AN: So not party games, food...Teal'c style.

Jack/Teal'c/Daniel. Rated K. Humour/Friendship.

TEAL'C FOOD

Jack frowned and sighed at what the big Jaffa had done to his precious barbecue. There was not a single piece of meat to be seen anywhere. "Tee-aa-ll'c." he moaned and set his beer down.

"O'Neill?" the large dark skin member of SG-1 who was currently sporting a wonky looking chef's hat enquired.

"For the last time, you can't barbecue fruit!"

"On the contrary."

Jack looked at the blackened thing that he was sure was about to explode at any moment.

"You should really try it Jack, it's quite good!" spoke Daniel around his mouthful, golden goo dripping over the side of his paper plate.

Jack wasn't so sure, it looked disgusting.

Teal'c swung a plate out at him. On it was a charred banana that looked like...like something that no-one in their right mind would consider putting anywhere near their mouth, or even on a plate. "Err."

"O'Neill!" the Jaffa warned, he was not going to back down.

Jack shrugged the smell of the honey made it marginally more attractive. "Try anything once... can't be any worse than Skarra's moonshine." he muttered. Tentatively he took a bite. "Hey this is really good!"

"As I have repeatedly told you."

Jack reached out to grab the second banana off the grill. Deliberately the big Jaffa slapped his hand, not away but onto the hot metal. "Ow!" he hissed and sucked on his burnt fingers. He looked accusingly at his friend, pride instantly dented at being berated.

"The remaining Bar-bana is for Major Carter."

Jack's eyebrows flicked up. "The remaining what?" he asked incredulously around his fingers.

"Bar-bana, barbecued banana, makes sense." chirped Daniel, obviously please with himself.

"No it doesn't." Jack frowned at both of them. Daniel was drunk, but Teal'c had no excuse for helping come up with such a stupid name but he didn't feel like arguing with the intoxicated archaeologist. "I go get her then shall I?" and with that he left them standing pouring the last of his beer onto his mildly throbbing fingertips.

AN: If you've never tried BBQ banana give it a go, Teal'c is so right, it is good. Even better with vanilla ice-cream and honey. Yummy, yummy for my tummy :) Boozy cheese too, Brie or Camembert wrapped on foil punctured with holes and filled with brandy. Just wrap it up and wait for the grill to make it super runny...mmmm!