Cori: I'm back!!

Itachi: cool

Sakura:.. :D finally! They are trying to kill me

Sasuke: WHY ARE YOU HAVING SEX!! YOUNG LADY!
Sakura: I'M OLDER THAN YOU!!

Naruto: Uhm...

Temari: She doesn't own Naruto.

Recap:

"Thats my pregnancy test Sasori." Sakura stated, this time, having everyone's wide eyes on her.

"Say what!?" The girls yelled at the same time.

"Yeah, I'm pregnant so what." Sakura casually stated, reading a newspaper.

"By who!?" Naruto yelled, inhaling his 3rd ramen cup.

"Some kid back in town. You guys don't know him, I met him over winter break and things got pretty serious, so I went to visit him before the school year ended and we had sex without protection." Sakura shrugged.

Sasuke was angry. With the fact that he didn't get to be with her and that She is 'pregnant' with another guys kid.

"And the worst part is.." She continued. "He doesn't believe its his."

"What a jerk!" Ino yelled, fire in her eyes.

"Actually I don't blame him, I don't even know who the father is." Sakura stated, getting up from her seat.

"Well, I'll see you guys in like an hour or so, going to take a shower." She cheerfully exclaimed, walking out of the kitchen.

Beach House Catastrophes

Chapter 14

Sasuke? Afraid of Pedophiles?

--

"Sakura!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hinata screamed, banging on the bathroom door.

"WHAT GODDAMNIT!!?" Sakura shouted back, wrapping a towel around her body.

"Jeez, calm down. We just got an alert that there is a pedophile on the loose that escaped from a local physic ward, so we have to stay stationed in the room that we are currently in and we cannot talk because he escaped in our area, so I brought you something, its in this book bag, when you change grab it and I expect you to use it. "

"Okay."

Hinata shook her head in shame, leaving the packed up book bag against the wall nearest the bathroom. Sakura quickly got changed into her pair of ripped jeans and a long-sleeved shirt before she opened the door and got the bag. While opening it, a strange sizzling sound erupted from the corner of the room. She stopped rummaging through the bag to look at the left hand side corner to see nothing. Shrugging it off as her imagination, she continued looking through the bag until she found her laptop. Smiling, she turned it on and logged into AIM.

(Lets see who can guess their screen names, even though they are easy to guess OH AND BTW!! WHEN THE CHARACTER HAS SOMETHING TO SAY BUT DOESN'T TYPE IT IN I WILL HAVE IT TYPED IN NORMALLY THERE)

Pink-eee has signed on.

FoxBOX: hey Sakura!! It took you long enough to sign in!

Pink-eee: Shut it Naruto

xo Bang xo: WOW!! YEAH! WHO LIKES MY SCREEN NAME!?

ShOP4shuus: Not me

Pink-eee: Its uhmm... interesting

Sharkfest09: Where the hell is Itachi

CrimsoNIGHT: Uhm right here?

TooLazy2think: Why are we talking in an IM?

FoxBOX: Because the pedophile remember?

TooLazy2think: No.

PurpleDINOsaurs: Well I went to everyone's rooms to tell them

RedSand: I think this is totally pointless, I'm talking to 2 people in this chat who are in the same room as me...

xo Bang xo: DANNA!!!!!!!!!

RedSand: T.T

Happii1243: I know, Itachi and I are in the same room, on the same bed, sitting side by side.

CrimsoNIGHT: Touchy.

Happii1243: -narrows eyes-

CrimsoNIGHT: Okay, thats not cool, I get the real show.

TheNUMBERaftr9: Well, I'm bored.

Sigh: wooooooooosh.

Pink-eee: LMAO!! OMG! Dude! Your s/n is funny!! another way to spell your name SIGH ... Sai lol.

Sigh: Uhm, yeah.

Sand Bell: Wow this chat room is sooooooo funny. Not really.

FoxBOX: Wheres Sasuke?

VoidShadowKnight: Right here

FoxBOX: OH! HEY TEME!!!!!

VoidShadowKnight: Dobe

White Eyes: Hm, I have an idea that will totally sound un-neji-like, but lets go into a chat with other people to see what they are talking about. \

Sand Bell: Sounds like fun!!

Party of 15 has now joined chat room 'SOTU: Exion

dynasty101: yeah I know what your talking about

LayNACRIPTON: hmm.. Alex, I'm not sure about the whole 'quest' thing that you want to do.

XELA: But it will bee sooooo cool!!! C'mon guys we can get Itachi to help us with it.

dynasty101: Nahh, he hasn't been on in like a few months, I wonder why.

Itachi gasps.

LayNACRIPTON: Yeah, he never replied to the message I sent him on the first of March

XELA: Aw did you confess your undying love for him:D

Ayama cracks her knuckles, but Itachi puts a hand on hers.

LayNACRIPTON: No, I actually forgot.

LollipopGUMDROP: you forgot!?

LayNACRIPTON: of course I did Hailey, I don't remember certain things.

ItzYURgurlLsz: W0w babii, I n3verr exp3cted yuu 2 playee SOTU

LollipopGUMDROP: And I never expected you to play either, Traneice.

ItzYURgurlLsz: W3ll hey! Dis gam3 iz da shitnit! Boii.

dynasty101: who said you 2 can come in here?

ItzYURgurlLsz: Your mudder did biitch

"God, I hate people who talk like ItzYURgurlLsz does." Hinata said, shaking her head.

"Me too." Naruto replied.

Head1st4halos: Uh.. Has anyone seen Happii1243 lately?

dynasty101: No, and nobody has seen CrimsoNIGHT either

Head1st4halos: I need to talk to her desperately!! This is an emergency!!

LollipopGUMDROP: Whats wrong?

Head1st4halos: Oh, its nothing really, I just need to talk to her

CsrDrk4: Hey you people! STFU ABOUT SOTU! Lol. God! You people are addicted!!

LayNACRIPTON: Uhm? Who are you?

CsrDrk4: Uhm, I'm Not Namori on her aim name.

XELA: Okayy?

CsrDrk4 has left the room.

"Ooo, watch this Sasori-danna, I'm going to make a fake name and mess with everyone."

Cute BIRD: Hey yeah!

XELA: Hey

LayNACRIPTON: DO YOU PLAY SOTU???

Cute BIRD: No yeah!

Dynasty101: Pick one, yes or no

Cute BIRD: NO yeah

ItzYURgurlLsz: w0w.

VoidShadowKnight has left the room.

Pink-eee has left the room.

FoxBOX has left the room.

RedSand has logged out.

Sharkfest09 has gone idle.

CrimsoNIGHT has logged out.

Happii1243 has logged out.

White Eyes went away.

TheNUMBERaftr9 went away.

PurpleDIN0saurs has left the room.

Sh0P4shuus has left the room.

Too Lazy 2 think has logged out.

Sigh has logged out.

Sand Bell went away.

xo Bang xo has left the room.

Pink-eee: omg, I'm so bored, I want to go to my room.

PurpleDINOsaurs: I feel so bad for you. Especially since the window is broken in there.

Pink-eee: Say what!!!?

ShOP4shuus: where are you anyways?

Pink-eee: in the bathroom

FoxBOX: Sakura-chan!! Protect your baby!!

Pink-eee: uhm, okay.

A loud sound erupts from the corner of the bathroom where Sakura currently is. She stops typing for a moment and looks over to see that the wall outlet has blown, causing the lights in the bathroom to go out.

Pink-eee: Great! The lights went out.

VoidShadowKnight: I'm coming to get you brb

ShOP4shuus: Ugh! I g2g Shika is making me get off because the 'typing' of the computer is effecting his sleep.

PurpleDINOsaurs: Bye!!

PurpleDINOsaurs has logged out.

Pink-eee has logged out.

VoidShadowKnight has logged out.

ShOP4shuus has logged out.

FoxBOX has logged out.

Repeated banging noises sounded at the bathroom door, which at first startled Sakura. She walked over towards the bathroom door and opened it to reveal a dark shadow. It plunged into the bathroom, gripping onto Sakura for dear life. Her eyes grew wide as she landed on the floor with a loud 'thud' with the mysterious person on top of her in a sexual position. She tried to scream, but her mouth was covered, with an ice cold hand. Her eyes were closed tightly, for fear was taking over her body. Warmth returned to her face and the strain on her legs disappeared. She opened her eyes and saw Sasuke standing above her with a smirk on his face. Her jaw dropped, then her eyes narrowed.

"What is your problem!?" Sakura screamed, causing Sasuke's hand to come flying back to her mouth.

"Shh! Your too loud, and besides," He whispered, "See what happens when you just randomly open a door to whoever is knocking?"

"Shut it." Sakura seethed.

"Whatever."

They both walked cautiously down the hallway towards their room. Sasuke opened the door and allowed Sakura to enter before he himself entered. When he closed the door, Sakura jumped onto her bed and sighed. Her day so far was tiring. She looked up and saw that Sasuke's face was pale. Curiosity was taking over her as she stood up and examined his face. Sasuke scowled in protest, as she poked his cheek.

"What are you doing?" Sasuke asked, tapping his foot on the ground.

"Why is your face pale?"

"..."

"What are you afraid of pedophiles?"

Sasuke turned around and walked towards the closest to grab a pair of more comfortable clothing.

"You are aren't you!?" Sakura squealed, stifling her laughs.

"Hey! Don't say that! You don't know!!" Sasuke replied, pulling a t-shirt on.

"Wow, sorry, I just never pictured you to be homophobic."

"...Are you called me gay?" He asked, putting a hand on his hip.

"No, I'm saying your afraid of gay people."

"Am not!"

"Are too." Sakura answered.

"No."

"Just admit it Sasuke, your afraid of Pedophiles." Sakura laughed.

"Alright fine! I'm afraid of pedophiles! I'm sorry that I'm NOT afraid of a crazy old dude wanting to ram his 'instrument' in places that are not meant to be, such as my asshole!"

Sakura was trying her hardest not to burst out laughing with Sasuke's little 'speech.' When She finally calmed down, She got up and also went to change into a more comfortable pair of clothing. Sasuke walked over towards the bed and laid down, trying to catch some missed sleep while they stay quiet. Sakura rummaged through the closet, looking for a pair of sweats she could throw on, since it would be a while before she got to leave the room anyways. She deserves to be comfortable too right?

"Hey uhm, Sasuke?" Sakura exclaimed, looking towards the raven-haired Uchiha.

"Hn." He replied, his eyes closed and hands behind his head.

"Can I ask you something?"

"Shoot." Sasuke yawned.

"Why did you do it?"

This stopped Sasuke from going to sleep just yet.

"Do what?"

"Cheat on me," Sakura started, "With Tenten?"

--

Cori: Cliffeh Cliffeh Cliffeh!!"

Sasuke: Your so evil

Sakura: I know right.

Cori: Thanks for the compliments now. REVIEW PLEASE
Itachi: .. XD