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John looked at his phone for the 50th time, no texts, and no missed calls - where the hell was Randy? It was past 10 and John decided to turn the Pork chops off warming in the oven and frowned to himself, he went to his house phone and called Randy's office, maybe Randy had forgot to tell him that he was working very, very late, he sat on a kitchen stool and let the phone ring.

Randy stumbled about in the bathroom cubicle he was about to go falling when a pair of big arms stopped him "Randy, Have you called John?"
"John who?" Randy slurred out
"Your boyfriend John, you were meeting him tonight?"
"Pfft, I forgot ok. It's just, I'm fun having here. I don't go want to yet,"
"Randy," Jay held the man upright "Come on, I drove Adam here, designated driver, I'll give you a lift also,"
"NO! I want to stay,"
Jay pushed Randy in front of him and ushered him outside "Hey Ads, we're giving Randy here a lift home," Adam nodded with a drunk grin
"Oh thats ok, Jason is it?" Dolph stood up proudly "Randy's getting a lift back with me,"
"eh? You said earlier you lived on the north side of the city?"
Dolph stopped for a millisecond "No, I said I used to live there. I live one flat under Randy now,"
"Come on Jay," Adam reached out for his boyfriend but fell on his feet "He's fineeee,"
"Ok," Jay kissed Adam's nose "See you guys," and he heaved Adam onto his shoulders "I love you Jason Reso!"
"Yeah, Yeah," Jason waved to Randy and Dolph "See ya,"
Dolph smiled to himself, he could make Randy have one more drink, he turned to the barman "When do you close?"
"Last orders in an hour,"
"Thank you,"

John knocked on Cody's door, the young man came out and held the door in place and pressed a finger to his lips "Ted will have a killer hangover in the morning,"
"He's asleep yeah?"
"Isn't Randy?"
"I don't know where Randy is," John shrugged
"What!"
"He hasn't come home, no answer from his mobile,"
"Oh J, Ted did say something about seeing Randy at the bar, have you called the police?"
John scoffed "They can't do anything until after 24 hours,"
"Oh, I remember the bar Ted said it was called er, The White Rose," John raced back to his apartment go get his jacket and keys

"Yeah, he's 6 ft. 5, short, short brown hair. Blue eyes er, he probably would have had a suit on, long coat, quite a deep voice," John was describing him to the manager of the White Rose
"Erm, I am unsure sir,"
"Damn," John's fist pounded the table
"Oh!" Cody stepped in "He might have been with another bloke, tall, deep southern accent, dirty blonde hair"
"Red dickie bow?"
"Yes!"
"Oh, yes he was here," John breathed a sigh of relief "he was very intoxicated," then his face turned into a frown "He left in the arms of a blonde man,"
"A blonde man?!" John's jaw dropped
"John, he could have gone home with Jason and Adam, let's go to their place,"

Jason pulled a vest over himself sleepily grunting at the rapid knocking coming from his door "Alright!" he walked towards the door to be met with John
"Is he here? Randy!" John was frantic
"Whoaaaa, Randy's not here John, he left with Dolph last night,"
"Dolph who the hell is _" John remembered Randy's colleague and he calmed down, he went home with a friend, that was ok.
"Yeah Dolph said they lived in the same apartment block so he offered him a lift because he wasn't drinking,"
"Oh, that's nice, er, sorry for barging in here like this, I'll guess I'll go to Randy's now," John blushed "Sorry again Jason,"
"No problems," he clapped John on the back and watched him leave..

"Only me could get so worried, Jay must think I'm a right idiot," John opened the door to Randy's apartment complex
"Don't worry John," Cody followed him inside "That's probably why he didn't pick up your calls, he was too drunk,"
John laughed he wondered what Randy would be like completely off his face.

Randy groaned himself awake; he opened one eye and groaned even louder. He had a pounding headache and as he turned to his side he softened at the familiar surroundings he was home then he frowned to himself, he couldn't be home. He had dinner with John last night didn't he? Usual protocol meant he stayed with John as he opened his other eye he became familiar with the heat of another body next to him. As much as it hurt he turned his head to be met with a curly thatch of blonde hair blonde? Blonde? He pushed the hair back softly to notice that Dolph Ziggler was in his bed. DOLPH ZIGGLER! Randy wanted to scream but his throat was immensely dry, he sluggishly lifted the covers to notice that he was bollock naked "OH MY GOD!" he cried out and immediately rubbed his scalp in pain. Throughout this he failed to hear a key clicking in the lock
"When did Randy give you a key?"
"After we spent the night together when he opened his new practice," John smiled relishing the memory and walked inside, he rooted around in Randy cupboards for some aspirin and a glass of water.

Randy shook Dolph awake "Dolph?" Dolph struggled to wake so Randy slapped him hard "What the FUCK happened last night?" Randy was too concerned with getting an answer from Dolph he didn't see the door to the bedroom open; but Dolph did, so he reached up and forcefully placed a hand behind Randy's head and placed his lips against Randy's hard and held him firm so he couldn't move.
"Yeah, tell me about it," John and Cody entered the room and all they saw was Randy kissing Dolph Ziggler. The next thing Randy heard was the breaking of the glass from when John dropped it onto the carpet