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Double D: Gotham Knight Part I
Edd's POV
We heard the explosion from afar. We all turned around and saw the mushroom cloud from the bank, from there, an army of convicts were looting.
"Arkham Convicts," Flash said crossing his arms.
"Way big, can I join!" Ed asked.
"Shut up, Ed," Flash and Eddy said in unison.
"Gee, real mature huh Flash?" Hawkgirl shot back.
Flash glared.
"C'mon we got to stop these guys from endangering the people," Hawkgirl said leading the way.
"Follow the leader," Ed said running.
As all that as going on, the looters continued their rampage. They broke through windows, injured countless of civilians and the like. When we came across this horrific sight, we were baffled - including Eddy.
First there was a man who speaks partly Spanish I believe. He was very muscular and had some red tubes feeding into his body and seemed pretty calm, but violent at the same time. He was by some pale, robust man who was so big that he made Superman's weight look like a mouse in comparison.
"Bane and Grundy," Flash said crossing his arms.
"Right, Flash you take on half, while I take on another half," Hawkgirl said.
Eddy felt a bit uneasy.
"Hey what about us!" Eddy complained.
"Oh, I forgot about you three, well, Eddy since you are in Kara's body, knowing that some men in this town will be more than happy to strip you down and pound you, you sit there in the corner over there and hide," she said.
Eddy was past his boiling point.
"Ed go with Eddy and do absolutely nothing! Don't use the rope, don't do anything. Okay. ANYTHING! You got me," Hawkgirl said.
Ed was aloof.
"What?" he asked.
Hawkgirl sighed.
"And what about me?" I asked.
Hawkgirl sighed and walked over to me, "Double D, this is a dangerous city. If those crooks see you, especially you know who," she looked both ways to check for whoever she was talking about, "They will not hesitate to kill you."
"Kill me?" I was immensely terrified, "Why would they kill me?"
"Yeah, why would they kill Double D?" Eddy asked now worried.
"Kill Double D? Shall I get my pitch fork and torches?" Ed asked.
"Shut up," Eddy said.
"Because you're Batman that's why," Flash said.
"THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING!" I roared.
"Well it does in this town," Hawkgirl said shoving us to the corner, "Double D, I'm entrusting you to keep your friends safe. Can you do that, sicne you are the only one out of the three who has sense," she said glaring at Eddy.
"I always do," I said.
"Good."
"Hawkgirl, I need help!" Flash said battling a set of crooks.
"I'm coming!" she said, "Double D, if anything goes your way, use the Batarangs," she said, "Only the Batarangs!"
She ran off, leaving us in the corner.
"Snot-nose brat!" Eddy mumbled, "I say we take these guys! Besides, I have supers strength for crying out loud!"
"But Eddy, you heard Hawkgirl, we have to stay in this alley for our safety," I said.
Eddy was still not convinced, "Oh and since when did you get the authority?"
I glared at him. Eddy was now a little uneasy.
"Gee Double D, you're creeping me out with that glare," he said.
I smiled.
"C'mon, we need to walk deep into this alley to get away from the conflict," I said.
"Follow the leader," Eddy pouted.
As we began our journey deep into the abysmal alley, we heard footsteps, eerie footsteps.
"Stop!" I said.
"Now what?" Eddy complained.
"Something or someone's coming our way?" I said.
"Like what?" he asked.
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Three gunshots! We were three gunshots near us. The bullets ricocheted from the dumpsters to the ground. We all cringed in fear. Then we heard a laughter, a laughter, sorry to say but, it sounded as if it escaped from the very depths of hell.
"My stomach's don't feel right guys!" Ed said shivering. We all banded together for the worse.
We heard the maniacle laugh again.
"If we make it through this, I'M GONNA GIVE HAWKGIRL A PIECE OF MY MIND!" Eddy said.
"Why not, now?" asked a maniacal voice. We turned around and standing behind us was a vicious clown man accompanied by some wearing a poker jumpsuit. I couldn't clarify who they were, but I know this for certain, I agreed on Eddy.
"Well, well, I thought I never see the day that the Batman cower in fear for my very eyes," said the vicious clown man.
"It's pretty odd how Supergirl and Wonder Woman are cowering as well, Mr. J," said the woman wearing the jumpsuit.
"Yes, yes, I know. Pretty strange, yet abysmal indeed. I expect more from you Batman," said the man.
"I'm scared shirtless guys," said Ed.
"For the very first time Ed, I agree," said Eddy.
"Oh my, the pain," I said.
I imagined the most unbearible pain that they would going to inflict on us, whoever these guys are.
"Hey, baby," the clown began, "How about you start with Wonder Woman and Supergirl, while I start with the Batman," he said.
Suddenly, something in Eddy's mind snapped.
"What you call me, clown boy!" he roared.
The clown was wide-eyed.
"Uh, since when Supergirl sound like a man going through puberty? Strange," said the clown.
"Oh no, clown boy," Eddy roared, "Last time I checked, I was a man! A full grown, 12-year old man!" Eddy shouted.
The clown rose an eyebrow.
"Uh, did Supergirl just said she was a man?" said the woman in the jumpsuit?"
"Okay, that's it!" Eddy said, taking a stand, "Ed!"
Ed stood up immediately like a marine soldier.
"Get him," said Eddy as Ed lunged up in the air towards the clown. The clown smiled and laughed as he pulled out his gun, much to his surprise, Ed blocked the bullets with his wrists and jumped on him.
"Mr. J!" said the woman attempting to help, but Eddy ran towards her to fight her, but ultimately misses.
"I'll show you by calling me a Superchick!" said Eddy lunging rapid blows at her, but misses. The woman suddenly grabbed Eddy's fists, broke his arm, and kicked him right in the face, causing him to bleed out.
"Okay, I'm really hurt now!" Eddy said.
To finish him off, the woman sucker punched him on the nose sending him flying to a dumpster.
"You know, for the cousin of Superman, you sure suck! You can't even land a blow!" she gloated, "Now to take care of Batman."
"My face!" the clown cried, "My beautiful, threatening face!"
Ed was jumping on the clown man, more like a trampulene.
"I have fun, how 'bout you!" Ed said cheerfully.
"Get your feet off me!" the clown coughed.
I watched by amusement.
"Don't worry Mr. J! I'll make Batman pay!" she said. And with that, the clown grew infuriated, and punched Ed off of him. He went over to her and yelled...
"You insulent little twat, I say that I was going to get Batman, you were suppose to be..."
I threw a bowl at him, knocking him out.
Author's Notes:I know it's not much, but I hope you guys enjoyed the chapter as much as i have. Please always leave reviews, they are always appreciated. Thankyou!