It was Big Tony, in the Siberan Dam, with the PLASMA AUTORIFLE!!! Ultra 64 takes on the "heir apparent to GoldenEye" known as TimeSplitters 2.

ATUHOR'S NOSE: In each level, the main character takes the form of different characters from each time period. We're not going through that.

In AD 2401, war is happening. The evil alien race known as the TimeSplitters are going to destroy humanity by traveling through time to change the course of history.

TimeSplitter A: For instance, if the Anti-Nuclear Proliferation Act isn't made in the US, then the world will most likely blow up.

TimeSplitter B: We could just blow up the Earth ourselves, you know. Makes us seem less lazy.

But what they didn't count on are two cut-and-paste Space Marines: Sergeant Cortez and Corporal Hart, defenders of the history!

Cortez: Aw yeah!

Hart: You know, Defenders of the History sounds a lot like a 90s cartoon.

That was Defenders of the Realm, Corporal. Anyway, the local Space Marine organization sent these two intrepid heroes to stop the TimeSplitters from changing history as we know it, and possibly destroying humanity while they're at it.

After a brief intro sequence involving a space station and awesome gunfights, you find that you arrive too late to stop the TimeSplitters from going into their homemade Time Portal. You, as Cortez, travel through different time periods in humankind's history, from the Wild West to the Machine Wars, and everywhere in between, each with its own Time Crystal and missions to accomplish.

It takes Cortez a while, but he finally gets all the Time Crystals and then returns to the space station to meet up with Hart. At this point, the TimeSplitters outside the time portal room break in. Cortez sets the place to blow up in a bunch of fireworks. But Hart gets shot by the TimeSplitters.

Hart: And so falls Corporal Hart. (dies)

Cortez then gets the hell outta dodge before the station blows. You win the game, but not the war. No, that'll be described in a later game.

BUT WE'RE NOT DONE YET!!!!

Play Multiplayer against your friends! Play a bunch of scenarios in Arcade League! Make your own maps! Have you fun FPS for all times!

ENDSPLITTERS