Well here is the epilogue for the fallout of the previous chapter. This was so much fun for me to do while crying over my dissertation. Huge thanks to Dances With Seatbelts for all the reviews - you have no idea how much that has meant to me 3 - thank you for reading and I really hope you have enjoyed this insanity

The sun was just peaking over the horizon, beginning to flood the crypt in warm light as Abby picked up the fallen sword and examined it in the light. It still amused both her and Jess greatly that this all powerful and all mighty sword had a large metal cock for its hilt. She rested it against the tomb Jess and Izumi were sitting on.

"That felt like the shortest night ever." Jess remarked as the sun reached over the trees to flood them in even more light.

"Just a little." Izumi agreed.

"That sword of Daeldo really is a mighty weapon." Abby stated as she hopped onto the tomb herself. "How much do you think we'd get for it on eBay?"

"It's handle is a dildo." Jess stated. "We'd get a lot for it."

"This is true." Abby replied.

"Looks like the Vic was right then." Jess remarked.

"Hang on," Izumi cut in. "everyone seems to know what's going on bar me. What just happened?" Jess waved him off.

"It's all cock swords and scary stuff and history and all that. I'll tell you later." she said.

"Tell me now." Izumi said.

"I will." Jess replied.

"When?"

"Mate, do you want to calm down?" she asked. "I've had a bit of a busy night. I'll tell you in a minute."

"I'll tell you." Abby said rolling her eyes at Jess. She opened her mouth to speak but the sight of the vampires that they hadn't managed to kill coming towards them cut her off.

"Oh fuck!" Jess groaned. "Not again."

"No look. They're in the sunlight." Izumi pointed out.

"The curse must have lifted." Abby stated.

"So they're not vampires anymore?" Jess asked.

"No." Abby grinned.

"Cool." Jess nodded. "Are they still gay?" It was almost as if they had been waiting on cue for this question for as soon as the words were out of Jess' mouth a number of the men began kissing and touching each other.

"Yep." Abby replied.

"For fuck's sake." Jess grumbled and left the crypt, making her way back to the car. Abby and Izumi followed her. "Unbelievable; save the day, not even a kiss." She threw her arms up in the air. "You know what forget it."

"Let it go girl." Abby laughed putting an arm around her shoulder. Jess stuffed her hands into her jacket pocket in annoyance. She felt something jingle in there and slowly pulled out the keys to the car.

"Found the car keys." she said sheepishly, holding them up for Abby to see.

"I will end you one of these days." Abby stated.

"Hey at least we can get the car started now." Jess grinned trying to make Abby stop glaring at her. Abby just shook her head and went to get into the passenger seat. Izumi climbed in the back as Jess put the keys in the ignition and started the engine.

"So now what do we do?" Izumi asked thinking that now that both Rei and Shougo were dead his plans had been derailed somewhat.

"Go home?" Jess offered.

"We can't go home!" Abby protested.

"Why not?" Jess asked.

"Because we just saved the world from the legendary Vampire King; they killed everyone we met, they very nearly took our lives and we never even dreamed they actually existed before tonight. How can we possibly just go home?" she asked.

"What are you talking about?" Izumi asked although he had a feeling he knew exactly what she was talking about.

"Well this village is free," Abby stated. "but there are more creatures like the Vampire King lurking in dark corners of the world."

"No one will believe us if we tell them." Jess pointed out.

"Exactly." Abby stated. "We are the only people who know the truth. We must go out there and fight this menace."

"Are you suggesting we become Yaoi Vampire Killers?" Jess asked sceptically.

"If that's what it takes." Abby said. Jess sighed.

"Well I haven't got anything else on in particular at this moment in time," she said. "so alright, fuck it, I'm in."

"Izumi?" Abby asked turning round to face him.

"I don't know." he replied. He probably should go home and explain what had happened to his parents before they got too confused.

"Oh come on." Jess said grinning at him in the rear view mirror. "It's in your blood, your destiny and all that shit."

"What?" Izumi asked.

"I'll tell you later." Jess waved him off. Izumi shook his head in exasperation.

"Come on," Abby grinned. "you might as well join us."

"How many more times am I going to hear that in twenty-four hours? Izumi asked.

"It will be entertaining at the very least." Jess grinned. Izumi sighed.

"Fine." he said, a grin spreading across his face. "Yaoi Vampire Killers it is then."

"Yes!" Jess whooped.

"That's what I'm talking about." Abby cried happily. Izumi laughed, shaking his head and turned to look out of the window. As he did the figure of someone he recognised caught his eye and he gasped.

"Stop the car!" he cried. Jess slammed the breaks on.

"Why?" she asked but Izumi had already opened the door and was charging into the forest towards the figure.

"Izumi?" the figured asked in confusion when he reached them.

"Royuma!" Izumi cried happily, flinging his arms around his neck. "What the hell are you doing here?"

"I came looking for you." Royuma replied. "I was tracking the signal from your cell phone and I wound up here. There were vampires everywhere and I saw Rei and Shougo."

"Yeah it's been a long night." Izumi replied. "I don't quite know the full story myself but hopefully the girls will explain it soon."

"Girls?" Royuma asked, confused as Izumi took hold of his hand and dragged him back towards the car.

"Jess and Abby." Izumi told him. "They're fun."

"Ok Royuma replied. "Also while I was looking for you in the woods, this wolf attacked me." He lifted up the sleeve of his jacket to reveal three deep gashes along his forearm. Izumi stared at the cuts for a moment and then stared up at Royuma. Beforehand he would have thought nothing of it but now, knowing what he knew, he was less inclined to ignore it.

"We can fix that." he said as they reached the car.

"Izumi are you ok?" Jess asked.

"Yeah you just sort of went a bit nuts back there." Abby added.

"I'm fine." Izumi waved them off. "Abby, Jess I'd like you to meet Royuma. Royuma, these are my new friends." He introduced each of them and they all gave each other an awkward 'hello'.

"Who is Royuma?" Abby whispered to Izumi as both of them climbed into the car and Jess began to drive again. "And what is he doing in the middle of the woods?"

"Big gay werewolf." Izumi replied.

"Is that an answer to the first question or the second?" Abby asked.

"Yes." Izumi replied vowing to explain it properly too them later.

"Hey Izumi..." Royuma began.

"Yeah?" Izumi asked turning to him. As he did Royuma took hold of his chin and kissed him passionately. Izumi kissed back, forgetting for a moment that Jess and Abby were in the front of the car, or that he was in a car at all. After the night he had just had the only thing that mattered at that moment was Royuma.

"Told you he was gay." Jess stated.

"Good call." Abby replied.

"I should have bet money on it." Jess chastised herself.

"Hey," Abby grinned. "at least neither of us are getting bummed by a big gay werewolf." Jess looked at her, grinning like a loon, and the both of them began to laugh while Izumi and Royuma continued to kiss passionately in the back seat as they drove out of the forest and as far away from Cragwich as they possibly could.

The End