hi guys, soory for the really long update, but hey, now that i have updated, can you forgive me? please?

anyways, hope you enjoy, sorry its a bit short.

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When planning payback, timing is a very crucial matter. If timed well, the victim can start feeling paranoid, always watching over her shoulder, waiting for something to happen. Hidan and Tobi seemed to be the masters of payback, because that's exactly how I was beginning to feel.

Whenever I saw either of the two, they both treated me like it was any other day. Except we all knew it wasn't, and that's what was getting to me. Of course, I didn't let them see it, no; I wouldn't give them that satisfaction. Whenever they appeared I acted cool, calm and collected, just as they did.

But I could only take so much, and after about a week of this I was getting really wound up about it. I knew something was going to happen, and I knew the longer I waited, the bigger it would be.

Pein and I hadn't started our training sessions again because he had gone out on a mission with Konan a few days ago, but he said when he came back they would resume. I couldn't wait for the lessons to start again. I really wanted to learn something that I could use against the two boys if they tried anything funny. Lucky Konan, she got to go away and get out of the firing line, while I was stuck here to bear the brunt of the anger that was sure to come rolling off the boys very soon.

All the others were waiting for it as well. There was always a sort of tension whenever Hidan, Tobi and I were in the same room. All the other guys would tense up, as if waiting for something to happen. All this just got on my nerves even more.

So, after a week of taking all of this, you can imagine how tense and nervous I must feel, and trust me, it wasn't getting any easier.

It was the seventh night after the threats that the first payback came. It must have been about one o clock in the morning when Hidan made his first move.

I was sleeping soundly in bed, not a care in the world, that was until I, half asleep, felt someone gently pick up my hand which was almost dangling off the bed. Since I was half asleep, I really didn't pay much attention, that was until I felt my hand being dipped into something warm and wet. At that moment I felt the over whelming urge to pee, and I meant really bad.

Luckily I was conscious enough to hold it in, back not before a little trickle could escape. Thank god it wasn't enough to actually do anything. I was rapidly gaining consciousness; my tired mind was putting things into place. Out of the darkness I heard the faint sound of a muffled laugh, I knew who this was.

Just as I was about to open my eyes, I great idea came to me. Instead of waking up properly, I tried to relax my mind, it had to look real. Still pretending to be asleep, I moaned slightly, as if talking to my self. I felt the grip in my wrist tighten slightly, and then relax, slowly putting my hand back on the bed.

"Mmm, I don't want that candy," I mumbled, barley audible, but I knew he could understand. The first part of my plan had to go perfectly, or it would all be for nothing, and I couldn't get as better revenge than this.

"The yellow one," I murmured, trying to get Hidan's interest.

Finally cottoning on, he began to speak back to me, trying to lure a conversation out of me, "what candy do you want, the pink one?" he asked softly, making sure he wouldn't disturb me from my slumber.

"No, the blue one, like Deidara's eyes." I said sleepily.

"Really? So is Deidara there?" he asked, trying to get me to say more.

"No, but Kakuzu is." I said, almost smirking to myself. If this worked out, all hell would break loose.

"Oh, what is he doing there if Deidara isn't," Hidan asked, probably trying to see if I had a thing for Kakuzu, if only he knew what I was planning.

"He is my friend, we tell each other secrets," I mumbled, sighing at the last part.

"Oh yeah? What stuff does he tell you?" he asked, a spark of curiosity entering his soft, velvety voice.

"Very special secrets, I'm not allowed to say." I knew that Hidan would fall for this; I knew he would be interested in Kakuzu, seeing as it seemed that they didn't know much about each other.

"You can tell me," Hidan tried to coax the answer form me.

"I can't, he made me swear. He said to never tell anyone."

"Oh come on, please?" Hidan made his voice sweet, I never knew he could speak that way, especially without the swear words.

"Mmm, I said I wouldn't tell, but if you are Kakuzu's friend, then I guess I could trust you." I said, leading him on.

"Of course I'm Kakuzu's friend, we are best buddies, don't worry your secret will be safe with me." He said, trying to pry the information out of me.

"Hmm, I said I wouldn't tell but it would be ok if you're a friend." I rambled, making my voice slightly slurred. I was so happy that he was buying this; I really couldn't wait for his reaction. "The other day, Kakuzu told me his biggest secret, he told me who he secretly loves." I could practically feel the tension and excitement rolling off Hidan now.

"Really? Who is it?" he asked, desperately wanting to know the answer.

"He said the person he loves was his partner, Hidan-" I was going to tell him more, but he cut me off with a high pitched yell of surprise.

"What!" Hidan yelled in a really girly voice. I knew that it was time to wake up, even Deidara was stirring, having being woken up as well.

I opened my eyes and sat up straight when I saw Hidan in the faint light, now standing up, with the bowl of water spread across the ground.

"What the hell are you doing here?" I asked, faking surprise. Deidara sat up next to me, looking at Hidan with a really wired expression on his face; it was a mixture of confusion, anger and tiredness.

"Wh- what?" Hidan seemed stunned, he really didn't know what to say.

"What the hell are you doing in our bedroom, yeah," Deidara asked, now angry that Hidan was in our room in the middle of the night.

"I was just, I mean," he really didn't know what to say, finally had managed to spit it out. "What the hell did you mean about Kakuzu being in love with me?"

I faked surprise and shock, "What? When did I tell you that?" I asked pretending to be shocked.

"Just then when you were sleep talking," his voice grow louder and more high pitched.

"Holy shit, I actually told you that?" I asked.

"Yes, you said that he was in love with me, what the hell," he said.

"Oh my god, I can't believe I told you, shit, I wasn't supposed to tell anyone. Please Hidan, you can't say anything to him, if you do, I'll be killed. Please, don't say anything, I wasn't meant to tell." I said, pretending to be shocked at myself.

"What? You mean he actually likes me?" Hidan asked, his face taking on a really weird expression.

"Yes, he told me the other day. He said that he had liked you for a while, but he was too embarrassed to say anything. Hidan, you can't say anything, promise me you won't tell him that I told you." I pleaded with him.

"But, uh, fine I won't say. I just, I can't believe it." He said, a confused look in his eye. With that he walked out the room, after casting a mixed emotional glance at me.

"What the hell was all of that about, un," Deidara asked, he still sounded half asleep.

"Hidan was trying to get revenge on me, so I pretended to sleep talk. I told him that Kakuzu was in love with him, and now he believes it." I sniggered at the last part; I really couldn't wait to see how Hidan reacted around Kakuzu.

Deidara laughed and pulled me into a hug, snuggling into my neck. "That's my girl, yeah." He said.

As I tried to get back to sleep, I imagined what the rest of today would be like. One thing was for sure, it was certainly going to be interesting.

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