Kay, so I had this writing test today... we had 100 minutes to write 5 or more paragraphs on what a good role model is like. WHAT. THE. HECK.? I sat there for, about, 35 minutes after I finished 6 paragraphs! Ahem... anyways... enjoy this! Also, this is Post PP. AND I DO NOT OWN DANNY PHANTOM OR CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY, OR BABY, OR SOULJA BOY, OR JUSTIN BIEBER! So, yeah, there's ONE curse word, and thats in the Crank Dat Soulja Boy lyrics...so. ENJOY!
Beeeep!
Vlad sleepily got out of his bed, and started to walk to his alarm clock to turn it off. However, as soon as he hit the sleep button, the most annoying song came on.
"Baby, baby baby oh!"
"NOOOOO!" Vlad screamed, shooting a pink ecto blast at the alarm clock. After he calmed down, a picture slowly floated down to him. Vlad caught it, and looked at it. It was a picture of a laughing Danny Phantom, and was signed in silver Sharpie.
"Daniel…" Vlad grumbled as he got off the floor, clenching the picture in his fist.
Danny was in Phantom form in his room listening to music. The song currently playing was Crank Dat Soulja Boy by, well, Soulja Boy. He was dancing, unknown to him Vlad had crept into his room during school, and set up a hidden camera in Danny's room.
"Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch
Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch
Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me lean then watch me rock
Super Man dat oh
Yeah watch me crank dat Robocop
Super Fresh, now watch me jock
Jocking on them haterz man
When I do dat Soulja Boy
I lean to the left and crank dat thing
Now you
I'm jocking on you, I'm jockin' on you
And if we get the fightin'
Then I'm cocking on you, then I'm cockin' on you
You catch me at yo local party
Yes I crank it everyday
Haterz get mad cuz
I got me some Bathin' Apes." Danny was break dancing by now, laughing his head off as he attempted to sing along.
"Soulja Boy off in this oh,
Watch me crank it, watch me roll,
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy,
Then Superman dat oh,
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch
Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch
I'm bouncin' on my toe
Watch me super soak dat oh
I'ma pass it to Arab
And he's gon' crank it up fo' sho'
Haterz wanna be me
Soulja Boy, I'm the man
They be lookin' at my neck
Sayin' it's the Rubberband Man, man
Watch me do it, watch me do it
Dance, dance
Let get to it, let get to it
Nope, you can't do it like me
Doe, so don't do it like me
Folk, I see you tryna do it like me
Man that damn was ugly
Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch
Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch
I'm too fresh off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank that Roosevelt
And super soak that oh
Super soak that oh
Super soak that oh
Super soak that oh
Super soak that oh
I'm too fresh now watch me do
Watch me shuffle, watch me do
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy, now Superman do it
Superman do it
Superman do it
Ahh
Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch
Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch
You, ahh you!" Danny finished by thrusting his hands out, hands down, and standing on his toes. He fell on his bed, laughing.
Now with Vlad...
Vlad smiled pleased. He now had exactly what he wanted.
Next morning...
Danny walked into his homeroom, only to hear Crank Dat Soulja Boy playing. He looked at the Primeathean (A/N A premeathean board is like a white board and a computer mixed as one, in case you didn't know!) board, and saw a video of him break dancing to the old song. Everyone turned to look at him, and started laughing. But, they weren't laughing at him, they were laughing with him!
"Didn't know you could break dance, Fenton!" Dash called out. Danny blushed and made his way to his friends.
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