OMFG THE WEEKEND IS HERE!! x3 I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!! It's been a long time, neh? Well, never fear! THE UNDERDOG IS HERE!! So I got this assigment where I have to right my own version about the creation of Earth and everything in it. Any ideas? I could really use some help! So far I'm clueless, and I can't think of anything original! FUJITAKI MUSHROOMS! Yes, I made that up.

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So that's your master plan? Are you serious? I demanded.

Yes, I'm afraid. It's the only thing I can think of. It will have to be done soon, before all the ink spreads.

What's up with the ink anyway? I asked.

You're becoming part of the book, my dear. Luke said quietly.

I took a deep breath and let that sink in quickly. And how is this supposed to help me again?

It's not easy to explain. You have to be an angel to understand. Luke sighed.

How will it work if you're turning into a fallen angel?

I'm gambling everything on this. It has to work. If not, then I don't know.

Maybe you should make a plan B. I have a feeling this won't work!

We don't know that yet. And there really is no other way. Luke said in a final voice.

Never mind. I'm not worried about it. I already have dirt on them anyway. I shrugged, uncaring.

You have secrets about them? They are sure to have ways around them.

Nah, I'm sure about this one. They have a huge secret that only one member knows. I got this covered. I assured him.

Are you sure something like that will work? Luke asked.

Will your plan work? I retorted.

...Touche.

That's what I thought.

Anyway, Luke said, changing subjects. You must go. The vampires are watching over you.

Eh, who cares?

Luke smirked before disappearing into my pendant like a blue ball of light.

"Zandra! You're awake!" Alice squeaked. I stared into her golden eyes, noticing the other dark brown eyes staring back at me.

"'Sup?" I slurred. I immediately shut my mouth, confused. Did I get sedated? Damn drugs. And all my friends think I'm on weed!

"The doctors say you got ink poisoning!" Alice squeaked again.

I stared at my hands. The veins in my hands and wrist were black. They looked like black swirly tattoos. "Cool.."

"Not awesome! Ink poisoning is dangerous, you know!" Emily scolded me. She was one of the brown eyes. Sam, whose eyes happened to black, kept a protective stance beside her. Probably from Alice, I assumed.

"Dude, s'not that serious!" I blinked, and started laughing. "Ha ha! Snot..!"

Everyone stared at me like I was crazy. Well technically I was, and drugs made it worse. And the stupid jokes about weed. Jacob spoke up. "Did you touch any ink or something?"

"Nah, man... I was talkin' wiff you." I slurred again. I cleared in an attempt to stop my retarded speech. My head felt like I was swimming through clouds. I looked up at Alice. "What chu sedate me for?"

"I'm not exactly sure. You should ask Carlisle." Alice said.

I nodded, not wanting to embarrass myself with my drunken talk. As if someone called his name, Carlisle stepped into the hospital room with Edward and (ugh) Bella following in tow. I pursed my lips from the insults I wanted to shout. All the werewolves in the room stepped to one side of the bed I was on, away the from vampires. Carlisle flashed a light in my face, which burned my eyes out. I flinched away from it.

"Pupils are still dilated." Carlisle mumbled, writing it down on a sheet of paper. He probed my neck and checked my pulse through my wrist. "Heartbeat is slower than normal.."

"What does that mean?" Emily cried, her eyes wide with horror. I kept a straight face as I stared at Carlisle for the answer.

"The ink is congealing her blood. There isn't a regular blood flow to the heart." Carlisle replied.

"Oh no!" Emily whispered, grabbing my hand.

"So what now, doc?" Jacob demanded.

"As of now, we're unsure. The ink is still spreading, going abnormally fast. We are unsure of how to approach." Edward cut in. Bella made her googoo face at Jacob. Jacob narrowed his eyes, and suddenly the floor became very intersting to him. Would that chick ever give up?

I suddenly remembered something crucial. My slurring disappeared, thankfully. "Where's Xavier?!"

"He wasn't in the car when I caught up with him. It was parked, and emtpy." Edward said briskly. Bella's face scrunched up at the mention of his name.

I hopped off the bed and walked out of the room, ignoring everyone else. I patted the pockets of the dress that Emily gave me until I found my cell phone. One missed call, three text messages.

zo! im in la push. where r yu?

stop playin with me girl. txt me back!

zo yur scarin me now! if you dont txt me back in 10 minutes...

I dialed my voicemail next.

"Zandra Brooks where the hell are you!? I'm scared out my freakin' mind right now! Did you get my text messages?! Why aren't you answering you're phone?! Call me back now! I am not playing!"

I sighed. He was such a worrywart sometimes. I dialed his number. "Xa-"

"WHERE WERE YOU?!"

I leaned away from my phone. "I'm at the hospital. Where are-"

"YOU'RE AT THE HOSPITAL?!"

"...Yeah, that's what I said. Now-"

"WHY?!"

"Dude, lower the octaves. This isn't a DQ Blizzard commerical." I paused, waiting for him to shout again. "Anyway, I got ink poisoning. Or so they think."

"What happened to you?" He asked quietly.

"I dunno man. I sneezed and ink came outta my nose! Nasty huh?" I grinned. He didn't answer after a while. "You still there? Hello-"

"I'm on my way." He said abruptly.

"But-"

Click.

I stared at my phone. "...The hell was that?!"

A few nurses shushed me in the hallways, giving me stern looks. I clasped my hands together and bowed frantically for no apparent reason. I spun around and walked back into the stupid hospital room, where the vampires and werewolves were now arguing. Emily was leaning against the doorway when I came in. I looked at her with questioning eyes, but she just shrugged her shoulders and looked back at the argument scene.

"Hola chicos!" I grinned, waving my arms in the air like a frat boy. They all turned their attention to me. "So what are we gonna do now? Am I supposed to stay here overnight?"

"I'm afraid so, Zandra. We have to take tests to track the trend." Carlisle sad.

I frowned and stared out the window. It was barely lunch time, and I was going to stay here for a whole day? "Do hospitals have cable?"

"Not this one, my dear." Carlisle smiled slightly. "But we do have a collection of DVDs that you're welcome to. We even have an anime section, which I assume you'd prefer."

"What about my clothes? I'm not wearing a crappy hospital gown! Those things barely tie in the back!" I complained.

"Don't worry. I got you covered." Alice said, grinning evilly. She already had a bag in her hand full of clothes. I could see articles of pink on the top.

"You ass!" I hissed, pointing accusingly at the bag. "That's from that stupid store we went to, isn't it?!"

"Yup! They'll fit you perfectly." Alice's grin deepened. "You didn't think I'd let you get away with what you were wearing this morning?"

"What's wrong with how I dress?!"

"You need to loosen up around the boob and ass area!"

I look a step back, covering my chest. "Excuse me?! What are you talking about?"

"You need to embrace your feminine side with more color!" Alice said, exasperated.

My left eye twitched before I realized everything in that bag was pink.

"...AW FUCK..!!!"

"Xavier, dude, you don't have to stay here overnight. I'm not going to spontaneously combust." I said, grinning. My words only seemed to make him more set on staying with me.

He linked both his arms around one of mine and have me that puss in boots look. "Don't say things like that!"

"If your eyes weren't that shade of gray, I swear that wouldn't work!" I glared at him playfully, pinching his cheeks. "You're so darn cute!"

"Well, I do what I can." Xavier said, flashing me his pearly whites.

"Yeah, whatever." I grumbled. "You should just go back to school. There's nothing to do here!"

"Eh, I'd rather do nothing than go back and learn crap I'll never use later in life." Xavier shrugged.

"True that. But I guarantee it won't be enjoyable here." I said.

"...Zo, what in the world are you wearing?"

A pink t-shirt that had a black piggy on the front and black seamless shorts with a pink piggy on the back. Yeah, they were clingy, but I will not call it the evil word Alice kept saying.

"Are those booty shorts?!"

"HEAR NO EVIL!" I shouted, covering my ears and squeezing my eyes shut. Xavier just grabbed my wrists and laughed as he pulled them away.

"Aww your ass looks so cute, Zo!" Xavier gushed, slapping by butt.

I gave him my evil eye. "No touching you fag!"

"Technically I'm half a fag, so that doesn't apply to me!" Xavier corrected, giving me a sly grin. He hooked his arm around mine. "I kid, I kid! Now let's go watch your crappy American cartoon stuffs."

"I'll admit American cartoons are crappy, but Samurai Jack is epic!" I retorted. "The theme song is awesome, the story line kicks ass-" I glared when he grinned again. "-and all the episodes are freaking cool!"

"Alright sweetie, we'll see." Xavier rolled his eyes.

"Are you two secretly going out or something?"

I jumped when I heard a familiar voice. Andre was leaning against the doorway, a bouquet of flowers in one arm and a handfull of balloons in the other. A young woman, about his age, stood next to him, holding a basket full of cookies and chocolates and other sweets. Her hair was a light brown, copper color that curled inwardly at her chin and pinned out of her face with bobby pins. Her eyes were the same liquid gray color like Xavier's. She was also lightly tanned like Xavier and Andre. And she looked ready for business. She had on a white dress top with ruffles on the front, a dark gray pencil skirt, bright red stockings, and black leather ankle boots.

"Andre, shut up please." The woman said, stomping on his foot. He just grinned. "Sorry we came in unexpected, but Xavier kept begging us to bring this in."

"Way to keep it on the DL, sis." Xavier grumbled.

"And as soon as you take responsibility for your mongrels at home, I'll consider it." She smiled, her eyes twinkling with satisfaction as Xavier grunted in defiance. She turned to me. "I'm sorry, we haven't been introduced. Since my little brother had been so kindly rude, pardon the oxymoron, I'll do the honors. My name is Jasmina, but please call me Jamie. I am Xavier's older sister."

I blinked before I realized she caught my hand. She talked so formal. I grinned. "I'm Zandra, but I guess you already know me."

"Yeah, Xavier talks about you like you're a celebrity!" Andre complained. He dropped the boquet and clasped his hands together. "Like, OMG! You should have seen what Zandra wore to school today. It was so cute!" He cut off, scoffing. "Bah! Everyday man!"

Jamie then very deliberately dug her heel into his foot, and he cried out. "Stop harassing your brother! He doesn't do it to annoy you!"

"You look so cute when you're angry," Andre purred, placing his hands on her waist and pulling her closer to his body. She looked to the side and blushed. She hugged the basket in her arms and glared at the contents in them, embarassed.

I nudged Xavier in his ribs and whispered, "Hey, hey, aren't they related?!"

"Yeah.." Xavier muttered, frowning. "It's hard to explain why, but yeah, it's incest."

I swallowed. "Okay, that's cool, I guess. The Cullens are kind of like that, in a way.."

Xavier just shrugged and walked up to Andre to pick up the boquet he dropped. Andre ignored him entirely, pressing his lips against Jamie's forehead. Xavier had to jump to get the balloons that Andre very purposely let go of. Jamie pulled away as Xavier approached and looked at me with an apologetic smile. She spun around to face me, only to have Andre hug her shoulder from behind. He planted small kisses on her neck.

"Well, I have to go back to my shift at the office. You feel better alright?" Jamie said, winking. She walked out of the room with Andre latched onto her like a koala bear.

I stared after them before I made a perky turn back to Xavier. "Are you ready to watch Samurai JACK?!" I asked, shouting at the end.

He smirked, holding up the basket. "Are you ready to eat a basket full of sweet goodness??"

A disturbing grin itched its way onto my face, and Xavier was an exact copy of that.

We watched Samurai Jack for hours. Xavier realized it's epicness and got into it after the first 15 minutes. The hours passed as we ate candy and other sweet little pieces of heaven. It was pitch black outside and in the little tv room, besides the light coming from the tv. We were up to episode 34 already, one of my favorite episodes from Samurai Jack. My eyes felt like they were about to burn out of their sockets. Xavier looked the same, barely keeping his eyes open as he leaned against my shoulder. The basket was halfway empty, still filled with leftover candy apples and chocolate covered pretzels we couldn't finish. I turned off the tv and shifted on the couch to force myself to stand up. Xavier groaned in protest, causing me to sag back into the couch.

"Xavier...c'mon.." I muttered in a low voice, sounding demented. He breathed in deeply and slowly got off my shoulder.

"Why don't we just sleep in here?" He croaked, his voice layered with sleep.

"'Cause I prefer beds." I answered.

I flung myself off the couch and stumbled to the door. Xavier followed my example and latched onto my arm as we walked into the hallway. We finally made it to the door after mistaking my room for someone else's. Twice. Xavier kicked the door open and ghosted to the bed closest to the door. He collapsed onto the bed and groaned again before going completely limp. A light snore picked up afterwards. I blinked in amusment and walked over to my side of the room. I crawled under the covers and shut my eyes. Darnkess took over.

"Zandra..." A low, husky voice called my name. My eyes fluttered.

I almost growled, but I stopped myself from sounding stupid and just answered sharply. "What?"

Someone ripped the sheets off of me without warning. I flew up from my position, pissed as all hell. I glared maliciously in the darnkess, trying to find who did that to me. My eyes landed on the clock, and it read 3:08 AM. Well, damn! I only slept for like two hours! I was really pissed now. It wasn't even time to wake up yet! Something flashed before my eyes, and suddenly Luke appeared right in my face. My angry face slowly melted.

"Was that really necessary? I was ready to kill, man." I said, my mouth pulling up in a sarcastic smile.

"Zandra..." Luke whispered, still low and husky. I almost blushed.

"Whats the matter?" I asked, cocking my head to the side. He just leaned forward cupping my face.

"I want you."

I blinked. Slowly. "Excuse me?"

Our foreheads were touching now, and I stared into his eyes like a deer in front of headlights. His eyes looked glazed over as he turned his head to the side. I could feel his hot breath on my lips before he crashed his on mine. One hand was at the small of my back, pulling me closer until our bodies had no space between them. He kept kissing me, gently then roughly, then gently again. The pit of my stomach was punched with desire, but my mind was screaming at me. Luke slowly pushed me back down onto the bed, kissing me the whole time. I was confused, but I didn't resist. He moved to my neck, allowing me to breath. I turned my head to the side, gasping for air. Xavier was lying on his side, sleeping. I assumed time had stopped for him. It wasn't until he started sneaking his hand under my shirt to tug at my bra strap when I started squirming. He trembled against me.

"Don't stop.." He choked out, moaning against my neck quietly.

I didn't understand what he meant until I felt an unmistakable lump against my leg. I froze. Ewww...

"Hold it right there, mister!" I hissed. Rational thoughts flooded back into my head.

"Not unless you ride it."

"W-What?"

He smirked, spreading my legs open. I squeaked in surprise. I was about to start shouting and pull a kung fu move on him, but he leaned down between my legs too fast and kissed me again. I felt his hands tickle my waist, causing me to stop my knee from colliding with his man part. I bit my lip to keep from laughing, but he kept tickling me enough that I couldn't hold it in. I snickered unwillingly and arched my back, trying to escape his fingers. He immediately grabbed my waist, holding me in the position. I silently cursed myself. Way to give him what he wants, dumbass! He tore off my shorts like they were nothing. I couldn't reach him with my back arched like this. I started screaming as he grabbed my panties next.

"Luke, you fucking psycho! Stop!" I shouted angrily. He tugged at them, taunting me. "You bitchass mother-" I cut off as he pulled them down an inch. "I am going to murder you! Lemme go! FUCK!"

"Ah, bikini wax?" Luke asked, pulling them even further.

I blushed, momentarily forgetting my situation. "Sh-Shut up!"

"Unhand her you savage fledgling."

I stared at three pairs of eyes that had no hint of color in them, which were boring holes into Luke's back. They were a disturbing black color, the cornea so wide there was barely a hint of the whites in their eyes. Their eyes seemed restless, but I couldn't tell because they were moving so fast. And all I could see in the darkness were their eyes, and the faint glow that radiated from Luke's skin. They stood there angrily. The tone of one of them was that of a man, a very mature and pissed man at that. He seemed to be the shortest out of the three. His eyes narrowed.

"Did you not hear his command, fledgling?" Another male voice hissed.

Luke flinched at the menace in his voice. He slowly turned to look at the man who had spoken down to him like a child. Luke flinched again, his shoulders tensing.

"You're-"

"I said unhand her!!" The first voice roared.

All three beings leaped at Luke, or so I assumed, because their eyes were suddenly flying closer at an amazing speed. I shrieked and covered my eyes, waiting for the impact.