Fake Accent
OK little info none of these chapters are really from my dad anymore, but before I begin making up something stupid in my ridiculously crazy mind and putting it in words, I need to say something.
MOST SUPPORTIVE PEOPLE THAT I MET ON FANFICTION (not really met but YOU GET IT)
Pulse99- Thank you for the several ideas and your amazing story that seemed somewhat inspiring even though my story wasn't even LIKE yours
LilVirga- Thank you for your help and support (and ideas) for my story!!
Xylius- He doesn't have anything to do with THIS story, but I've received help from him in other stories
yukai666- NOTHING to do with THIS particular story but her/his story inspired me some time ago to write stories :)
DemonChick344- Thank you for your review and idea and the fact that you said this was so funny you almost fell out of your chair because I FEEL MORE INSPIRED even though I'm still out of ideas.
IF YOU HAVE ANYMORE IDEAS FOR ME PLEASE PUT THEM IN YOUR REVIEW AND ENJOY THIS CHAPTER. I GOT THIS IDEA FROM LILVIRGA BTW.
Vanille sat by a river stream staring into the sky. Hope sat down next to her.
"What are you staring at, Vanille?" Vanille paused.
"I lie too much, Hope. I've lied so many times."
"Sometimes you have to lie. To keep you and others safe." Vanille smiled at Hope.
"Say didn't you have an accent? Like a British/Australian accent?"
"Um..." Suddenly Fang popped out of nowhere.
"Hey guys! So what have you all been up to?"
"Nothing, really, Fang. Hope and I were discussing something that was bothering me."
"Hey THERE'S your accent!!" Hope shouted pointing at Vanille. Vanille gave Hope that you-idiot-you-weren't-SUPPOSED-to-say-anything-now-you-die look.
"What is he saying Vanille? You FAKED your accent?"
"Uh... well.... I didn't want to sound odd around you so I.... faked..... my accent." Fang got really mad at Vanille and Hope sat there giggling like an idiot.
"He he he eh. Funny."
"And, I lied to you when my Eidolon came out, I knew you messed up the place the whole time!" Vanille said trying to sound all cheery and happy. Fang was still angry and she pulled out her sword stick thing.
"This is what happens to people who lie!!" She screamed and poked Vanille with the stick. She fell into the water and Fang tried to walk a little closer but her long skirt made her trip and fall into the water.
"I told you you should wear something else." Lightning said out of nowhere.
"Hey eh Light!"
"AAAAGH!!! DO YOU EVER SHUT UP!! EH THIS EH THAT STOP IT MAN I'M LOSING CONTROL!!"
"Isn't it Snow's fault I talk like this?" Hope asked her. Lightning thought and realized he was right (no Hope wasn't) and Lightning ran off to get Snow.
"See Vanille, this is what happens when you fake your accent. You should quit doing that because Snow is going to get the cheez-its beaten out of him."
"I'll never lie again."
"LIER!!!" Fang screamed and punched Vanille so hard she died.
THE END!! Thank you to all my viewers and people who read this story often! (same thing as viewers dummy) Oh P.S. most of the time when you see the parentheses its my evil twin ghost person who drives me insane (she already was insane) SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO TYPE and sometimes she helps me other times she IRRITATES THE MACARONI OUT OF ME (you don't even HAVE macaroni in your body) Ugh why do I try so hard. (that sounded awkward.)