Author: Shadow

Disclaimer: I, Shadow, do hereby state that Sailor Moon, sadly, belongs to Naoko only!!

Summary: Book 3! Darien and Serena are touring the world with the others in Serena's first tour. Confusion of what true love is torture Serena as Darien tries to prove himself to her and she proves that she is a true Techno Princess. Final book

Author's Note: Sucky chapter, sorry. I was having a hard time with this one.

Book Three: Kill The Lights and Start The Show

Chapter Fourteen: Jackass

Serena laughed as she saw the guys from Jackass all dressed up. Including Christ Pontius as Party Boy and Steve-O in his leopard thong bikini.

Steve-O laughed and patted her on the back. "I can't believe you wrote a song about us. That is totally awesome."

Serena laughed and grinned, "Well, I did call it Ass Monkey."

Steve-O laughed again. "That's awesome, I can't wait to hear it."

The director called everyone to their places and told them to try and keep straight faces. But that was hard with men in thong bikinis, midgets and fat guys in tidy whities, punk skater boys, Goth boys, really weird actors and men in monkey suits.

Serena knew that she looked kind of out of place, seeing as she was the only girl, but the boys behind her looked comfortable with Darien being barefoot in tattered blue jeans and a black button up shirt framing his tanned chest, Sam wearing his construction boots, black shorts and his chest bare as well and Andrew in his run down converse sneakers, tattered blue jeans and white wife beater.

"I feel kinda outta place." Serena told the guys as she looked around. She was in all pink because she had been too tired to fight with the wardrobe lady again. "I'm going to change, wardrobe lady be damned."

"Have you guys ever heard our music before?" Andrew asked as he watched Serena weave through the group.

"Yeah…no…can't lie no." Ryan Dunn said and it was a general consensus. None of them had heard their music before.

"Wow, that's rare…but a pleasant surprise. Our music is everywhere." Darien said as he plucked a couple strings on his guitar.

"I've heard of you, but I'm more into" Bam trashed his head around roaring like death metal. "Not really this techno princess stuff. I'm surprised we were invited to be on this thing."

"I was surprised to see Serena dressed in all pink when you three look so…not…techno raver looking." Preston Lacy said waving his hand around trying to find the words.

Sam grinned. "She actually was just to tired to fight with the wardrobe lady. But she caught her wind so we should be seeing a pissed off wardrobe lady come storming out, quitting like what happens nine times out of ten. Serena is a hyper active, stubborn hellcat."

"JUST GET THE FUCK OUT! YOU HAVE BAD TASTE IN CLOTHES! GET OUT OF HERE!"

"And that would be Serena." Darien said chuckling.

A tall blonde came running out of the wardrobe room crying, running out of the studio.

"And that would be the wardrobe lady." Sam shook his head, grinning.

"And here be I peasants!" Serena said as she came out of the dressing room. Pink glitter on her cheeks, pink lip stick on her lips, black eyeliner around her large blue eyes, but what made the Jackass cast catch their breaths was her outfit or a pair of big black combat boots, hot pink fishnet stockings, black garter belt and black mini-skirt, three studded belts, black baby tee with a neon pink fishnet shirt under it.

"I take back my earlier comment." Preston said nodding.

Serena sat on the couch with her friends and her band as K popped in the finished tape.

The music was her typical techno flare with a slight punk rock beat to it.

"Whoa oh, oh!

Yeah E yeah! This is my thought this is who I am!

I want to be like the guys on MTV, being stupid

And risking my body just to have fun and live the life

That I truly want." There was a long tempo beat as Serena danced and the guys from Jackass kept messing around with the monkeys.

"I want to be like the guys on MTV! Jackass to the extreme

I want to play with the animals, risk breaking a bone, because

Life isn't great unless you live it like you want." Chris Pontius danced his party boy dance next to Darien who looked kind of uncomfortable.

The song slowed down slightly "Now I'm not saying its cool to do drugs. No I'm not saying

You should drink alcohol, but what I am saying is that life is

Way to short to sit back and play it safe! OH!" the song sped up with Serena kicking Bam in the crotch.

"I want to be like the guys on MTV! I want to be on every TV screen

I want to have the balls and the courage to do what I want

Whenever I want. Don't care about the risks and just leap off

The short edge and be daring!

I want to be like the guys on MTV! Rules aren't going to hold me back.

I'm going to be world famous for living the way I truly want and not

Caring that my mom's going to be pissed at me!"

Serena laughed as at the end of the song Bam threw a banana at the camera and smashed it on the lens.

K snickered and shook his head. "Music video number one, complete right on time for your first single, Ass Monkey," He said with an amused smirk "To be released. God, you are testing your fans Serena."

Serena grinned and crossed her legs and her arms "I know."