Hey. This chapter is all ItShallBeSo's, because of the five dares that ItShallBeSo submitted. ItShallBeSo actually submitted 14 dares/truths, so ItShallBeSo gets 3 chapters, because I will submit one to make it even. Good job, ItShallBeSo!

ItShallBeSo had 5 dares (well, more).

Fregley—I dare you to drink 6 cups of coffee (not decaf!) and eat 3 big bags of jelly beans then to get locked in an empty room with Greg for 5 minutes or more, while everyone else watches on a screen.

GH: *frowns* Should I have dared Greg instead?

GH: *shoves Greg into an empty room all by himself at the moment*

Fregley: *eats 6 cups of coffee with the cup included and then pours three giant bags of jelly beans into his mouth and swallows*

Fregley: ! *goes on total sugar rush*

GH: *shoves Fregley into Greg's empty room and locks the door quickly*

Greg (on screen): (just pretend he does this for the rest of the five minutes)

Fregley (on screen): (just pretend he does this for the rest of the five minutes)

Everyone else: *watches entranced*

GH's watch: *beeps*

GH: Oh. I guess we have to let him out now. Cause, you know, he's needed for the next dare.

GH: *peeks into room* Greg died. Dang it!

Fregley: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-*falls over because GreekHuntress hits him in the head with a book*

Greg: *slowly comes back to life* Can I retire?

GH: No.

Greg—I dare you to say who you would rather kiss: Fregley or Sweetie.

GH:… this should be horrifying.

Greg: Sweetie. Definitely.

GH: Oh yeah, there was a second part to the dare. Now you have to kiss whichever one you would rather not kiss. Oh. That's Fregley.

Greg: *commits suicide by jumping in the boiling pot of oil somebody forgot to put away last chapter*

GH: Oh well. Sorry, ItShallBeSo, the second part of the dare we can't do right now. It took forever to resurrect Rodrick from the boiling pot of oil in the first place.

Mrs. Heffley—I dare you to go to Greg's school and do everything Greg would do for a day, then tell everyone how it went IN DETAIL, or have someone follow you around, film you and post it on YouTube.

Mrs. Heffley: *dresses in Greg's clothing.

Eats Greg's breakfast.

Drives herself to school.

Walks into school.

Has to get help with Greg's locker.

Falls asleep in math class.

Wishes there was playground equipment at recess.

Tries to get Rowley to be less nerdy for a while before giving up.

Sweats it out at PE.

Announces to the whole school that she is soooo proud of her little Gregkins and then leaves school.*

Mrs. Heffley: I ate breakfast, drove myself to school, walked into school, had to get help with Greg's locker, fell asleep in math class, wished there was playground equipment at recess, tried to get Rowley to be less nerdy for a while before giving up, sweated it out at PE, and announced to the whole school that I am soooo proud of my little Gregkins and then left school.

Mrs. Heffley: Hey, where is everyone?

Everyone: *replays the video on Youtube while laughing*

Greg—I dare you to sing Love Game by Lady Gaga to Heather Hills.

Greg: Whaaat?

Heather Hills: Whaaat?

Computer with Greg: *sings Love Game* (I was too lazy to look up the lyrics… but I listened to it)

Heather: AAAAAAUGH! GET AWAY FROM ME!

Greg: *gets humiliated forever*

Fregley—I dare you to ride a horse.

Fregley: Horses are my frieeeeeeends! *attempts to climb onto a newly materialized horse*

Horse: *kicks Fregley in the face and runs away*

Fregley: *falls over*

GH: Actually, a lot more happened, like Fregley moaning in pain. But less is more. Sooo… See you next chapter!

Yeah. Next chapter is also ItShallBeSo's.