A/N: Okay, here is chapter 14.

Disclaimer: You get the idea.

Wow. I was amazed at myself. Because of my abnormally fast learning capabilities, I had mastered English as fast as it took Jumba to make the directory! I folded it, and walked to the elevator.

'Boy, will everyone be surprised when they find out I'm one of the only experiments to learn complete English from Turin!' I praised myself in my thoughts. I folded the paper and hid it under my bed.

"What are you hiding, Red Eye?" Lilo asked. I forgot she was up here. Stitch was up here also. Big mistake.

"Nothin' important." I said, smirking.

"Did you just?!" Lilo and Stitch shouted in unison. I could tell they were shocked.

"Yup. I'm speaking English!" I said, proudly. This felt great. I had finally learned my own actual native tongue.

"That's great!" Lilo said, happily. She was happy that I could now speak English, so we could converse

"Emba chua!" Stitch agreed.

"I know! I guess I'm the first bilingual experiment! Well the first experiment to learn complete English. You know what I mean." I said. I felt fortunate. I went over and leaned against the wall. "Lilo, are you over the shock yet?" I was using my voice mimicry to sound like my human self.

"No." She replied. "I will be in a minute."

1 minute later.

"Okay I'm over it." She announced.

"Okay. Then I'd like to give you some advice with Myrtle girl." I told her.

"What kind of advice?" She asked, curious to what I meant.

"Myrtle naga bootifa!" Stitch commented.

"Advice like comebacks, standing up to her. I know you're having trouble with her." I explained.

"Okay." Lilo said. "I would like some advice." She shifted her position.

"Okay. Whenever she calls Stitch and I disconfigured, say something like 'They're beautiful compared to you'. And when she calls you weird, say 'Weird is different, and different is good.'." I told her. "When she calls you Weirdlo, say 'who are you talking to? Cause my name is Lilo.'"



"That's some good advice!" Lilo said. I could tell she was excited about showing Myrtle up.

"Yes it is." I bragged. I went sat in my bed, sinking in because the drawer had a wall that elevated my legs. "Hey! Watch this!" I mimicked Darth Vader. "Luke. I am your father!" I nailed it. Stitch and Lilo laughed lightly.

"Bootifa!" Stitch commented.

"That was good! How do you do that?" Lilo asked. She wanted to know how I did it so good, obviously, but I have to put in stuff like this, cause it would be boring if I didn't.

"Voice mimicry." I replied. I mimicked Luke, and said. "NOOOO!!" I then mimicked Vader again.

"NNNOOOOOOOOOO!!" Nani came up, concerned.

"Who's screaming?" She asked.

"Just me!" I said, before Lilo or stitch could say anything.

"You learned English didn't you?" Nani asked.

"Yup." I replied. I could tell she was relieved.

"I can finally get through to you I hope." She said, before going down the elevator again.

"Yeah right." I said, once she was all the way downstairs.

"I HEARD THAT!" She yelled. We were bewildered.

"How does she do that?" Lilo asked, rhetorically.

"She has hearing aids cranked up to the max." I said, getting a couple chuckles from the pair. I wouldn't trade this for anything in the world.

"You know," I said. "This feels great. I'm finally talking to my favorite experiment hunters, I resemble one of them. Lilo, you should try being an experiment some time." Again I got a chuckle out of them.

"Like that'll happen!" Lilo replied.

THIRD POV, FOCUS ON JUMBA.

Jumba was in the ship, working on an experiment. But not like the 630 experiments. He was working on a serum. It was to make humans into experiments.

RED EYE POV

"Yeah, but Jumba might get drunk again." I said, referring to the gender changing experiment.



"again?" Lilo asked. She obviously didn't know that Jumba was drunk when he made it.

"Ih." Stitch spoke up. "Jumba drunk."

"What Stitch said." I agreed.

"He must of learned his lesson." Lilo said.

"Maybe, maybe not." I said.

A/N: Okay, that's enough for now.