORE CHUBBY BUNNY!
Krissa: Also not up to me, hehe. Tonight, I shall leave you guys with this: The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique. -Walt Disney. From all of us here, my name is Krissa Osten. See you next time. Peace!