A/N: I want a cookie.

Kisame: DEAR LORD FOR THE LAST TIME I DON'T HAVE A COOKIE!

A/N: Then go get me a cookie!

Kisame: NO! You've been going on like this for the past three hours...

A/N: I WANT A COOKIE!

Kisame: I DON'T HAVE A COOKIE!

A/N: THEN GO GET ME ONE!

Kisame: NO!

I felt my face fall into absolute death glare and a black aura begin to stream out of my pores.

"ArE yOu SuRe YoU dOn'T wAnT tO kNoW mY NaMe?" Sasuke merely stood there, unaffected even as Suigetsu, Karin, and Juugo wisely left the area.

"I'm sure." That did it.

"I WISH SASUKE WAS TIED WITHOUT HIS SHIRT ON TO A TREE BRANCH HANGING OVER A CLIFF WITH HUNDREDS OF RAVENOUS SASUKE FANGIRLS BELOW HIM AND THAT THE BRANCH WAS SLOWLY SNAPPING AND THAT I AND TEAM HEBI WERE THERE TO WATCH, EXCEPT FOR KARIN, SHE'S WITH THE FANGIRLS, AND THAT SASUKE WAS OUT OF CHAKRA, LEAVING NO ESCAPE!" Sasuke's eye's barely had time to widen before the whole scene around us suddenly shifted to exactly what I said.

I grinned as his emotionless mask slipped into panic as he saw the sheer mass of Sasuke fangirls below him.

Suigetsu was roaring with laughter at the look on Sasuke's face, and I fell in with him before letting my chuckle fade out.

"Ah, my work here is done." Suigetsu's laughter abruptly stopped.

"Are you leaving now? You know you could stay, we could pull some awesome pranks together." I smiled, but shook my head.

"Naw, I got places to see. I think my next stop will be Suna..." Yeah, to meet one of my personal favorite Naruto characters, the Kazekage Gaara!

"Oh, well feel free to come back and put Sasuke in his place anytime." Suigetsu gave a sharptoothed grin before a loud snap was heard.

I burst out laughing again as Sasuke screamed like a little girl and the fangirls hurredly moved to him, squealing and cooing.

"I wish I was in Suna, in the Kazekage's office!" Hey, I figure there is no chance of me not changing the storyline at this point, so why not.

I felt the instant heat, and the scene blurred once more, leaving me standing behind Team Kakashi.

"So you see Gaara, you've got to help us find her!" Naruto was just finishing some sort of rant, and I had the strong feeling I knew who this 'her' was.

"Ahem." I gave a small fake cough, drawing everyone's attention to me.

Naruto enveloped me in a huge hug instantly, grinning form ear to ear.

"Jade! You're back!" I laughed slightly, but was slowly being crushed by the force of his hug.

"Can't... Breath..." Naruto nstantly dropped me, and I stumbled forward into a certain Kakekage's desk.

I found myself staring up into intense aquamarine eyes. Gaara.

When he spoke his voice was raspy.

"Naruto. It appears you no longer need my help." Gaara was just like in the show, serious.

"Yeah. Let's go Jade! It's a long way back to Leaf." Sakura spoke up, looking completely ready to leave.

"Actually, I think I might stay here for awhile. Sasuke would look straight to Leaf to get me back and find out where Itachi is, and I don't wnt to see him again after what I did to him, and Akatsuki would expect me to be there too, it's not a logical location for me at this point." Yeah, I can be logical.

"Well, you have to ask the Kazekage." Kakshi spoke up over Naruto's instant whining.

I looked back at the Kazekage's eyes, meeting his slight nod of approval.

"She may stay. We all have an agenda against the Akatsuki, and if what you have told me of this girl is true, then it would not be profitable for anyone if they got ahold of her." Dang he's starting to creep me out slightly with the intense looks and dead voice!

"AWWWW! But we just got her back!" I grinned again at Naruto.

"AWWWW! I'll see you again!" I grinned at his pout.

"Jade. You can wish for basically anything right?" I tilted my head to the side at yamato's question, but nodded.

"Then wish us home. It's a waste of time to walk through the desert." I ginned now in understanding.

"Okay! Bye everyone!" After my goodbye hugs were forcibly shoved onto everyone, I took a deep breath.

"I wish Kakashi, Sakura, Sai, Yamato, and Naruto were back in the Leaf Village." They were gone, just like that.

"Hey Gaara, we've got- Who is this?" I looked at he recent entry through Gaara's office door.

"Omg! IT'S A KANKURO KITTY!"

A/N: Okay I have a serious question for you viewers.

Kisame: You serious? Yeah right!

A/N: Shuddup unless you're ready to give me my cookie! Anyways, should I continue this story? I don't really feel as if it's that good or as if it's going anywhere, so please answer for me in your reviews! Bye everyone~ Now where's my cookie!