I love loooove love love playing in the front yard! Yeah yeah, playing is the best! I just gotta not go in the road or I will die and make the great Danna cryyyy!

Oh boy I love singing and playing in the front yard, yeah!

Danna dirted me from playing outside all last week after I almost died from that car in the road. However now I'm undirted and can play as I please.

And I must say, I've learned my lesson to stay near the house and out of trouble and -

"Here kitty kitty~ here kitty kitty!"

I turn around from the yard and look at the driveway... wow that human girl is really small! I think she wants to rub me! I love rubs! Only sometimes though cause sometimes I don't like it and if you do it I will sometimes scratch. Sometimes, yeah. A rub near my bum sounds nice right now, but don't rub too long!

I stalk towards her carefully since, I mean, who knows! I'm a big scary wild cat and I could end up scaring her away!

"You're a good kitty aren't you..."

I'm better than good. I'm great! I'm fabulous!

"Yeah! Awesome Kitty! You should come play at my house for awhile!"

She scoops me up and puts me in a basket on her itty bitty bike-o-kill. suggested Danna buy one to go on rides to relieve stress. I think he only used it twice before he had a break down and didn't leave the house for eight days. I wonder if he almost died on the bike-o-kill? Kill is in the word, you die when you get killed, right? Right. AND YOU ALSO KILL AND THEN DIE IF YOU GO IN THE ROAD. DON'T DO IT. DON'T GO.

Huh? Oh wow so we're going down the street small human? Ok but just make sure I get home before dark, I don't want Danna to worry. Also be careful on the road! Stay on the side and obey the laws and such and not die, yeah.

We pull up to her house and sneak inside for some reason. Maybe she has people in the house that are scared of big scary cats like myself? Hoo hoo, I don't blame them. Or they're mean like a crazy nasty old lady who just can't find it in their heart to love me. *meow cough* Chiyo.

We head up some stairs and down a hallway until we reach a very pink room. So much pink...

"Ok Princess, lets play dress up!"

Who's Princess? Oh alright, yeah. lets put clothes on me. ok. Sure. Just like what Danna does.

She puts ribbons in my hair, sparkly clothes on me and puts some fluffy thing on my face. I'm really not enjoying this. I gotta admit that it's not much different than being with Danna. It's just a whole lot more sparkly...and painful.

"Now you're pretty, Princess! We can have a tea party now and gossip about that creepy redhead down the street I'm not supposed to talk to - y'know, your previous owner?"

Creepy? Oh she must mean Danna. What does she mean by previous owner? And why does she keep calling me Princess? I'm a prince! Danna said so!

"Mm this tea is delicious!"

Speaking of delicious, I'm hungry.

"Meow meow meow to you as well, Princess!"

"Sweetie! Dinner time!" A strange voice calls in the distance. I didn't know she had a food servant like me!

But dinner time? Oh my goodness! It's time for me to go home, human named Sweetie. let me out now or the creepy guy down the street will get very sad and probably cry and I can't let him cry. It's my job to make him not cry y'know!

"Stay here kitty! I'll be right back!"

I watch the small human rush out the door and close it behind her really fast.

She's a clever one.

Looks like I'm stuck here until she's done playing with me, even when I really have to get home.

I sit at the window perched and watch the sun continue to set. It's going...going...gone...I'm hungry. I wonder what Danna is having for Dinner? I'm starving.

As the night goes on, I don't think the small human is coming back as I appear to be forgotten and - OH I SEE DANNA IN THE STREET! DANNA UP HERE! DANNA SAVE ME I WANT DINNER!

I paw at the window and press my ear to it. If I listen carefully I can hear the faint calls of me name...in distress. I meow loudly in hopes he will hear me, but I don't think... No. He can't hear me..How dreadful!

Sweetie returns angry and grabs be from the window by my dress. I hiss but she hissed back "Bad Princess! My Mommy will hear meowing you and take you away and I'll get in trouble!"

Oh is that so? I don't like trouble because I'll get sprayed. I better be quiet then.

Hey by the way, I'm hungry.

"Here, I brought you my yucky vegetables."

She hands me some cooked broccoli and carrots and I eat them up. Danna has fed these to me, but I usually get some meat with it. Where's the meat!?

Sweetie then runs out of the room to let me eat in peace, and when she comes back she scoops me up and throws me on her bed and turns off the light.

I can only assume its bed time...

DANNA WILL BE GOING TO BED WITHOUT ME.

I rush to the window and can see him sitting outside on the front step in a blanket. I bet you he's crying... My sweet Danna is crying...

I'm gonna cry!

"Princess no! Quiet" She hissed as she reaches up and drops some heavy curtains knocking me down back onto the bed. She glares at me. "Go to bed, Princess and be quiet!"

I like Danna better. A lot better.

Danna when will I ever see you again? This girl can't take care of a mighty feline like me... Not like you can...

"Shhhh!"

/-/-/-/

After a long night, we're in the front yard and I'm tied up by a long pink ribbon from my collar to her bike-o-thing.

What a life.

I saw Danna get on his bike-thing this morning and go for a ride. That thing has a really long name. People should just call then bikes. It's a whole lot easier, yeah.

Sigh! I hope he went out looking for me and that he'd come back now and see me in this girls lawn having another no food party. Who throws no food parties? The plates are empty, the cups are empty, I'm hungry! I want real food!

I thrash around and howl hoping I'd get some attention. Her attention so she can see I'm MISERABLE, yeah! Most of the attention I get is a swat on the head since I tried to scratch her or I'm being too loud in the house.

Excuse me human. Back in my house, I'm allowed to talk and Danna talks back to me. He gives me kisses too! And lets me snuggle his chest... bask in the love we have for one another...

I'm just going to curl into a ball and die if I can't be with my sweet Danna. Goodbye world...boy this sunshine feels nice though. I wish I could be sunbathing it the backyard with Danna.

He needs his sunshine you know.

"Eeeeyahhh! You creep stay away!"

I jump up and see a sad, dirty, and hairy Danna stalking up the yard. He's hunched over and his arms are up. He kinda looks like a bug that I wouldn't want to eat.

Bugs can fight back too you know.

The small human screams and in a moment the both of them dive towards me. I jump away closer to the direction of Danna and he gets there first and blocks off the girl from getting to me and cuts the ribbon with his teeth he then scoops me up we appear to be running away.

Very tough. What a man. My hero.

We run into house and Danna locks all four locks and leans against the door panting. I didn't know Danna could run like that!

"Maybe approaching a little girl like that wasn't the best idea but..."

I missed you, yeah.

He looks down at me with watery eyes, "I missed you Deidara. I missed you so much!"

I love the kisses, but yeah, I'm hungry and you smell REALLY bad.

"Don't talk to strangers ever again, ok?" He smothers me with more rubs and kisses.

I won't go off with strangers ever again. Why would I want to go anyway? Silly Deidara, I should have known better. Why go anywhere when I have the most puurrfect Danna who loves me, takes care of me and feeds me.

"I missed your sweet voice..."

I missed all of you Danna.

"Lets get you some wet food."

Yes... Danna you're Puurrfect.

u all had such good ideas! Thank u for them. Babydei is addictive to write tho.

I wanna do a lot of them but ye I'm busy writing babydei sorry. I will get to them eventually. bye losers