A/N – hmmm how many times do you think the creature should "die" through out this list? Lol
Annoying Jareth
19 – Hairstyles
The king of the goblins was not a morning person. It didn't matter what kind of day it was, how nice the weather was, or how much coffee he managed to pump into himself before lunch rolled around. This morning was no exception. Therefore finding the creature awake at such a god awful hour did nothing to improve his spirits. It also didn't help that, being the only two awake, she seemed to think it was a good idea to speak to him.
"Good morning, your majesty. Shall I forgo the offering of coffee and inject the caffeine straight into your veins?"
"Hm… that sounds like a great idea, how about we try it on you first?" he asked through gritted teeth. He would have ignored the things comment, if she had not been on her 5th coffee herself. Though, he was more agitated that he'd broken his own vow of silence towards the creature after its last escapade. He lost quite a lot of valuable heirlooms. And for some reason his mother decided it was his fault. 'Well, there goes the chance of execution. How can something like that be that bloody lucky?'
It was then he realised the silence. There was no smart comment, no annoying giggle or insane laugh nor any objects thrown at him. Most people would see that as a good thing. He, unfortunately, knew better. He turned to find the thing simply staring at him, mouth hanging slightly open. He decided this was something to be ignored at all costs, even if it was slightly amusing.
Unfortunately, when it came to the creature, amusement didn't last for very long. The creature had decided to follow him round the castle all morning, not only gawking but actually pointing as well. Jareth knew there was absolutely nothing wrong with the way he looked. How could there be? He used magic to dress himself and do his hair after all. Even so, he did have to check in the mirrors every so often; just to make sure.
By lunch time, our fair king, was extremely pissed off. Once again breaking his vow of silence he spun, glaring down at the creature. "What exactly are you staring at?"
This was met by a blink, and a lower of her hand. Her jaw didn't seem to want to co-operate. This was demonstrated by the unusual gurgling noise she made at him. He pinched the bridge of his nose.
"Let's try that again. Close your mouth, and then answer my question!"
The creature snapped her mouth shut and tilted her head to the side.
"Well? Answer me!"
"You're hair looks funny"
That was when the inhabitants of the Labyrinth learnt exactly what the term 'Don't blow a fuse' meant.
A/N – I loves the creature ^_^ don't fret dear readers. The castle's reconstruction will be finished shortly