…. um…. I don't even get this story…

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Roy frowned, watching everyone in the military hurriedly scrambling throughout the halls and offices. There was a kind of agitated feeling that day that set everyone out of their grooves. He sniffed; there definitely was something in the air that day…. Maybe it was just dist mites… he sniffed again and turned his back to the scuffling and agitated workers. "I want twelve!" He said to the strange man in a pink trench coat. The man nodded and handed him twelve Popsicle sticks. Roy smiled happily and skipped off to his office. He entered to see Riza with her gun pointed at a giant fuzzy stuffed dog. The dog was cute. It stared at her with huge, cute, black eyes and she just loaded the gun. Roy frowned, it was unlike Riza to threaten such an adorable piece of fluff… wait, no it wasn't… "Riza, what are you doing?" He asked he skeptically.

She looked over at him and frowned. "I'm having a bad day SIR and I feel like shooting something." She then pulled the trigger and it hit the fuzzy dog, causing it to fly back and hit the wall with a "squeaky" sound. Then it fell to the ground; its head flopped over in silent defeat. Roy sobbed sadly the dog was so cute, why did all the cute things have to die? He looked back up at Riza and stared her in the eye. Riza stared back and the two began a staring contest.

"OI!!!" Roy screeched and clapped a hand over his eye.

Riza frowned, "What's wrong with you, you big baby?"

"THERE'S FLUFF IN MY EYE!!" He exclaimed.

Riza frowned, how could fluff fall in his eye? The dog was over there.    . But when she looked over there she did not see any dog. Riza averted her gaze upwards and saw the dog! Hanging from the ceiling fan!! ""OHMYGAWSH!!!" She screamed and jumped away in terror. The dog then dropped from the fan and once again stared her in the eyes, fluff leaking out of it's wound. Just then….

"COLONEL!!! The colonel looked. It was a man in a bear suite. "THE PRESIDENT OF THE FURRY DONERS CLUB WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!!!"

Roy frowned, what was the furry donors club? He shrugged, well whatever it was, the president wanted to see him. So he took off with the man. The adorably cute plush dog was meanwhile pummeling Riza.

"ARRRGH!" She screeched as the fuzzy paws slapped at her. Then she melted.

THE END