Disclaimer: I do not own Johan, Peewit, any of the smurfs or any of the movie character, cartoon characters songs ect. That appear in this story. Jo belongs to CartoonCaster21 and Livy belongs to me.
Jo: Wazzup our smurfy readers?
Livy: Were back!
Jo: And ready to roll Whoo!
Livy: Now lets get to our first question which is from REG
"Brainy and Clumsy (mostly Brainy): I know you guys are best friends, but Brainy, sometimes you can be so mean to him! But other times ya'll are very close. Why so many mixed emotions."
Brainy: When was I ever mean to Clumsy?
Snappy: Lets smurf, you have constantly gotten onto him about his Clumsiness
Brainy: Well-
Handy: And you got mad at Clumsy when he dumped that water on you
Brainy: But I-
Hefty: And there was the time-
Brainy: OKAY! WE GET IT THANK YOU!
Painter: (mumbles) And zay zaid zat I waz zee bipolar one
Brainy: I don't mean to be mean to Clumsy
Clumsy: Oh gosh Brainy your not mean. I forgive ya.
Peewit: But whats with the mixed emotions?
Livy: Well I suppose it's like with any friendship. You have your ups and your downs but you still love each other just the same.
Papa: Wisely smurfed Olivia
Livy: Thanks Papa ^^
Jo: Next up is Chloe
"Hello again. Oh Greedy, I am so sorry for what happened *Greedy is still visibly shaken and looks like he's on the verge of a panic attack*
Chloe: Oh shh! It's okay (hums a soothing song and gives Greedy a brownie as he starts to calm down) Just relax"
Greedy: (munching on the Brownie) Thanks Chloe (shudders) So many doughnuts
Jo: It's okay Greedy, just eat your Brownie.
Greedy: I still have flashbacks!
Livy: Here, have some warm milk, that should help calm you down.
Greedy: (stops shaking and drinks the milk and continues to eat the brownie)
Papa: There you all better?
Greedy: (nods) Yes Papa Smurf.
"Gutsy: My sister probably asked about the roller coaster because she has a rollercoaster tycoon game. In the game you can ride the roller coasters you build. I know because she's forced me to. (shudders)"
Gutsy: Dat sounds like fun lassie! I'll ave ta smurf it out
"All smurfs: I sometimes revamp classic fairytales with a new twist. At least ten of you tell me a fairytale you think I should do."
Smurfette: Rapunzel. That story is so smurfy!
Nat: Uh...The bearskin
Papa: Brother and sister
Sassette: Snow white!
Gutsy: De frog prince
Nanny: Cinderella
Vanity: As I suggested before Beauty and the Beast
Handy: The Little Mermaid
Hefty: The six swans
Slouchy: I guess the worn out dancing shoes
Livy: Next is smurfdreamer
"I've had crushes on tons of smurfs but right now I have crushes on Sweepy, Tracker and Gutsy."
Gutsy: Well de lass certainly has good taste in smurfs (smiles cheekily)
Tracker: Well thank you smurfdreamer we are honored (adjusts his feather)
Sweepy: (blushing) Why I-I don't really know what to say
?: Why not say "pucker up cuties!"
(Smurfdreamer comes in from the other room and hugs her crushes and kisses the three smurfs)
Tracker, Sweepy, and Gutsy: (blushing and stumbling around)
Tracker: Wow! What a woman
Smurfdreamer: ^_^
Jo: Next up is The-Ghost-Cat-of-Arkansass
"So smurfs what is your favorite Deviant Art picture and/or artist? 20 of you must answer. Johan, Peewit, and Prince Theodore can answer to."
Handy: Well I kinda like Kuki1234
Gutsy: Aye like Invader Jyca
Hefty: Kiss the Iconist
Papa: TarisuKU
Clumsy: Uh I like dragonmastercrushrokz (Smurfyfriend on here)
Painter: Samoanprincess555
Livy:(snickers) Painter have you seen her newest pic of you?
Painter: Uh I do not zink zo
Jo: Oh! I know which one you mean
Painter: What? What eez zee picture
Livy:(gets on DA and goes to Samoanprincess555's account and shows painter the newest drawing of him titled "That Sexy Painter")
Painter:(blushes as red as his jacker) Crepes Suzette!
Hefty: Oh Smurf Painter!
Jo: Hey he's clothed
Livy: Just bare chested
Gutsy: So, it appears zat ye and Samoanprincess555's oc ave been getting comfy eh? (nudges Painter)
Painter: CAN WE GET BACK TO ANZERING ZEE QUESTION PLEAZ!"
Livy: Okay ok!
Hefty: Keep your shirt on Painter (smirks)
Painter:(throws smurfberries at Hefty)
Livy: Your turn Johan
Johan: Um...Oh I know! I really like AlcoyneSong's artwork
Jo: Hey, ain't she the one who drew that pic of you and Livy?
Livy and Johan:(slight blush) (nod)
Peewit: I like Aralyn187.
Brainy: I'd have to smurf Myfanfictionpicture
Prince Theodore: Raygirl87
Marco: PuppySlush
Harmony: Echotherabbit
Smurfette: I think Chumchum4's artwork is smurfy.
Livy: It looks very similar to Peyo's style.
Vanity: AdrianaTheHedgie
Greedy: SuperStromph
Sassette: YA-YA 2001
Slouchy: Smurf Fan 1993
Nat: Aura075
Snappy: bri-chan
Tracker: SioUte
"Johan and Peewit: You both kind of remind me of Laverne and Shirley (Johan/Shirely Peewit/Laverne)"
Johan and Peewit: Uh...Okay?
Jo: We really need to work on getting everyone educated on this century.
"Girls: Will you sing your favorite Cascada, Beach Boys, and Disney songs please?"
Jo and Livy: Oh no! No! No! No! No! No!
Johan and Peewit and the smurfs: Oh yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Jo and Livy: No!
Genie: Oh yes! Lets make some magic! (with a snap of the fingers suddenly everybody is transported to a tropical island)
Livy: Genie where are we?
Genie: Why were on Kokomo of coarse! Where else would you sing your song? Alaska? Ha!
Livy: Who says I'm singing?
Peewit: You have to do it.
Livy: I don't have to do nothing!
Johan: But your a lovely singer M'lady
Livy:(blushing)
Genie: First off lets get everyone into some more proper attire (Poof and everyone is wearing beach wear.)
Livy: Seriously? (wearing a tankini top and a long flowing skirt tied off to the side and a tropical flower in her hair.)
Genie: Nope! Your missing the ukelelie (Snaps his fingers and Livy is holding a ukilelie)
Jo: You ain't gonna get out of this one girl
Livy: Fine (sits on a rock and starts to play the ukelilie and sing as a few smurfs beat some bongo drums)
Aruba Jamaica
Ooh I wanna take ya
Bermuda Bahama
Come on pretty momma
Key Largo, Montego
Baby why don't we go
Jamaica
Off the Florida Keys
There's a place called Kokomo
That's where you wanna go
To get away from it all
Bodies in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand
We'll be falling in love
To the rythem of a steel drum band
Down in Kokomo
Aruba Jamaica
Ooh I wanna take ya
Bermuda Bahama
Come on pretty Momma
Key Largo Montego
Baby why don't we go
Down to Kokomo?
We'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go
Way down in Kokomo
Martinique, that monsserat mystique
We'll put out to sea
And we'll perfect our chemistry
By and by we'll defy a little bit of gravity
Afternoon delight
Cocktails and moonlit nights
That dreamy look in your eye
Give me a tropical contact high
Way down in Kokomo
Aruba Jamaica
Ooh I wanna take ya
Bermuda Bahama
Come on pretty Momma
Key Largo Montego
Baby why don't we go
Down to Kokomo
We'll get there fast
And then we'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go
Way down in Kokomo
Port-au-Prince
I wanna catch a glimpse
Everybody knows
A little place called Kokomo
Now if you wanna go
And get away from it all
Go down to Kokomo
Aruba Jamaica
Ooh I wanna take ya
To Bermuda Bahama
Come on pretty Momma
Key Largo Montego
Baby why don't we go
Down to Kokomo
We'll get there fast
And then we'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go
Way down in Kokomo
All: (applause)
Livy:(bows and blushes as red as the flower in her hair) Thanks guys
Genie: (dressed as a game show host) Next up is a pretty little lady, who has a love for tazzers, hates anything and everything girly, and is currently trying to sneak off, ladies and gentlemen give it up for Joannie Mcrea! (Genie then poofs and multiplies himself into a bunch of Genies who applaud as another Genie dressed as a Security guard picks Jo up by the back of her shirt and places her next to Livy.)
Livy: Your turn Jo (gives Jo the Ukilalie)
Jo: (rolls her eyes) Alright so this song is called Baby Blue.
Baby: :D
(A random piano appears and Jo sits down and starts to play it as she sings along)
Lie alone in bed at night
Feel the pull of a lonely day
Thoughts like music starts to play
I wonder where you were today?
Baby Baby blue
Baby blue eyes I dream of you
Late at night
When the whole worlds sleeping
I dream of you
Close to you
I feel your sweet heart beating
I dream of you
Late at night
Late at night
Honey late at night
Baby baby blue
Baby blue eyes as loving as you
I'll hold you in my dreams tonight
Hold you till mornings light
Baby Baby blue
Baby blue eyes as loving as you
Baby Baby Blue
Baby Blue eye's as loving as you
Baby Baby Blue
Baby Blue eyes as loving as you
All:(applause)
Jo: (blushes) Alright alright so what is the next song?
Livy: Disney and Cascada
Jo: Ooh! I can't pick a Disney song.
Livy: Me either! How about we just give out top ten?
Jo: Alright. That works. My top ten songs are
"Whistle While you work" Snow white and the seven drawfs
"I just can't wait to be king" The Lion King
"A Whole New World" Aladdin
"Love will find a way" The Lion King 2: Simba's pride
"Under the Sea" The Little Mermaid
"I see the light" Tangled
"Part of your World" The Little Mermaid
"Reflection" Mulan
"I'm Wishing" Snow White and the Seven Drawfs
"These are the things we lost boys do" Peter Pan 2: Return to Never land
Livy: Nice selection Jo.
Jo: Thanks! :) Your turn
Livy: My top ten would be
"Almost there" The Princess and the Frog
"I See The Light" Tangled
"Zero to Hero" Hercules
"Make a man out of you" Mulan
"I wanna be like other girls" Mulan 2
"Be Prepared" The Lion King
"Out There" The Hunchback of Notre Dame
"Kiss the Girl" The Little Mermaid
"Never had a friend like me" Aladdin
"I'm gonna love you" The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2
Livy: Plus a whole lot more! XD
Sassette: Tumbling teddy bears! Those songs are smurfy
Livy: Thanks alright so next up is-
Johan: Wait a moment, you two still got one more song to sing
Jo: I was hoping you forgot
Genie: Alrighty! Cascada!
Livy: You like her too?
Genie: Pssh! Yeah! (turns into a lightbulb) Idea! (poof and now everyone seems to be at a concert. Jo and Livy are standing on the stage while everyone else is in the audience)
Jo: Seriously?
Genie: Were not done yet! (Turns into his stylist get up) First we got to make you two look fabulous! (Pulling at Jo's tunic) Oh dahling no! No! All wrong! What is this the middle ages?
Livy: Well-
Genie: Don't answer that! Ugh! This is what you give me to work with? Hold on! I'm gonna make you two look like stars! (Genie then randomly pulls out a changing screen and pushes Jo and Livy behind it. He then disappears and we hear a lot of shrieks, shouts of "Hey!" and "Hold Still!" and then Genie appears from behind the screen) Well...I did all that I could
All: GASP!
Genie:...AND THEY LOOK FABULOUS! (pulls the screen away to reveal Jo and Livy in their performance outfits. Livy is wearing a black tank top and light blue skinny jeans and gladiator type sandles and has a pink streak in her hair, while Jo is wearing a white tank top dark blue ripped jeans, converse sneakers, and black fingerless gloves.)
Johan and Peewit:(big eyes) Wow!
Genie: (floating behind Johan and Peewit) You like what you see? ;D
All: Hahahaha!
Livy: Alright lets get this over with.
Jo: HIT IT!
Harmony:(up in the sound booth) Hit what?
Jo:(facepalm)
Livy: Press the red button
Harmony: Oh I see it (presses it and colorful light start to flash across the stage as the girls begin to sing)
Livy: I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me
Jo: I still feel your touch in my dreams
Livy: Forgive me my weakness but I don't know why
Jo: Without you it's hard to survive
Both: Cause everytime we touch I get this feeling and every time we kiss I swear I could fly
Jo: Can't you feel my heart beat fast?
Livy: I want this to last
Both: Need you by my side
Cause everytime we touch I feel the static
And everytime we kiss I reach for the sky
Livy: Can't you hear my heart beat so?
Jo: I can't let you go
Both: Need you by my side
Jo: Your arms are my castle your heart is my sky
Livy: They wipe away tears that I cry
Jo: The good and the bad times we've been through them all
Livy: You make me rise when I fall!
Both: Cause everytime we touch I get this feeling and everytime we kiss I swear I could fly
Livy: Can't you feel my heart beat fast?
Jo: I want this to last
Both: Need you by my side
Livy: Cause everytime we touch I feel the static and everytime we kiss I reach for the sky
Jo: Can't you feel my heart beat so? I can't let you go! Want you in my life
(The girls dance around the stage as the crowd of smurfs cheer and jump and dance along. Jo and Livy can't help but giggle silently as the notice Johan and Peewit are turning pink)
Both: Cause everytime we touch I feel the static and everytime we kiss I swear I can fly
Jo: Can't you feel my heart beat fast I want this to last
Livy: Need you by my side
All: (applause)
Jo and Livy: (bow and giggle)
Johan: Bravo M'laddies!
Smurfette: You two were smurfy!
Jo and Livy: Thanks!
Jo: Alrighty now lets get back to my house
Livy: Yeah we need to answer more questions.
(By the power of imagination and pixie dust everyone is transported back to Jo's house)
Peewit: Can I read the next question?
Livy: Sure
Peewit: Thanks...Next up is anon who asks
"Jo and Livy: Have you ever met Miley Stewart and Lilly Truscott? They are like you."
Livy: I haven't met them, have you Jo?
Jo: Nuh uh...Just outta curiosity anon but how exactly are Miley and Lilly like us?
Johan: Next up is Frostforge44
"Gutsy: First of all I knew you'd love laser tag, but really take it easy with them. That is unless...you were to laser tag battle with a real pro (gestures to self) I'm sure me and my Smurfette OC would love to take you on. Not like you could beat her though. Nosmurf has and Nosmurf ever will! If your interested give us a shout."
Gutsy: Aye! Dem be fighten words lassie! I accept yer challenge, and tell Crafty dat she is going down! Hahaha!
Livy: My moneys on Crafty
Jo: Mine to
Smurfs: Us to
Peewit: Can I get in on this bet?
Gutsy: :O Well it's nice te know dat I ave such supportive friends (sarcasim)
All: ^_^
"Livy and Jo: I'm confused. At the beginning of this you were in a house, but later you were all in the forest near the smurf village. Care to explain?"
Livy: Well we switch locations between the forest and Jo's house.
Jo: Not really sure why we do that.
Livy: It keeps things interesting.
Jo: We have random cartoon characters run by! That's not interesting enough?
Livy: Nope!
"Slouchy: Don't feel bad. You are likable. Your actually my second favorite smurf. And apparently, someone else thinks so to. Check out smurf couple chapter 8."
Slouchy: Whats in smurf couples chapter 8?
Jo: Read for yourself (hands over the laptop)
Slouchy:(reads it and his face starts to become as red as his shirt) THAT NEVER HAPPENED!
Livy: Look at it this way Slouchy, you was upset about not being paired with Sassette and now you finally got your chance (playfully pushes Sassette and Slouchy together)
Sassette and Slouchy: AAAAAHHHH! (run away from each other)
All: xD
"Jokey: You never seem to like it when the jokes on you but in the movie when your present exploded in your face you just laughed at yourself. Why?"
Jokey: That particular present had laughing powder smurfed in it. I couldn't help it.
Jo: Trying out a new trick?
Jokey: Uh huh. I read it in a joke book. Hyuk! Hyuk! Hyuk!
"Greedy: I send my concerns about the "incident" a few chapters back but the only wat to get over your fear is to face it. So if your up to it I can have a giant doughnut made in an hour. If your not well I understand. Hope you feel better!"
Greedy: Um...I-I-I'm good thank you.
Jo: Greedy, you started having a panic attack when Thomas brought over those doughnuts the other week.
Greedy:(looks down ashamed)
Livy:(pats Greedy on the back) It's alright Greedy, you don't have to be ashamed.
Papa: But you can't go on avoiding doughnuts forever my little smurf
Greedy:...Alright. I'll smurf it! Bring it on!
Johan: That's the spirit!
Livy: In the mean time though we got some comments from Chloe
"(crying and smiling at the same time) Oh Livy! Your okay! I prayed so hard you'd be ok! (hugs Livy and cries harder) I was so scared. I've been to the hospital before too. I wasn't the one who was hurt but my daddy was. First time his back got fractured. First emergency in my life, then he cut himself with some powertool. I'm so glad you are okay. (wipes her tears and calms down) I was soooo scared. Being autistic with nervous issue's doesn't help matters either. (blushes)"
Livy:(hugs Chloe back) Don't be worried Chloe. I'm fine now. I got some medical issues and it was nothing unusual but I still appreciate your concern. And also thank you so much for the lovely review you left on the authors note of "TAJP&L 2" I'm touched you consider me a friend. I consider you one to! :') (hugs Chloe again)
"Kay, I owe you guys an explination...But before I tell you can you and the readers keep a magical secret?"
Jo: Well I don't know about Peewit but sure we can keep secrets.
Peewit: Excuse me, but I'm a great secret keeper. I have been keeping the secret that Johan sleeps with his baby blanket under his pillow for years.
Johan: PEEWIT!
Peewit:(realizes what he just said) Oops
Jo: Hahahaha You still sleep with a blankie? XD
King: You used to carry that thing around with you EVERYWHERE Johan
Johan: SIRE!
All: (laughs)
Johan:(dies a slow painful death of embarrassment)
"Smurflings: Ok all I meant by innocent was "not having experienced it" hopefully. Innocent doesn't just mean "not guilty." Wish I was like that. I had a crush once, but I'm over it. I wasn't ready, but that might be because I was in middleschool. I wish it never happened though since the anger I felt at myself made me bitter for awhile. Just try not to grow up to fast. I don't want to grow up."
Smurflings:...
Snappy: What the smurf is she talking about?
Livy: What she's trying to say is for you four to enjoy your childhood while you can.
Smurflings: ?/? Okay?
"Smurfette: I'm so sorry about what happened with Squeaky. I can relate. All the pets I've had have either died or got away. The worst was the most recent. The day after Easter last year my bunny Blossom died. She was the closest friend I ever had. I told her things I didn't even tell my parents. She could take away the pain I felt just by smiling. She spoke back to me in a way no one else could understand. Her death crushed me. I hope you feel better now. Bye."
Smurfette: Ooh Chloe that's so sad! :'( (dabs her eyes with a hankie) I know Blossom's death must have been a terrible terrible thing. I about smurfed when Squeaky died. You never forget your pets but the pain does lessen over time.
Jo: Next up is SmurfyFriend
"Jo and Livy: Aww /^_^/ Ya'll are to kind! :D"
Jo: ^_^ It's the truth
Livy: Your an awesome writer. :)
"Papa: Ah...but...actually...(pits on Dr.'s coat and glasses) twins are almost never the same personalities. While they often have a certain bond or distinct connection, they can have characteristics or personalities that are completely different from each other. (sorry to be a pain in the tookus about this. Just putting the explanation out there. ^^; )"
Papa: Hmmmm...Well then in that case I have no idea then why there have been no twin smurfs :/
"Painter: Don't worry Painter honey, I'd be in that asylum too xD"
Livy: As would Jo
Jo: HEY!...Well that's true.
Crazy: I FOUND A CARROT! (randomly pulls out a carrot and starts to "stab" Tracker with it.)
Tracker: o_0
Livy: As would Crazy also
Crazy:(stops stabbing Tracker and gets a dazed look in his eyes)(whisper) I see dead people
Livy: Jo did you show him that movie?
Jo: No...
All:(look at Crazy who is smiling an evil smile and then take a big step away from him)
Peewit: (whisper) I'm scared Johan
Crazy: POTATOES! :P
"Hahaha you guys make me blush /^_^/ The Clumsy Project should be out by this Christmas, if not before the new year (omg, that sounded like a shameless plug xD) Is there any chapter character ya'll are eager to see? (goes to anyone)"
Livy: Yay! We can't wait to see it!
Jo: Me either!
Clumsy: Golly! I'm just looking forward to the whole movie!
Livy: Not to sound dark, but I'm looking forward to seeing the part where after Brainy tried to commit suicide he was talking with Clumsy's angel. I was bawling like a baby during that seen...(eyes tear up) Oh not again!
Weepy: Here (hands Livy his hankie)
Jo: I wanna see Baby. :)
Baby: Gabba gabba wee wee oh gee!
Livy: I'm stacking up on tissues. I have a feeling were gonna be needing them
Jo: Who's next?
Livy: Smurfygirl is next
"Jokey: I'm free on weekends oh and Brainy I think his surprises are the best. I still cannot believe anyone would not like them. My motto in life is smile more it won't kill you...Jokes are the best..."
Jokey: Finally! A smurf with a sense of humor!
Brainy: Well the exploding gift boxes get very old, very fast after awhile
Jokey: Aw come on Brainy. Look I got you a present (pulls out a present)
Brainy: Oh no! I'm not falling for that one again Jokey Smurf! I know that as soon as I open the present it will explode in my face.
Jokey: No it won't Brainy. I promise. Smurfs honor (crosses his chest)
Brainy: (hesitates but takes the present) If it explodes-
Jokey: It won't!
Brainy:(opens the present and in fact it does NOT explode but instead Brainy gets hit in the face with a pie)
All: Hahahahaha
Jo: He got you Brainy
Brainy: THAT DOES IT! (chases after Jokey)
Jokey: Can't you take a joke? (runs for his life)
Johan: Next is Rwthefan
"Love the hilariousness!
Greedy: Sure hot dogs are deliscious and all, but aren't you naturally supposed to be vegetarians?"
Greedy: Well a lot of the smurfs are vegetarians but there are a few of us who eat meat.
Peewit: Greedy has many a time stolen a chicken leg from me (pouts)
Greedy: (rolls his eyes)
"Scaredy: Guess who's back? BOO!"
Scaredy: AAAIIIEEE! (runs and dives between the couch cushions)
"Don't worry it won't happen again. I promise"
Scaredy:(peeks out from behind a pillow) Y-Y-You said that the l-l-last time!
"Just a reminder about a week ago somebody took all my food except for a few things and I found some lock of blonde hair on one of our tables. Any claims?"
All:(death glare at Peewit)
Peewit:...I refuse to speak without my attoreny present
Livy: That's it! (gets up and leaves the room and returns a few moments later with a baby harness)
Peewit: Oh come on! Seriously?
Livy: Yes!
Peewit: You have to catch me first! PEEWIT! (takes off running but Jo football tackles him to the ground)
Jo: Gotcha!
Peewit: (wheeze) I wish you'd stop doing that
Livy:(puts the baby harness on Peewit)
Peewit:(wearing the harness) This is humiliating!
Johan: You've brought this upon yourself Peewit.
Papa: Next up is The ghost that haunts Scaredy
Scaredy: Oh why won't that ghost leave me alone!
"Scaredy: I'm a girl, a she, not a he, but my friends call me a he she but I prefer tomboy oh and boo!"
Scaredy: YIPE! (jumps up and then clings to the ceiling)
Jo: I feel ya girl. I get mistaken for a boy to :/
Balthazar: Wait a minute, your a girl?
Jo: YES! I AM A GIRL! A GIRL! NOT A BOY! A GIRL! JUST BECAUSE I HATE GIRLY THINGS DON'T MAKE ME ANY LESS OF A GIRL THAN LIVY AND THE VERY NEXT PERSON WHO MISTAKES MY GENDER I WILL SLAP THEM INTO NEXT WEEK!
Livy: Calm down Jo
Jo: Sorry
All: O_O
"Papa: Can I borrow Scaredy? I won't hurt him. I may scare him, but not hurt him"
Scaredy: WHAT! AAAHHH! (falls from the ceiling and safely lands in Livy's hand) NO! I refuse! NO!
Papa: Well...
Scaredy: PAPA!
Papa: Well I let the other readers borrow some smurfs so if I said no it wouldn't be fair
Scaredy: :O WHAT THE SMURF!
Gutsy: Aye! Dars no need fer dat kinda language lad
Livy: Funny you should speak up Gutsy, because the next question is for you
"Gutsy: Laser tag? I can beat you at laser tag any time. Well with the help from my smurfette oc Sportette (me as a smurf) and I yell freedom when in school at gym we have to knock down pins and anytime I knock down a pin or person I yell freedom!"
Gutsy: Bring it on lassie! Bring it on! It will be so smurfy when I see de defeated looks on yer and Crafty's faces. Hahaha!
Livy: Don't count your chickens before they hatch Gutsy
"All: Did someone take my scissors, my dog, my diary, and my sock? I found some yellow hair in the kitchen and some black hair in my room."
All:(glare st Jo and Peewit)
Jo: Why're ya'll looking at me? Johan's got black hair too!
Johan: Yes but I don't steal
Jo: Neither do I
Livy: What about that book that brought us to the past in the first place?
Jo: The book store was being torn down and I was gonna return it the next day. And besides if I haven't of done it we would have never met J&P and the smurfs. (a pair of scissors and a sock fall out of her pocket)
All:(glare)
Jo: That proves nothing!
?: Woof! Woof! Woof!
Papa: What was that?
Peewit: Puppy
Nat: But Puppy's back in the village
Handy:(looking out the window) I think we found the dog
Peewit:(trying not to be caught reading the ghost that haunt's Scaredy's diary but Johan yanks it out of his hands)
Peewit: HEY! I was just getting to the good particular
Livy:(smacks Peewit abside the head)
Peewit: What was that for?
Livy: For reading other people's diaries!
Johan: Why did you steal all this stuff anyway?
Jo: Well we needed the dog, scissors, and sock for a prank we was gonna play on Dame Barbra. I didn't even know Peewit took the diary
Johan: 0_o (facepalm) What went wrong? What went so horribly wrong in my family line?
Jo: ^_^
Livy: (pinches the bridge of her nose) Next up is MwolfL
"Chptr 12 Review: Hotdogs were called that just because they resemble daschunds, a breed of dog. Originally they were called sausages or frankfurters. (Because they were invented ing Frankfurt Germany. Oscar Mayer is a popular brand of hot dogs.
CH 13 Review: I'm glad you saw Hercules and Emporer's New Groove. I like the humor in both films. I like when Pegasus blew out Hades' hair and he goes "Whoa is my hair out?" or when Yzma asked Kronk how she and him beat Kuzco and Pacha to the palace and Kronk pulls down a map and says "You got me. By all accounts it doesn't make sense. XD You guy's should watch the Hercules TV series, really funny stuff. For one thing Hermes gets more appearances. He's one of my favorite characters."
Farmer: I be liking that part in Hercules too
Jo: I liked the part where after Phil and Pegasus got Hercules from the garden as they were flying away Hecules was staring at Meg and then Phil's all like "Hey! Keep your goo goo eyes on the road!" and then Phil gets knocked off the horse by a branch. XD
Livy: Funny you should mention Hermes. About three weeks ago I took a quiz on face book called "Which Greek God are you?" and the results said I was most like Hermes. Not who I was thinking I'd get but I'm happy with the results.
Handy: Who were you hoping to get?
Livy: Aphroditie, goddess of love
Snappy: MUST ROMANCE BE SMURFED INTO EVERYTHING!
"Pee wee Herman? Nice cameo! I think I used to watch his show when I was younger."
Smurfette: I'm sorry to smurf, but he kinda smurfed me the creeps!
"Whoa, uh, Jo, the chainsaw was just a little to much...you havent seen Texas Chainsaw Massacre have you? I hope not, I never had and for good reason 0.0"
Jo: Actually I have and it's one of my favorites (evil smile)
All:(take a BIG step away from Jo)
Johan: I worry about you Jo
Jo: I'm kidding! I kid! It's not my favorite movie but I have seen it
"Good work on getting Dame Barbra again xD"
Jo: Thank you! Thank you! (bows)
"Okay will you people leave Jo and Peewit alone already? It's starting to get annoying...Hey someone has to be on their side."
Jo and Peewit: THANK YOU!
Peewit: Finally! Somebody get it!
Jo: I mean seriously! What's it gonna take to get it through your heads that Peewit and I don't like each other?...(sniff sniff) Is something burning?
Hefty: JO YOUR PANTS ARE ON FIRE!
Jo: Huh? (looks down and see's that the bottom of her jeans are on fire) AAAHH! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!
Livy: (pours her glass of water on Jo's leg extinguishing the flames) You okay Jo?
Jo: I'm not hurt, but these were my favorite jeans! Dx
Livy:(holds back her giggles) I always said you were a liar liar pants on fire. XD
Jo: x(
"Okay sorry about mentioning the love interest for Genie and Iago Snappy, but some people happen to love the idea. Beside's the one with Genie and his love interest Eden are amusing. I mean you know how comical and silly Genie is right? Well Eden is a female version of him."
Snappy: (bangs his head against the wall) Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Livy: Stubborn little smurfling isn't he Papa?
Papa: You have no idea
"Yay! The hula dance from the Lion King! I never get tired of that! In fact the first Superwolf Adventure (which I posted earlier this month) is The Lion King and I'm the one who gave Timon the outfit. I couldn't resist!"
Livy: xD I love that scene to which is why I asked them to do it. I'll be sure to read you Superwolf Adventure. Sounds pretty good.
"Yzma not only needs to relabel her bottles (which Kronk called her out on; one of the smartest thing he ever said too) she also needs to get rid of that dumb lever of hers. Or at least the gators."
Livy: I can relate from personal experience
(the Tv turns on and shows Livy and Kronk standing outside Yzma's secret lab)
Kronk: Okay so we get in, get the human potion to turn Dame Barbra back into a human because of that spell gone wrong that you did, which caused her to be turned into a chicken, get my spinach puff recipe to pass onto Greedy and get out.
Livy: Uh yeah...Why did you just say everything I said?
Kronk: I don't know, but I felt like it needed to be said for future refrance
Livy: O_0...Okay...Pull the lever Kronk!
Kronk:(pulls a lever and the floor drops out from underneath Livy)
Livy:(falling) WRONG LEVVEEER!
(back to the show)
Livy: And the worst part was that because the vials were not labeld we grabbed the wrong one and Dame Barbra was turned into a fish.
Jo: I know! Do you know how hard it is to play a prank on a fish? Very hard
Smurfette: Next up is Crazy
Crazy: AAARRROOO!
"Do you guys have the newest Medevil ACME mallet?" (I still need $20 Livy)"
Jo: Sure do! (hugs her mallet) Got it at the midnight sale.
Livy: (grumbling as she pulls a $20 bill out of her bag and hands it to Feathers) Take this to Crazy please
Feathers:(takes the bill in her beak and hands the bill to Crazy Smurf)
Crazy:(stares at the money intently then attempts to eat it)
Papa: Crazy! No! Bad Smurf! (yanks the bill from his grasp)
Crazy: WAAAH! (cries)
Smurfette: Oh don't cry Crazy, here (hands Crazy the same carrot from before. Crazy stops crying and hugs the carrot)
Papa:(hands the 20 to Feathers) the other Crazy
Fathers:(flies out the window)
Handy: Smurfing onto That Angel
"Sorry but new rumors are here. Slouchy probably hopes or wishes that Sassette would love him but Snappy is in love with her and vice versa. All you smurfs like Smurfette, but Hefty probably has that on in the bag. I'm POSITIVE there is a thing going on between Peewit and a maid. Same with Jo and a knight."
Slouchy, Snappy, Sassette, Hefty, Jo and Peewit: WHAT!
Slouchy: I-I don't-I mean- how do I answer this?
Snappy: I'm not in love! Espescially with Sassette!-Wait no! I mean not like that!
Sassette:(red)
Peewit: I KNEW YOU LIKED A KNIGHT! IF IT'S JOHAN-
Jo: JOHAN IS LIVY'S BOYFRIEND AND MY GREAT (X4) GRANFATHER! IT'S WRONG IN SO MANY WAYS! WHAT ABOUT YOU AND THAT MAID? I HOPE YOU TWO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER IN THE HOSPITAL BEDS I'LL BEAR YOU TWO IN!
Peewit:WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
Jo: FOR LYING TO ME AND CALLING ME CUTE!
Peewit: I DON'T HAVE A THING WITH A MAID!
Jo: WHO IS SHE? WHO'S THE MAID?
Peewit: WHO'S THE KNIGHT?
(2 and a half hours later)
Peewit: WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO MARRY YOUR KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR!
Jo: YOUR ASKING FOR IT! THAT'S IT! I'M GETTING THE CHAINSAW!
Peewit: GO AHEAD AND- wait did she say chainsaw?
Jo:(fires up the chainsaw)
Peewit: MOMMA! (runs for his life)
Jo: GET BACK HERE!
All: O-0
Sassette: What a smurfy couple
(Peewit runs by with Jo chasing after him with the chainsaw)
Nat: Right...
Livy: Okay so next up is-WHOA! JO! JOANNIE! NO! NO! PUT THE CHAINSAW DOWN! JOANNIE!
(Due to extreme violence and gore unsuitable for young smurflings we interrput this program. In the meantime please enjoy this behind the sceen blooper of what happened when Livy was on an extreme sugar high)
Director: Marker (clack)
Peewit: (pours a whole bag of sugar in Livy's coffee cup then hides as she and Papa Smurf walk in)
Papa: So then I smurfed the smurf with the smurfy smurf in the smurf, and then it smurfed
Livy: Wow! That's amazing! (grabs her coffee cup and takes a sip. Livy's eye's grow huge then really little and then huge again and she starts to tremble uncontrolably)
Papa: Livy? Are you alright? (pokes Livy trying to get her attention...big mistakes)
Livy:(jumps super high into the air) WAHAHAHOO! (lands down and starts going crazy)
Livy:WOW! Thisisgoodcoffe! Ineverfeltsoalive! Ifeelsofullofenergy! Idon'tthinkI'lleverbeable to sleepagain! I'! ManPapaSmurfI'mhungry,areyouhungry? I'mhungry! Ooh!Iknow! I'mgonnagoseewhatgreedyhadmade! WellgottagoPapaSmurfbye! (runs out of the room leaving a skid mark on the ground)
Papa: 0_0
Greedy:(mixing some batter in a pot) Lalalalala
Livy:(runs into the room) HiyaGreedy! HowyoudoingI'mdoinggreatthanksforaskignhey! You wouln'dhavesomethingtoeatwouldyou? Preferablysomethingwithsugar? Lotsandlotsofsugar? Orchocolate?Ilovechocolate! Ilikedarkchocolate,,actuallyifit'sgotchocolateinitI'lleatit. "Anywhodoyouhaveanythingsweet?andi'? ?
Greedy: ….Uh...
Livy:OhnevermindIfoundsome! (eats a whole batch of brownies and cookies) (eyes go even bigger)
Greedy: Uh Livy? Are you okay?
Livy:Okay?Okay?ofcoarseI'mokay! Why wouldntIbeokay?I'mgreat!! WellI'd ,BYE! (runs out of the room leaving a trail of dust in her wake)
Greedy:(looks at his cup of smurfberry juice he was drinking and then dumps it down the sink)
Livy:(singing) -JOHAN!
Johan: (who was walking by) Oh hello M'la-OOF!
Livy:(tackles Johan from the side and shoves him up against the wall. She grabs him by his tunic and then kisses him full on on the lips)(pulls away) ILOVEYOUJOHAN! AHAHAHAHAHA WHOO! (runs off)
Johan:(stunned)
(we now return to questions)
Jo: Seriously? You put me in a cage with Garbage smell?
Livy: I'm sorry Jo but we couldn't have you killing Peewit
Jo:(death glare) Don't even mention that lying midgets name in my presence!
Peewit:(tied up to the door in the baby harness) Don't bring my height into this!
Jo: I already did Peebrain!
Peewit: My name is PeeWIT!
Jo:Your name should be liar!
Peewit: I AM NOT LYING! YOUR THE ONE WHO'S LYING!
Jo: IF IT WASN'T FOR THIS CAGE YOU'S BE BURIED SIX FEET UNDER!
Johan: ENOUGH!
Livy: Seriously! Anyway as much as we'd like to answer the next few questions I gtg so your questions will be answered in the next chapter which I will start on tomorrow. Jo you gonna do the sign off?
Jo:(trying to break out of the cage) Let me at him! Let me at him!
Peewit(makes goofy faces and blows raspberries at Jo)
Livy: I guess not. Anyway bye
I don't have time to proof read so forgive me for any mistakes. I will fix them soon.