FM/D: I'm back! Ma Microsoft word wasn't working-

Daichi: -Then you realised you could just use the previous document to type in.

FM/D: *Huggles* Daichi's a nice boy. Always short and to the point.

Daichi: Hey! I'm not short!

Disclaimer: I do not own D. N. Angel. I do own the idea of the fic though.

/…/ Daisuke to Dark

//…// Dark to Daisuke

(…) Satoshi to Krad

((…)) Krad to Satoshi

Ha-ha… Thoughts or memories

Thanks to:

StormShadow13: ...I was thinking about M-rated fics...then about Daisuke and the uke problem thing...And then I went like: 'Why not?'

The Lantern: THANKS for loving the previous chappie!

Ninja Mafia Mistress: I hope this is fine...Krad was about to kill me...

Caithdean: Me too. I mean like,dear,sweet,kawaii little Dai-chan being a 'MUAHAHA,you're mine' and Satoshi being a 'Please dun hurt me*insert squeaky voice here*'...I'm going a bit too crazy.

D. Magic: (Daichi: I don't HAVE a brother complex!)Yes I agree with you and myself. (Daichi: HEY!)

Will-Kill-4-Pudding: ...There's a reason why I don't write M-rated or yaoi related fics. Once I write them,they turn out horrible. Buuuuut,I'll try.

Dawns Eternal Twilight: The reason you didn't find it sooner is becos not many people care to read and fav crazy fanfics like this one. At least,I think that's the reason.

Hope everyone's satisfied! (I risked my LIFE to do this.)

Day three-Part One.

"AHA!" Emiko's triumphant cry startled the two artworks out of their argument. She marched out of her room hiding something behind her,an obviously false angelic smile on her face. Krad blinked,confuzzled(Couldn't resist using that word),as the shorter woman strode up to him,standing in between him and Dark.

Whatever that was behind the Niwa woman, the blond thought,can't be good. Dark Mousy,the great pervertic,flirty,loved by females,kaitou was emitting a sharp squeal every now and then as he stared at the....'thing' behind Emiko.

Definitely not good at all,he finally decided.

"E-Emiko...you sure about that?" Dark asked,face now 'glowing' with a healthy pink blush.

"But don't you want to see him in it?" Emiko asked,turning(Purposely) to look at Dark sternly. Krad got his first look of the 'thing/dress' and the first thought he had was, 'Pink'. And the next thought was, 'Fluffy'.

"Oh~! That's a 'Cardcaptor Sakura' costume!" Towa squealed,poofing into an excited puff of pink feathers moments later,still squeaking happily. Krad still stood rooted to the spot even as Kosuke waved his hand in front of his blank amber eyes. The blond did not respond.

"Alright,that confirms it." He turned to his hyperactive wife after seven whole minutes of shouting into Krad's ear. "Krad's completely gone from this world."

(Krad? You still there?) Satoshi waved his own hand in front of Krad's eyes,frowning when there was no response either. "Time for drastic measures..." Satoshi muttered under his breath.

"Wh-What kind of drastic measures, S-S-Sato!?" Daisuke squeaked as he looked at Satoshi's evil grin. Said blunette chuckled maniacally.

I always wanted to do this ever since I met him. The proud,arrogant,sadistic bastard always teased me. Payback time!

SMACK! SLAP SLAP! SMACK!

"Huh? Hwah?" Krad uttered,amber eyes still blank,both cheeks pink from the Hikari's slapping. Satoshi snorted,shrugging mentally.

Oh well,round two then.

Smack! BISH! TWACK! PUNCH!

Krad coughed,clutching his stomach instinctively. "Back now?" The seraph looked up(he's bending down),gulping as he noticed the glint in Satoshi's dark blue eyes.

"Uh,yes,Satoshi,I'm back. I uh,thank you."

"But what got into you?"

"Pink." Krad croaked,flopping into a conveniently placed chair. "And fluffy. And there's black colour too. Neko ears!?" Krad placed both gloved hands over his face and Satoshi heard a muffled, "Why Cardcaptor Sakura? Why not the maid dress? I HATE fluffy dresses. And the neko ears...why black!?"

"Just wear it."

Krad glared at his tamer. "Would you wear it willingly?"

"No."

"Then why would I wear that...thing willingly?"

"Simple." Satoshi leaned against the wall,sending a cool look at the seraph. "Because you're not me."

"Damn you."

15 minutes later...

"Aww,you look so cute sweetie." Emiko cooed, giggling as the seraph glared at her.

"Don't EVER call me sweetie." Krad snapped at Emiko waspishly.

"Ooh,then would Honeybee work? Or Honey? Aww,I think Honeybee works fine."

Outside Emiko and Kosuke's room...

"I'M NOT A FREAKING SIX-LEGGED,FURRY THING!"

"But it's cute~"

"IT'S NOT! OWW! Watch where you poke that thing!"

"Now for the ears~Aww,how cute Honeybee-chan!"

"I SAID I'M NOT A FUCKING FURRY THING!"

"Oh,so Krad-chan is fine,hmm?"

"...I give up."

"Aww~And it was starting to get fun too..."

Kosuke sighed,scratching his head. "She's always like this when it comes to dressing people up. Not you though,Dark. She listens to your opinions at least." The kaitou grinned,throwing another strawberry for Wizu to catch.

"She always makes time for me,heh. The coats and shirts she makes are pretty cool too."

"I know what you're thinking baka Mousy! And it's not fair!"

"OMG! A pout! Where's my camera?"

"...I surrender. Do whatever you want."

"Good! Now,keep that pout on and show them your cute self Krad-chan!"

"...Okay."

The door opened and Krad padded out,pouting rather cutely. Towa squealed,barely managed to snap a picture,poofed and fainted. Krad's bright golden hair had been braided rather prettily and tied at the end with a big pink bow with a huge bell attached. The dress was somewhat modified to fit Krad,but one could see clearly that it was quite tight. The pink was a bit faded and the black dress underneath was a bit patched up but otherwise,it looked quite good on the Hikari curse.

Absolutely...perfect, Dark thought,sweating a little as he saw Krad staring directly at him.

"Well?"

"Well what?"

"I was asking you how I looked in this...thing,and you just stared at me. Oh,should I add the fact that you were also,and still are,drooling, dumbass?" Dark wiped the saliva from the side of his mouth hurriedly and Krad smirked. "So,I'll ask again. How do I look?"

"I uh,think you look...perfect."

"Thanks." The purple-haired kaitou winced as he detected the heavy sarcasm in his counterpart's tone. "That was great."

Sighing,Dark scratched his head. "Then what do want me to say?"

'I think...you look better than perfect Krad! You look even better than I thought!'

Dark grimaced,clutching his head even as long forgotten memories flooded into his mind.

"The first door for the dark one has opened,Paz."

"But Krad's recovery is much faster."

"Yeah. And even as he recovers his memories,our power grows stronger with each one."

'And what did you think,if I may ask oh SO politely?' A pout,but his eyes are teasing,surprisingly bright for the blond.

'I thought...' A quick peck,a smug smile. 'That you would look better than any girl.'

'Hmph.' The light one turned,frowning. 'That was nice. I dress up like a girl for you,and that's all you thought I would look like. How Perfect,Mousy.'

"Owwwie..."

"Dark? Hey...you okay?"

"Thanks for the concern Kraddie-kins...Ouch..."

"Don't kid with me now Dark! You're getting your memories back,aren't you? ...It hurts,right?"

'Awww,don't get mad,pwease?" Wide,teary,amethyst eyes plead with the little blond and he chuckles,hugging his younger counterpart.

'Alright alright.'

'YAY!' The dark one throws his arms around the blond and kisses him full on the lips,smiling halfway through as he felt his Krad flail awkwardly.

Minutes later they are sitting together on the white sand,gazing at the waves in silence. Then...

'Hey Krad?'

'Hm?'

'Why do you think that Father doesn't like me?'

A pause.

'I don't know. But he created us,so he should like you too,instead of showering all his attention on me.'

'Really?'

Krad smiles and holds Dark's tanned hand in his own delicate,pale one. 'Leave all the thinking to me. I wouldn't want you to hurt your head just because you thought too hard,baka.'

'HEY! Don't insult me, the great kaitou Dark Mousy-sama!'

'...Saying of that,don't steal Father's creations anymore,please?'

'But why? All of them are calling out to me,to be freed from that horrid place! And the Niwas...they say the same thing too!' Dark pouts at his twin,pout fading as a crystal-like tear rolls down a pale cheek. 'Krad? Did I say something wrong? Why are you crying?'

'Dark...you don't understand...the Niwas are our enemies! We were created by the Hikari!' Krad stomps off,only to stop at a random palm tree. 'Why won't you understand that you shouldn't work with the Niwas anymore? Father said they are the bad guys!'

'What I don't understand is...why do you always trust what Father says? Not all the things he says are true,just look at all the artworks in his house! You're the one more attuned to magic in the both of us,you should know how they feel!'

'They're just deluded! Father treats me very well!'

'Father only treats you very well!'

'That's...that's not true!'

'Well then...' Dark crosses his arms and stares determinedly at Krad. 'List some good examples then!'

'I...'

"DARK MOUSY BAKA KAITOU-SAMA!"

"Huh hwah hey?" Dark suddenly feels something wet on his face and blinks open his eyes,coming startlingly close to a crying Krad.

A/N: I know that is the worse ever and most OOC thing I made Krad-sama do. I mean,Krad,cry. Seems extremely weird to you right?

"Damnit you baka kaitou,wake UP!" Krad grabs said stunned kaitou's shoulders and begins to shake him. Hard. "Wake up damnit! Don't...don't scare me! You idiot!"

"H-Hey I'm up! I'm up already! Don't make me dizzy!"

Krad paused,staring wide-eyed at the grinning kaitou. "Wha?-You-no wait-oh forget that-You okay?"

"As fit as you are Kraddie-kins. But wait a minute..." Krad flinched as Dark inched closer to him and pressed one finger to his wet cheek. "Either I'm dreaming,or you were really crying."

"I was not. That was just sweat." Krad turned,making sure that his back was facing Dark.

"...Oh come on now. Even I know that people don't sweat using their eyes." Dark blinked when the seraph did not respond. "Hey Krad? Honeybee,what's wrong?"

...

3...

Must...calm down...

2...

"Kraddie-kins?"

1...

Damn you to hell Mousy.

0...

"DAMN YOU BAKA KAITOU MOUSY!"

"H-Hey calm down! What did I do wrong now?"

Krad forced himself to calm down(temporarily) and hiss at his alarmed counterpart. "First,you stole that bracelet and caused us to be in this situation. Second,you actually made me worried when I should not and I'm mad and confused. Third..."

"Yes?" Dark squeaked like a mouse.(Hahaha.)

"YOU CALLED ME 'KRADDIE-KINS' AGAIN!"

"Hey Sato?"

Satoshi paused in the middle of his inspection of Daisuke's paintings and looked at his boyfriend. "Yes?"

"Do you Krad-san has changed a lot?"

"Hmmm...yes,he has changed quite a bit."

"Would you say it was for the better or for the worse?" Daisuke asked,tilting his head to the side cutely.

"For us,the change is good. He won't kill me or you or your entire family...but I can't say the same for that kaitou..."

"Why's the change bad for Dark?" Satoshi turned fully to stare incredulously at his extremely-cute-but-sometimes-a-bit-stupid uke.

"Do I even need-"

"YOU SHALL PAY FOR CALLING ME BY THAT NAME AGAIN WHEN I TOLD YOU NOT TO! DIE,MOUSY!!!"

*Sound of magical energy crackling*

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! No wait,stop it Krad!"

"TOO LATE!"

*Sound of energy orb thing blowing hole in wall*

"-to explain?"

"Oh."

FM/D: I'm working on my art now,so pls forgive me for being on hiatus for so long.

Kento Takahashi: Hiyas! I'm her new OC in Gundam 00! Please do forgive my big sis for not continuing this story for so long. *Bows*

FM/D: Oi oi Bento-chan,not big sis pls. Makes me feel old.

Kento: Okie dokie! I'm off to play with Haro-san and Setsuna-san now. Bye bye!

Daichi: Bloopers down below. Please review.

Blooper 1:

"Now for the ears~Aww,how cute Honeybee-chan!"

"I SAID I'M NOT A FUCKING FURRY THING!"

Wizu poofed into his Daisuke-lookalike form and squeaked. "Honeybee is not a thing-is insect daisuki!"

...

"I KNOW THAT YOU RODENT!"

"Me not rodent! Wizu is bunny! Right Daisuki?"

"...Great. We have to retake this scene again. And Wizu,my name's Daisuke,not Daisuki."

"Daisu..."

"Dai-su-ke."

"DAISUKI!"

"I give up."

Blooper 2:

"I was asking you how I looked in this...thing,and you just stared at me. Oh,should I add the fact that you were also,and still are,drooling, dumbass?" Dark wiped the saliva from the side of his mouth hurriedly and Krad smirked. "So,I'll ask again. How do I look?"

"I uh,think you look...perfect."

"Thanks." The purple-haired kaitou winced as he detected the heavy sarcasm in his counterpart's tone. "That was great."

Sighing,Dark scratched his head. "Then what do want me to say?"

"Say I look hot."

"Uh...you look extremely hot?"

"...I mean the temperature,baka. You and you pervertic mind."

Dark huffed. "Forget it then."

"But then again,that was a compliment right?"

"Uh...yeah. Definitely."

"Stop drooling."

"Sure."

FM/D points a mini beam saber at the couple. "Now how long do I have to wait for you two to restart the entire scene,lovebirds!?"

"S-Shut up Fudo!"

"...Shall I...dispose of her?"

Blooper 3:

*In the distance*

"DIE MOUSY!"

*Sound of magical energy crackling*

"W-Wait a sec!" Dark panted,weaving through an obstacle course while dodging numerous yellow coloured energy spheres. "This scene's already recorded,so why are chasing me again!?"

"Because I feel like it,so there!" Krad stuck his tongue out childishly.

"You're really childish Kraddie-kins!"

"DIE MOUSY!"

"ACK! I'M SORRY!"