Disclaimer: I still do not own Halo 2.
Ninja On Fire was hosting Bungie's humpday challenge this week. The Halo 2 Protectors had talked Ninja into letting them vs. Bungie's team. The challengers facing Bungie's team would be Sage and Brown! The single match was to begin in 1 hour. Ninja was playing with KPaul to warm up. The map was Ascension and the game was Slayer to 5 points. Ninja and KPaul each had 3 points so far and they were waiting for the other to make their move. Neither of them did so they just sat in the tower crouching and waiting to kill each other. Five minutes went by and Ninja decided to move up the stairs crouch walking. KPaul jumped down from the other side and threw a sticky. Ninja jumped and the sticky went flying into the fog under the map. Ninja countered by firing his Battle Rifle at KPaul. They started to jump around the tower trying to murder each other. Ninja meleed KPaul and shot him in the back. KPaul ran up to the turret room and Ninja followed. KPaul looked to see a rocket flying down at him and Ninja. "WHAT THE F-!" Ninja yelled as him and KPaul were taken out. Ninja opened the players and saw that Teal had joined the game.
"Teal what are you doing here!? The party was set to inv only and we didn't invite you!" KPaul said. "Well I wanted to! Shut the f- up, and stop wasting your time on this game you nerds!" Teal yelled. "What are you talking about! Stop telling us what to do or I'll take your 50 away! And you sound different!" Ninja told. "Shut up Ninjerk! Bungie better stop working on Halo 2 or else I'll let all the modders I want to run free!" Teal threatened. "You better stop it Teal! You're going to get banned if you keep it up!" Ninja threatened back. "Oh!? I will will I? Go f- yourself cause I don't care about this damn game anymore! I'm going to go delevel my 50!" Teal told. "If you don't leave we'll boot you!" KPaul told. "Go ahead! Ban me! I want Unknown to destroy Halo 2! I'm not being sarcastic either! Ban me now!!! I dare you!" Teal yelled. "That's it Teal! If you want to be banned so bad I'll do it! You'll be getting an email saying you're banned from matchmaking very soon!" Ninja told. "NO, NO! NOT MATCHMAKING BAN ME FROM XBOX LIVE!! I NEVER WANNA PLAY THIS AGAIN!" Teal yelled and quit. Teal went onto and started insulting people on the forums and not censoring his cursing. Ninja had quit the game cause he was pissed off and saw all the complaints, insults and threats Teal had made on Ninja sent Teal a message. "That's it Teal! Now you're getting banned FOR SURE!" Ninja told. "Tell it to the judge!" Teal said back. "I AM THE JUDGE! GOODBYE!" Ninja told and he set Teal's account to be banned until the year 9999 in an hour, he also banned Teal's account too. Unknown let Teal's account go back to normal. "Perfect! Now Ninja will hate them and he won't release the ban hammer!" Unknown yelled.
A few minutes later Teal came onto his account and wondered why he couldn't get on it before. "That was weird, I'm going to go tell Ninja to go easy on the guys!" Teal said to himself. He joined Ninja's game. "TEAL! HAVEN'T YOU HAD ENOUGH YET! YOU'RE GETTING BOOTED!" Ninja yelled. "WHAT DID I DO!?" Teal asked. "YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT YOU DID! ENJOY DELEVELING BECAUSE YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO PLAY MATCHMAKING FOR 800 YEARS IN AN HOUR!" Ninja yelled. "I didn't do nothing!" Teal begged. "That's what they all say! What happened to letting the modders rule Halo 2 like you said 15 minutes ago!" Ninja argued back. "I wasn't on 15 minutes ago! It said I couldn't access my account!" Teal explained. "Then someone must be hacking your account!" Ninja told. "UNKNOWN!" Teal yelled. "Not him again! Hold on I'll unban you so you can go stop him...uh oh! That's not good..." Ninja said. "What! What's not good!?" Teal asked nervously.
"Somebody has locked the controlls! The only way to reverse it is to beat them in battle!" Ninja yelled. "I'll get the guys to come with me!" Teal told. "NO! You must be alone! AND YOU HAVE 45 MINUTES LEFT!" Ninja yelled. "Okay! I'll get Brown to bridge me to the server Unknown is on!" Teal said. "Good luck Teal, and hurry!" Ninja told. Brown and Teal met in the pregame lobby. "Brown I need you to find Unknown for me! I'm going to get banned in 45 minutes if I don't beat him!" Teal explained. "Hold on! I'll come with you!" Brown said. "No! I can only go alone! Just get me there!" Teal said. Unknown was secretly listening to them. "PREPARE MY FORCES!" He told a minion standing the shadows. Brown searched his computer and found Unknown's game. "Teal! I can get you there but it's gonna be a bumpy ride! Unknown has sent a virus through the connection! He must be expecting you!" Brown told. "It's okay I'll handle it! Just get me through!" Teal ordered. Brown uploaded Teal into the server. Teal found himself inside a blue world with data windows floating everywhere.
Teal started walking a giant spider like creature dropped down to the wireframe behind him. "THAT MUST BE THE VIRUS!" Teal yelled and made a run for it. The creature quickly followed Teal and the ground beneath it turned red because it was infected. Teal kept running until he reached a cliff that would make him fall into a worm hole. Teal saw blue windows floating by and he jumped at it. His Spartan some how grabbed on. The virus jumped onto another one and it's tendrill arm stuck into it. The window turned pink and red. The virus tried to smash Teal with it's free tendrill. Each wack took away pieces of the window. Until Teal only had a small chunk of the window left. "Oh shit!" Teal yelled. A tunnel was up ahead and Teal was going one way and the virus was turning off into a different direction. But then Teal saw the sign above the way the virus was heading. "BUNGIE DATA! DO NOT ENTER!" was on the sign. "Oh no! I gotta stop being so selfish and stop this thing from destroying matchmaking...but if I don't go into this tunnel I won't be able to get to Unknown's server! I gotta decide now"! Teal told himself.
Just before the tunnel Teal had decided and he jumped onto the virus' legs. That was a BAD mistake, when Teal touched it his hands started to turn pink and red. Teal jumped off the virus and jumped to the window behind it. The virus turned around and shot laser beams at Teal but they missed. One bounced off another window and bounced right into the Virus. It fell off it's window and fell into the worm hole below. Teal reached a platform and another sign directing him to Bungie data central was there. Teal followed the arrow and ran in that direction. He saw a huge building and pressed x to open the door. 1,000,000s of windows were flying around inside. The message alert appeared. It was from Brown. Teal opened it. "TEAL WHATEVER YOU DO YOU DON'T WANNA DIE IN THERE! AND DO NOT! I REPEAT DO NOT FALL IN A WORM HOLE! THE EFFECTS WILL CAUSE YOUR XBOX TO EXPLODE!!!! YOU'RE LOOKING FOR WINDOW 7bx79bd! That will take you to Unknown! Goodluck!" Brown said. Teal looked around and found the window. He jumped into the center and appeared in thin air. He looked down and fell onto to Master Chiefs' heads. They both looked up at Teal and shot him with shotguns at the same time. Teal had already jumped away before the bullets came out though. Another Master Chief assasinated Teal while he was looking at the other 2. Teal respawned in a jail cell and he looked at his watch in real life. He only had 25 minutes left!
The door on the other side of the room opened and 2 Master Chief's walked in with BRs to make sure Teal was still in the cage. One of them looked back at the door to signal it was clear. Unknown walked into the room. "Haven't you heard of no trespassing!" Unknown yelled. "HAVE YOU! YOU HACKED MY ACCOUNT!" Teal argued. "Yes. That's not the only thing I can do! I can make Brown and the others insult Bungie employees too!" Unknown explained. "You wouldn't!" Teal told. "Wanna bet? Keep daring me!" Unknown said. "Go ahead! I dare you mother!" Teal said. "We'll see..." Unknown said and walked back out of the room shutting the door behind him. The 2 Master Chiefs were standing by his cage guarding him. Teal walked up to the bars and assasinated one of them. The other one looked at Teal and began to shoot him with BR shots and back stepped. Teal threw a grenade at it's feet and it blew up in a huge explosion. "Wow! Unknown really did get those from Campaign! Big blasts only happen like that if stickies hit another grenade in Campaign!" Teal told himself. Teal meleed the bars but they didn't budge at all. Teal reached through the bars and grabbed the 1st Master Chief's BR. He shot a red button on the wall and the cage raised. Teal ran out and opened the door. He ran into a huge room filled with torches and a staircase was just ahead. Teal ran up the staircase and more Master Chiefs ran down at him. Teal changed direction and jumped over the railing and into another hallway. The Master Chief's followed him and shot BRs at him. With 1 of the 3 shots missing, Teal had 0 shield power left. Teal ran into a different hallway then ran into another one at a cross shaped intersection.
Teal's shield was back online and it looked as though he had ditched the Master Chiefs. He continued to run down this hallway and came to double doors. He opened them to see Unknown's throne room with no Unknown. Teal ran up the steps to get to Unknown's throne and behind it were 4 evil Halo 2 Protectors. "Not again! I better destroy these before Unknown tries the same trick twice"! Teal whispered. He meleed all the tanks and the bodies fell onto the floor. Teal turned around to leave but then he noticed he had only smashed 4 tanks! Anti Teal jumped down infront of him. "HELLO ME! I WILL NOW TEACH YOU NOT TO SNEAK AROUND WHERE YOU DON'T BELONG!" Anti Teal said in a robotic voice. "This has got to stop! I'M GONNA BEAT UNKNOWN AND STOP THIS CLONING SHIT ONCE AND FOR ALL!" Teal yelled. "WELL YOU'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME FIRST!!" Anti Teal said.