Neo was having a bad day. Not as in one of your atypical bad hair days or anything of the like. No, this was much more of a 'Neo' problem you see. Smitten badly with the awkwardness that was Jaune Arc as she was, naturally she came to notice more and more of his embarrassing procedures in meeting and greeting people; both new and old.

So when Neo—in one of her hidden hiding spots as per usual—came across an especially gut-wrenching sight of her adorkable knight falling into an unnaturally compromising position with one of the common whores that so enjoy hanging off of him like filth on the finest boots. It just shouldn't happen; he needed the intricate luxury of herself to complete him, not one of those filthy harlots playing hero. It practically made her sick to think they even breathed the same air as him...

Anyway, from the vents above, she sat, biting her lip so fiercely that she drew blood. She could not tolerate her knight being played by people like these, and least of all, the deplorable existence of-of... this..!

"I-I'm so sorry..!" Her beloved stuttered as he struggled to remove himself from the mess of limbs, the look on his face bringing butterflies to her stomach as she remembered just how adorable he was, how precious he was...

"It's fine Jaune," the harlot laughed in good nature, though she should have been grovelling at his feet—and her feet by extension—for thinking they could touch or even look at what was hers. "It was an accident and they happen, to you even moreso." The slut laughed even more at her playful jab but Neo could only see red...

That girl just slandered her beloved and then even had the gall to laugh about it... LAUGH, at her beloved Arc knight!

Neo could feel the tears running down her cheeks as she watched on, blood pooling in her mouth and trailing down her fingers as her nails pierced her own hands. But this was ignored. She instead gave her attention to the sight of the two laughing with one another as the two-cent whore grabbed his hand and helped him up!

As they walked off in pleasant conversation, Neo only had her violent thoughts to occupy her, thoughts that had gone past awry and just straight to sadistic fury, thoughts of what unmentionable things she could do to this girl for touching the hand she would hold. The body she would caress. The muscle she knew she would follow lower and lower until she...

No! Bad Neo! Now was not the time for fantasies. No, now was the time for action. To prove ground and make sure such horrific atrocities would never be again...


"Yatsu! Don't worry about it, I can carry a few bags on my own," Velvet smiled to the caring giant fondly, "I'll be back around eight." She called, returning the farewells of her team and making way for the airship down to Vale, her footfall soft but almost springing with every step; fitting to the stereotype of her Faunus traits in an uncanny manner.

The reason she was heading into town in such an excited manner, however, was because Jaune's birthday was coming up in a few days. Naturally, this would be the day in which many of his friends would treat him with their various gifts; something she knew that the many female interests he unknowingly had would try to take advantage of in order to one up one another.

She giggled happily to herself as she skipped into the waiting docks for the airship, occupied only by herself and another person, someone already sitting on a bench in a large coat and hat. The bunny Faunus considered what she could possibly do to triumph over the others in the battle of affections.

She knew he was a big fan of the X-Ray and Vav comics; perhaps she could look into the special edition volume she knew was sold at Tukson's Book Trade. She knew she'd be able to get it for cheap if she acted quick since everything was going dirt cheap ever since the owner just up and vanished.

He was also a fan of dancing, if his routine back at the dance was anything to go by. A smile on his face and a flourish in every movement. Perhaps there was something she could consider, taking him out dancing on the eve of day of his birth... it sounded so romantic and memorable.

The girl smiled with a tint of red on her cheeks. Who's to say she couldn't just do it all?

TAP TAP

"Hm?" she looked aside, and the last thing she saw was a mix of pink, white and brown before the world became dark.


"Mmph...?" Brown, innocent eyes fluttered open, but her voice was nowhere to be found.

It took all of an instant for the waking beauty to recall her last moments at the docks, now finding herself in a dimly lit room with restraints at every point of her body; even her ears, strapped down to a stone cold slab of concrete.

Orbs of luxurious chocolate wavered about in search of something, anything to give her any semblance of an idea on where she currently was and just what was going on.

Her ears twitched within their binds as they picked up the deliberate clacking of heels against the stone floor, the noise echoing from every surface as if the location was chosen just to make the situation as eerie and chilling as possible.

God damn did it work though.

The unfamiliar sight of a small girl—woman, even—dressed in brown pants, white boots and a blazer of pink and white that so perfectly went along with the strange blend of the same colors that made up her hair, waltzed up to the faunas with a confident smirk in place, smack bang in the middle of her dainty features. It was the eyes that got to Velvet though; both a startling white and filled with a sadistic glee that came from the sight of the bunny girl at her mercy.

It was the look of a predator. And though Velvet was a Huntress in training, she was still a teenage girl in a helpless situation right now.

Her thoughts went to her friends for strength in this time of horrific need.

'Coco...' the woman lifted up a hacksaw that glinted in the dim lighting of the dangling bulb above them.

'Fox...' she ran a hand down her face as the other brought the cold steel slowly across her face and eventually to the fluffiness of her ears.

'Yatsu...' tears were pooling in her eyes now and her sobs were only restrained by the gag in her mouth.

'Jaune...' a delicate hand went to stroke her velvety ears almost comfortingly, but then the steel teeth began to move and the room was filled with naught but the muffled cries of a girl who just wanted to love and be loved.

But then in the end it was her fault.

Because Neo wanted that just as much.

And unfortunately she had already claimed Jaune as her own...


Neo kicked her legs back and forth with a thoughtful look on her face and blood on her hands.

She knew her beloved's birthday was coming up soon, and of course that warranted something of great value to both her and him. Yet currently, she had nothing to offer him. Which of course, was inexcusable.

She was currently wracking her brain for something appropriate and memorable to the both of them. Something that he would love and appreciate. Something... she thought back to the times she had seen him practically strutting about in that outfit of his.

Her eyes glanced back to the mess upon the stony slab and her lips curled into a serene smile as her cheeks lit up in a delicate pink.

Of course...


"Guys, really!?" Jaune laughed as he span about in his new jacket, something far more stylish than anything he would ever have picked up. "I swear, all of you are just spoiling me!" Friends all conversed joyously as they celebrated the day of birth of Jaune Arc, his new jacket a gift from Team CFVY; more specifically Coco Adel since she was clearly the most fashion oriented of the lot.

Coco giggled, Yatsu rumbling out a laugh of his own beside her whilst Fox just smiled fondly. "Well it was more of a wake up call to fix your wardrobe dude, seriously," the fashionista joked, the room breaking out once more into laughter. Though Coco's smile dropped as the merriment subsided.

"I just wish Velvet was still here" she admitted sadly, "I can't believe her family called her back so suddenly; I mean, this was her dream..." all in the room was silent for a moment but it was Jaune who broke it.

"The letter she left behind said that this was also something important to her," he began, "So as her friends: shouldn't we also support her in this? Support her in whatever she wants to do in life?" He broke into a smile and the rest of the room couldn't help but smile along with him. He was right, they loved Velvet and if this is what she chose to do then they would support her in this too.

"Hey Jauney! There's another one over here!" Nora called excitedly, like a child on Christmas morning. Jaune chuckled to himself, having to keep reminding himself that it was his birthday rather than hers, despite how she seemed to be even more exuberant about it than even himself.

"Oh? It isn't labelled..." Ruby noted, humming as she flipped the rather large box around in search of any note to specify whom it was from, receiving no reply from the rest of the room when asked. "Well, seems like Jaune has a secret admirer!" Ruby laughed, bringing the box over to him and not noticing the mixed faces around the room at that. The bashful blush on the cheeks of the man of the hour and the looks of wonder and jealousy upon many of the others, going unnoticed as Jaune instead ripped into the unknown gift with childish abandon.

He threw the lid from the box and smiled at what lay inside, the others gathering to catch a peek.

"Oh..."

"Is that?"

"Yup..."


Neo held both hands over her heart as she watched Jaune smile as happy as could be over what she had gotten him. She felt her chest threaten to explode with just how magical she currently felt inside.

She traced her fingers over her lips as he zipped the front up as he prepared his attire for bed, knowing that his chiseled body was directly touching what she had made for him.

Her fingers went lower, over her chest as he smiled warmly and got into bed, content and happy with what he had received from his secret admirer and wife-to-be.

Her vision was lusting and passionate as she decided that she had never wanted to take him as much as she did now. Now, whilst he wore the white, pink and brown, bunny onesie she had crafted especially for him.

She licked her lips as the ears upon the head fell flat upon the bed.

She had to admit, even the bunny whore could have her uses it seems...


Author: regent septimus

A/N: And so here is my debut for a crazy story filled with crazy people who write crazy stuff. For some reason I'm happy about that, to the point where I'll be updating fairly regularly.

Hope you like it and I'll see more of you soon I guess. Kinda. Maybe...

Editor's notes: A new day and another new author in our creed; regent septimus! Be nice or I shall commence the tit punching! But not as hard, he f*cking stole my Velvet idea!

Serious-ish stuff: I, as in Maxaro, am not going to be able to update for a while. The reason is a mix between a big, 60k word editing project I've started on, and school stuff. Don't worry, I'm still going to be the eternal overlord of this story and updates are still coming, but none of the chapters will be mine. Maxaro out! *mic drop*