Okayyy here is the next chapter xD I hope you all like it! Oh and in response to AkatsukiGirl15, Deidara will be an art teacher, but of Kaze's art class xD and I will fit Sasori in there too :D But yes, thank you for reviewing, let me know what you think of this chapter everyone!
After a while of Selina painting her "Hotties" and Kaze arguing with Tracey while being restrained by Shira, the bell rang, and the classes ended.
"Finally!" Selina stretched, "Lunch! I'm starving!"
Selina, Ino and Sai all left the art classroom together, and began heading to the cafeteria.
As Shira and Kaze exited their classroom, they met Tenten outside waiting for them, just in case they got lost on their way to the cafeteria.
"How was biology?" Tenten asked Shira and Kaze.
"Yeah it was alright." Shira said, smirking at Kaze's irritated face expression.
"Hey Kaze! Shira!" Tracey called from the classroom.
Kaze shuddered at his voice, and refused to turn and look at him.
To make up for Kaze's rudeness, Shira turned around to see Tracey instead.
"I'll see you guys later!" Tracey smiled, "See you at the dorm Kaze! And nice meeting you Shira!" he said before running off.
"Nice meeting you too!" Shira called.
Kaze cringed at the thought of seeing Tracey in the dorm, and hoped to god that he'd blow up on the way there.
Tenten blinked at Kaze's strange reaction, "I see you both met Tracey." She said.
Shira nodded, "Yep." She said.
"Unfortunately." Kaze added.
The three friends headed off to the cafeteria, where they would sit at the group with everyone else.
Once Tenten, Shira and Kaze arrived at the group table, they spotted quite a few people there already, including Selina sitting, smiling at Sasuke, who was unfortunately sitting across from her.
Since Sasuke was across from Selina, he was forced to just sit there and face her, glaring at her deliberate annoying smile.
Shira frowned at seeing Sasuke sitting at the table, and took a seat next to Selina, followed by Kaze who sat down beside her.
The table had Naruto, Sasuke, Ino, Sai, Kiba, Gaara, Shikamaru, Shino, Temari and Kankuro.
Tenten sat down next to Kaze, and looked to Selina smiling at Sasuke, and to Shira who was glaring at him.
"Look Shira, our best friend Homo-Kun has joined us for lunch!" Selina grinned.
"Yes, I noticed." Shira glared at Sasuke, until the unfamiliar people around the table caught her eye.
"BAHAHA!" Naruto laughed, "Homo-Kun! That's right!" he cried, smacking Sasuke on the back.
Sasuke shot a glare at Naruto, as Kiba joined Naruto laughing.
Shira forgot about Sasuke for the moment, and focussed on the other students, one in particular caught her eye.
She leaned over to Tenten, "Who are these other people at the table?" she whispered.
"Oh, I forgot to introduce you guys." Tenten said, getting everyone's attention, "This is, Shino," she began, making a hand gesture towards Shino.
Shira, Selina and Kaze all blinked at the odd looking boy, and just waved.
"This is Temari, Kankuro, and Gaara." Tenten said.
Kaze took notice of Temari first, thinking she looked rather cool, while Selina was focussed on Kankuro, thinking he was the most random and strange looking person she had ever seen, while Shira took notice of Gaara, and blushed slightly.
Tenten then made a hand gesture towards Kaze, Shira and Selina, "This is Kaze, Shira, and …Selina." She introduced.
"Hi," Kankuro greeted them, taking a slight interest in Selina's stare at him.
He gave a small smile at her, causing Selina's eyes to widen. She gulped, and broke the eye contact, and pretended she didn't see something that she thought to be disturbing.
Temari waved in greeting, while Gaara just sat quietly.
"They're new to the school." Tenten explained.
"Interesting." Kankuro said, watching Selina.
Selina glanced at him, then quickly looked away.
"Bleh, I'm hungry," Kaze groaned, "All that exercise in P.E digested my food from morning tea." He said.
"Yeah, I'm starving!" Selina sighed.
"I'm hungry too, lets get something to eat then." Kankuro said, aiming that at Selina.
Selina looked at him again, and frowned, "I think I will…" she said, "Come on Kaze, Shira, and whoever else. Let's get some food!" she said quickly slapping Kaze and Shira on the back, enforcing company so she wouldn't have to get food by herself with Kankuro.
"Uh, you guys can go on ahead, I'll get food soon…" Shira said, wanting to stay at the table for as long as possible.
"Eh!?" Selina gasped, "But why!? I think you should come now!" she urged, but Shira was far too intrigued to care.
"Nah, later." She said, watching Gaara.
"Grr, well fine!" Selina said, raising her head high, "Me and Kaze will go get food! Right Kaze!?" she boasted.
"Alright," Kaze said, getting up from his chair.
"Yeah, I'll get some food too." Tenten said.
By the end of it, Selina, Kaze, Tenten, Naruto, Kiba, Shikamaru, Ino and Kankuro went all together to get food, leaving Shira, Shino, Temari, Gaara, Sai and Sasuke at the table.
It was very awkward, seeing as Gaara wasn't the talking type, Sasuke thought he was too cool to talk, Sai just sat smiling, Temari didn't think anyone was interesting enough to talk to, Shino was thinking about bugs or something, and Shira just sat content with looking at Gaara.
Over at the food, the friends were picking out what they were going to eat. Selina desperately kept moving away from Kankuro, who seemed to be getting closer and closer to her.
"So Kaze!" Selina said loudly, putting her arm around Kaze, hoping Kankuro would disappear, "What are we having for lunch today?" she asked, causing Kaze to raise and eyebrow at her.
"Umm, I haven't decided yet, and why is your arm around me?" he wondered.
"Um, because!" Selina made up an excuse, "Because you're my buddy!" she laughed, eyeing Kankuro in the corner of her eye.
"Right…" Kaze mumbled, plucking Selina's arm off of him, "Go get your ramen or something." He said, walking over to Tenten and everyone else, leaving Selina by herself with Kankuro.
"No!" Selina cried, "Don't leave!" she begged, but Kaze had already walked away.
Unfortunately for Selina, the ramen she wanted happened to be right where she was standing, which meant she had to stay with Kankuro.
Selina gulped slightly, and began serving ramen into a bowl, ignoring Kankuro standing next to her.
"So you like ramen?" he asked.
"…Yes…" Selina said, trying to end the conversation, but Kankuro kept bringing up a new one.
"Well, since you're new to the school, I guess you haven't been shown around properly." Kankuro said.
"…No…not yet." Selina mumbled, hoping to god Kankuro wouldn't say what she thought he would say next.
"Well, if you haven't been shown around, I could show you around if you want." He offered, causing Selina to cringe.
"No thanks." She rejected, "Tenten is already going to do that later." She said, praying Kankuro would leave her alone now.
"Well I guess I could taggle along, if you'd like." Kankuro grinned, pinning the offer on her.
Selina hesitated to answer; she didn't know whether to be polite, or rude. But since she knew rude better than polite, she decided that's what she'd use.
"Nah, I'm sure Tenten can manage on her own." She shrugged, picking up her ramen and walking up in the line to reach everyone else.
Kankuro eagerly followed her, "I'm sure Tenten wouldn't mind me coming along with you guys. Plus we could get to know each other better." He pointed out, although it only made Selina feel worse.
"I'm not sure if that'd be such a good idea." She mumbled.
"And I can show my puppets." Kankuro offered, thinking he was doing a good job on tempting Selina to want to get to know him better.
"Puppets?" Selina raised and eyebrow.
"Yes, I have puppets!" Kankuro explained.
"…That's kinda creepy, I'm not sure if I wanna see what they're use for." Selina shuddered, quickening her pace to get to the others.
"They're cool!" Kankuro tried to convince, but Selina was still freaked out.
By the time Selina reached everyone, their plates were full, and they all began heading back to their table.
Selina was relieved to stand next to someone else other than Kankuro. Kankuro however wasn't too pleased.
They all made it back to the table, and began eating and talking amongst themselves.
Although, Shira seemed rather out of it, so Selina decided to talk to her,
"So Shira, when are you going to eat?" she asked, but received no response.
Shira was far too busy off in lala land about Gaara.
Selina frowned, "…Shira…" she tried, but was ignored again. Selina didn't like being ignored, so she decided to jab Shira in the ribs.
"Shira!" she glared, jabbing her.
Shira jumped, immediately snapping out of her daze, "Huh, what?" she wondered, looking to Selina, "Selina, that hurt!" she said.
"Good!" Selina glared, "You weren't paying attention to me!" she snapped.
"Oh, I didn't hear you." Shira said, wondering to herself how long she was out of reality for.
"I'm on to you." Selina said, making the 'I'm watching you' hand sign.
Shira gulped, then shrugged, "What are you on about?" she asked.
"Don't try hide things from me, I can see you blushing!" Selina said, "And I want to know why." She pried.
Shira gulped again and shook off her blush, "I am not." She protested, "The temperature must have risen." She lied.
"That sounds like an excuse I would use." Selina frowned, "So now I know you're lying."
"Pfft, it's the truth," Shira lied, "And if you're not going to believe me, I'm not going to talk to you." She said, quickly turning her attention from Selina, back to Gaara.
Selina glared at Shira, "How rude." She mumbled.
After a few moments, more members of the group turned up, that being Neji and Hinata.
Kaze was the first to notice, officially showering Neji in spit as he greeted him.
Neji frowned, before sitting at one end of the table, away from Kaze.
Hinata sat down the other, too shy to sit next to anyone.
"So," Selina stretched, before scooping up some ramen, "Homo-kun," she began, causing sniggers amongst Kiba and Naruto.
Sasuke just glared at her.
"Why aren't you eating?" Selina wondered, "Don't worry, it wont make a difference if you do eat or not. The inbred/homosexual gene makes you fat anyhow." She smiled, making Sasuke glare harder.
"If you don't shut the fuck up, I am going to seriously hurt you." Sasuke said, trying to be cool.
"Oh yeah?" Selina taunted, "How are you gonna do that? With your little electricity sparks?" she laughed.
Everyone at the table fell silent and watched the interesting battle.
Instead of snapping, Sasuke decided to remain calm, and explain in great detail what he planned to do to Selina, "No, actually," he began, "I'm gonna grab you, tie you up, rip your head off, and shit down your fucking throat!"
Selina's jaw dropped, as she began to squeal, "YUCK!!" she cried, "Inbred shit!"
Shira frowned at the conversation that had interrupted her thoughts, and then shuddered at the new thought of Sasuke and Selina that entered her mind,
"Sasuke." She frowned, "Your language is appalling, and so are your manners!" she scolded, but Sasuke just rolled his eyes.
"What are you gonna do about it?" he asked, "Bitch." He added, sending Shira over the line. She fiddled for something in her bag for a moment, and once grabbing something, she shoved it right in front of Sasuke's face.
Sasuke looked at the object, which happened to be a glass jar.
"…What is that…?" he asked unimpressed with something being so close to him.
"It's a jar," Shira said simply, "A special jar. It's called the swear jar." She introduced, pushing it closer to Sasuke.
"Every time you swear or curse, you put a dollar of your money into it." Shira explained.
Sasuke leaned back and glared at the jar, "…so?"
"So," Shira repeated, "This special jar is going to be your friend for the next while, until you learn to stop swearing." She explained, tapping the jar.
"Tch. Whatever." Sasuke said, not planning to participate in such a thing.
Shira sniggered to herself, "So I do believe you said…" she thought for a moment, "…Five swears. I'm including shut up as a swear as well. So that will be five bucks thanks." She said, taking the lid off the jar, and eagerly shaking it for Sasuke's money.
"Haha!" Naruto laughed, "Sasuke has to pay money!" he teased.
"Pfft, I don't think so." Sasuke said, causing Shira to shake the jar more.
"Are you sure?" she asked.
"I'm not wasting my money on something so stupid. I'll do whatever I like, wench." Sasuke said snobbily.
Shira's eyes narrowed, "That's six dollars." She mumbled, "But oh well, if that's your choice, it can't be helped." She shrugged.
But just as Sasuke thought he had won the argument, he felt a great force collide with his head.
"OW!" he groaned, throwing his arms over his head.
It was obvious that the swear jar had smacked Sasuke over the head, and once Sasuke stopped groaning in pain, he planned to smack Shira back.
After a few moments he shook off the pain and shot a glare at Shira, "That's it!" he spat clenching his fist tightly, but once he saw what was in Shira's hands, he lost his train of thought.
Shira was holding his wallet, grabbing the six bucks he owed to the swear jar.
"Hey!" Sasuke growled, reaching over, snatching his wallet back from Shira.
Shira was content with the money, and slipped it into the swear jar.
"There we are." She smiled, "See, that wasn't so hard now was it?"
Sasuke harshly glared at her, as everyone at the table was intrigued by this.
"Jeez, maybe you shouldn't swear anymore." Kiba said to Sasuke, but Sasuke was clearly not amused by the fact he was beaten.
"But Shira," Selina said, looking rather confused at Shira, "Why would you want homosexual inbred money?" she wondered.
"Well, look at it this way." Shira said, "It's definitely going to make me a good profit. I wont even have to get a job with this money making scheme." She explained.
"You only won this round because you caught me off guard," Sasuke snapped, "But next time, you won't be so lucky, wench."
WHACK!
Sasuke held his head in pain again. He forced his eyes open only to see Shira digging into his wallet again.
"Oii!!" he yelled, snatching it back off of her again. Shira smiled with the dollar in her hand, and added it to the jar.
"Hmm, seven dollars in a matter of five minutes," Shira tapped her chin, "This is quite a profit." She smiled, making Sasuke glare at her again.
"Careful, or I'll calculate every single swear you've said today," Shira warned, "And that will be enough to make me rich."
"So," Tenten began, getting the attention off Sasuke, since it's ALWAYS on him, "I haven't introduced you guys to Hinata." She said to Selina, Shira and Kaze.
Kaze didn't know which to focus on, Neji or Hinata. He clearly wanted both LOL.
"Uh, that's Hinata," Tenten introduced, pointing to Hinata, "And Hinata, this is Shira, Kaze, and …Selina." She said.
Hinata gave a shy wave, while Shira and Selina waved back, but Kaze's wave ended up turning into a spastic arm wave instead.
Everyone sat and continued to eat, chatting amongst themselves. Although Selina's attention was divided between worrying about Kankuro giving her looks, and smiling irritatingly at Sasuke.
Shira was letting her mind drift off back to Gaara, while glaring at Sasuke every now and then.
Kaze was busy gawking the entire time between one end of the table to Neji, and the other to Hinata.
"Two hotties at one table," he mumbled to himself, "It's an overload!"
"Wait no, three hotties at one table!" he corrected, including himself in the 'hot' range.
Alright end of the chapter lol! I hope it made you laugh! I write for laughs xD Don't we all just love taking Sasuke's money LOL. Please review, tell me what you think :D thank you! Love!