Notes: Loki's Aela Winchester Stark wanted some Leviathans. :)


Leviathans:


Leviathans were one of God's first creations, but he locked them away in Purgatory to keep them from destroying everything.

SAM


He locked them away because they are big bags of dicks.

CASTIEL


Damn, Cas, don't hold back.

DEAN


I'm very sorry. I did not mean to press send…

CASTIEL


Ok… Well, Leviathans are very powerful creatures. They're virtually immortal, even in human form. They can possess people, and are very strong and fast. They use their strength and intelligence to prey on people, which they eat.

It's very difficult to kill a Leviathan, but not exactly impossible. All you need is the bone of a righteous mortal washed in the blood of a fallen angel, a demon, and an Alpha. But if you don't have that lying around, they can be slowed down by decapitation or, of all things, borax.

SAM


Drown all those bitches in borax.

CASTIEL


Jesus Christ, Cas, take a chill pill.

DEAN


I am not meaning to press send, Dean. My apologies for any unwanted messages.

CASTIEL


It's called the backspace. You should learn to use it.

DEAN


You should learn to shut up, Dean.

CASTIEL


Excuse me?

DEAN


I am going to begin using the backspace.

CASTIEL


Notes: In my world Castiel doesn't know anything about computers...