Century Sleepover

Well, that was a fun chapter. Due to popular demand (10 out of 12 personalities vote), the random chat thing isn't going to happen. At least, not until it gets its own story. Ha ha, like I'd actually write THAT. Lol. Well, as far as what goes on this chapter, let's look to the reviews for the votes:

Lemon: 0

No Lemon: 0

Hmm…well that sucks. No votes? Man…Oh well, there's only one thing to do at a time like this.

Neji: You mean…

Me: Yeeep. TIME TO FREELANCE!!!

All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Me (edit): ZOMG. Upon further looking, I found that I didn't actually save the part where I said I wanted votes for a lemon! Ha ha ha! That's totally my fault! I'm sorry, I must've saved it to the copy…and then deleted the copy. Oh well, I'll make sure to add the vote at the end. BUT, IF I FORGET, VOTE FOR WHETHER I SHOULD HAVE A LEMON OR NOT.

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"And that, Hinata, is all you need to know about sex." Naruto finally finished explaining after a couple hours of pure questions, puking and confusion from his new girlfriend. When he finally opened his eyes to see her reaction, it was simply wide-eyed, freaked out and scared.

Just like Naruto's first time hearing about it.

Naruto waved his hand around in front of her, yelling, "Hinata! Hinata," but she wouldn't even blink or move at all. She would just stare, and stare, and stare, and stare, and some more staring. Eventually, he saw it wasn't working, so he tried shaking her vigorously to wake her up, but it was like trying to wake a chicken after you took him into Popeyes. It'd be so scared to death it'd be pointless.

Wait…that chicken would probably be pretty angry and rampage through Popeyes. But I'm going nowhere with this.

"Hi-Na-Ta-Chan…are you okay?" He asked as he held her forehead. Even that would not awake her from the eternal stare of pure fright and shock. He even tried kissing her on the lips, which made her blink a bit, but after that she went back to staring. "Hmm…maybe it wasn't a pretty good idea to try and teach her about this kind of stuff."

"Actually, there wasn't a problem until you starting going into stuff like bondage…" The large demon fox inside him replied inside his mind.

"Well, I wanted to tell her everything." He replied to the Kyuubi.

"You went into stuff that no one would probably ever hear in their entire life!" The fox replied as he roared in laughter.

"A girl's gotta know this stuff eventually."

"Yeah, eventually. Not all at once."

"Well it's not my fault! I didn't know about this would happen!"

"That reminds me…where DID you learn all this stuff anyway?"

"You mean the stuff in the book Kakashi gave me?"

"No no, not that. I'm talking about the stuff after bondage." Naruto blushed and laughed nervously.

"I'd rather not say…"

"Fine, I'll probe your thoughts." And with that, the fox disappeared from the cage in a huff of fiery smoke.

"Wait!" He yelled out loud. But the fox was already gone, and with it, was a bunch of secrets the boy didn't want ANYONE to know.

Not even Iruka.

He sighed, and opened his eyes to find Hinata slumped over on the bed, her head right next to his hip, sleeping soundly. Naruto looked at her sleeping baby face and smiled. "I've never noticed it, but she's cute…" He lifted her head slightly and placed a pillow under her. "Good night, Hina-chan." Naruto said as he laid back into his own pillow and slipped into dreamland. Or the dreamscape, whichever you prefer.

"'Night, Naru-kun." Hinata said in her sleep.

MORNING!!! (Tenten + Neji's room)

Tenten awoke and stretched out her arms before opening her eyes. "Well, the worst night of my life's over. Hopefully he'll forget all about it."

"But if this happens again, they'll be some interesting consequences." She shivered that horrible phrase and hoped that would never happen. She opened her eyes and was utterly shocked.

There, only centimeters from her face, was Neji's cold and uncaring face, staring right at her. She blushed furiously at how close they were, but then she finally noticed something behind her. Was that…his arms!?

Oh…heads would roll.

"Neji!?" She screamed, practically making Neji deaf in the process.

"You're awake, finally." Neji replied dully. She frowned.

"What were you doing holding me!?" She questioned angrily. Sure, it's not like she didn't want for him to hold her, but she'd like to know about it beforehand. Neji frowned.

"To get you to stop yelling, screaming, and clawing at everything in your sleep, that's what." He answered.

"What are you talking about!?" She asked again. He sighed and pointed to his shirt, sporting a small torn right down the middle. "Wh-what?" She stammered. "Did I do that?"

"Yeah, I awoke in the middle of the night to grab a glass of water. When I come back, you're clawing and scratching at the air like a small cat. I laughed, took some pictures, and got back into bed-"

"YOU TOOK PICTURES!?" She yelled.

"Yeah, a camera appeared out of nowhere when I came back. I assumed God was giving me a sign."

"But…but…b-but…"

"Anyway, I got back into bed and tried to ignore your rapid moving around in the bed, but then you started screaming. I tried to shut you up, but nothing would work. Then I tried putting duck tape on over your mouth, but-"

"DUCKTAPE!?" Sure enough, right next to his face was all the evidence she needed, the duck tape.

"Yes. Duck tape. ANYWAY, I went up to you but then you grabbed onto my shirt and pulled down pretty hard, ripping my shirt in the process. The only thing I could do before you completely destroyed it was to get in the bed with you, and then you grabbed onto me and started smiling in your sleep. I tried to move, but then you started yelling again, so I quickly threw my arms over you, and you stopped. Every time I tried to move, you started screaming again, so eventually I just went to sleep. And that's how we got here."

Tenten blushed furiously and asked, "I-I did all that in my sleep?"

"No, I just made up that story as an excuse." Neji replied sarcastically and smirked.

"My bad…" She replied sadly.

"You must've been in some deep trouble to be having a dream like that."

She blushed and nodded.

"Hey…Ten."

"Yeah?"

"Do me a favor."

"Mmhmm?"

"Move your legs so I can get up now." She felt his legs struggling against hers, as they were intertwined with each other. She blushed again at his movement, but suddenly an idea came to her mind.

"Okay, but on one condition."

"Which is…?"

"You get rid of the pictures you took of me."

"Never." He smirked. She returned the smirk and threw her own arms around him, clutching him tightly against her chest.

"Then we're going to be her a while, Ne-ji-kun." As if on cue, our favorite bowl-cut moron burst through the doors like an angry buffalo. No, it's not Gai.

"Hey guys, they're serving breakfast in the…" He stopped when he realized the position his teammates were in. "OH MY GOD, TENTEN'S BEEN DEFLOWERED!" It took both Neji and Tenten about 5 seconds before they figured out what they meant and Tenten immediately removed her arms from around Neji and jumped out the bed. Lee ran out the door, screaming about his precious Tenten being deflowered, with an extremely angry Tenten following in hot pursuit.

Neji, too tired to go chase a moron this morning, sighed and went to the dresser where his camera was. He smiled and grabbed it, saying to himself, "Thank you God." He laughed and opened the drawer to get his clothes, and disappeared into the bathroom to get ready for the upcoming tortu—I mean day.

W/ Tenten!

"LEEE!!!" She screamed, charging at her teammate like a wild bull while blushing angrily all the while. Lee fled through the hallways, running toward his room with great neck speed.

Lee ran right past Tsunade's open door and literally dived into his own room, then closed and locked the door. Tenten banged and banged on the door, hearing quiet yet still "youthful" sobs from inside his room. "LEE! OPEN UP!" She screamed, making a certain someone snap to attention. Suddenly, Tenten was grabbed by the collar of her nightgown and hoisted into the dark room, and it was shut immediately.

"Hey, what the…!" Tenten said, frantically looking around. "What's going on!?" Suddenly, candles went ablaze and lit the area around the so-called grabber. Tenten squinted a bit to recognize the mysterious person, but finally realized it after a couple seconds. "Tsunade-sama?"

"Hello, Tenten." Tsunade replied in a low tone. "I suppose you know why you're here."

"No. Not really. I was just grabbed." She answered dumbly.

"You're here for violating the rules of this vacation, Tenten." Tsunade replied in a serious, FBI-ish town.

"Wh-what? I didn't violate a rule!" She stuttered.

"Deflowered?" She asked sarcastically, sporting a smirk to go with her reply.

"N-no! It's a mis-understanding! I didn't have sex with Neji!" She explained frantically.

"I don't care about that, Tenten. That's not the rule you violated. For all I know, Kiba and Hikari could be having sex, but that's not the point. The point is, I told you, whatever happens in the hotel room, STAYS IN THE HOLEL ROOM." She raised her voice angrily.

"But that's not my fault! He barged in and caught us in a..." She gulped and blushed. "Compromising position."

"Bring Neji here."

"Huh?"

"Bring him here in the next minute or YOU'RE FIRED."

"But I don't work for you…"

"58 seconds."

Tenten quickly ran as fast her legs would carry her out the door and down the halls.

Back in Neji/Tenten's room!

Tenten had arrived to find Neji nowhere to be found. But then, she heard water in the bathroom and forcefully broke through the door to acquire said Neji. But what she didn't expect to happen was for him to be still getting dressed, so when she walked in…

"Tenten! What the hell!" Neji yelled angrily. "Can't you knock woman!"

Ignoring Neji's current shirtless form (but still blushing like crazy), she answered, "Tsunade, quick, you, me, now!!!"

"Okay fine, let me just put on my pa—" She frantically grabbed his hand and rushed him out the bathroom.

"Quick! No time! Must go!" She yelled as she ran out the door with a very confused and ticked off Neji at her side.

"Tenten! What's the matter with you!?" He asked as he was being dragged along and into a mysteriously dark room. She then collapsed, panting and taking large breaths to catch her breath. "Where is this?"

Suddenly, the candles went ablaze again, illuminating the light around Tsunade as before. The door shut with a slam, and Tsunade answered, "Hello, Neji." With that, Neji sat down as customary to his hokage and answered, "Uh…hello."

"I suppose you know why you're here…"

"Uhh…no, I was getting dressed when Tenten came outta nowhere and took me here."

"I see…" She answered ominously, scratching her imaginary beard like an old man. After a few seconds of watching her, Neji grew impatient.

"So…"

"So what?"

"Why am I here?" He asked. Tsunade cleared her throat.

"You're here for violating the rules of the vacation, Neji, Tenten."

"But I told you," Tenten answered angrily, "We didn't do anything! That's just Lee's misunderstanding!"

"What's going on now?" Neji asked.

"Once again Tenten, I said it didn't matter whether you two did it last night or not, I couldn't care less. The point is—"

"Wait!" Neji snapped. "We didn't do anything last night!"

"For pete sake, WILL YOU LET ME TALK!?" Neji quieted down and nodded. "Thank you. As I was saying before I was RUDELY interrupted, it doesn't matter. I told you, 'whatever happens in the hotel room, STAYS in the hotel room.' And by the looks of things, it didn't stay in the hotel room now did it?"

Tenten stammered, "B-but that's not—"

"Did it?" She repeated again.

"No." Tenten answered, defeated.

"Well then, looks like we'll need a—"

"Tsunade-sa-ma!" yelled Shizune in the background. "Hurry up!"

"In a minute!" The hokage replied back. She turned back to the genin and put on her serious face. "Now, your sentence shall be—"

"Tsunade-sama!" yelled Shizune again. The blonde haired woman grew angrily and yelled back, "What do you want woman!?"

"Hurry up, Ino's getting anxious!"

Both the eyes of the genin widened.

"She won't stop squirming and she might get out of the ropes soon if you don't help me!"

Tsunade replied back, "Just rub her underside a bit and she'll calm down!"

Their eyes got bigger.

"I tried that but she's still resisting!"

"Well then getting closer and rub the back a bit!"

Their eyes got huge. Neji couldn't help having a small trickle of blood trail down the side of his cheek. Neither could Tenten.

"I tried that too! Nothing's working!"

"Did you try tightening the ropes?"

"Oh! No, I didn't! I'll get back to you!"

Tsunade turned back. "Okay, now where were we?" She was surprised to see both genin gone, with only a drop of blood for each genin. "Hmm…where'd those crazy kids get off too? Ah well, hey Shizune! I'm coming!"

Outside…

Outside the door were Neji and Tenten blushing like crazy at that event. Yes, even Neji was blushing like crazy, trying to forget the horrible conversation he just heard and get out the mental images she'd given him. He was going to have nightmares about that for weeks.

Tenten was just as bad. She had sunk down to the floor and leaned against the door of her Hokage. She then immediately got up and ran back to her room, only to unleash anything that would've been in her stomach from the past night. She let it all out in the toilet and clutched her stomach tightly as she laid on the bed. Neji was quick to follow and laid on the bed next to her, completely grossed out himself.

"We never talk about this again, agreed?" Neji said.

"Agreed." She replied.

Meanwhile…

One certain blonde kid was just getting up from a very complicated night. He scratched his head a bit and opened his eyes to see the Hyuuga girl that had pined for him so long on his stomach, sleeping soundly. He smiled and shook her slightly to wake her up, and she cracked an eye open lazily at his actions.

"Morning, Hinata." Naruto said softly. The girl opened her eyes lazily and yawned before realizing he had said something.

"Morning, Naruto-kun." She answered softly.

"Have a good sleep?" He asked while playing with her hair with his fingers. She smiled at his touch and answered, "Yes".

Naruto threw off the covers over them both. "Well then, we'd better get ready for…HOLY CRAP!" He yelled.

"Wh-what?" Hinata asked, confused. He pointed to a spot on his leg. It was wet. Hinata touched it with her finger. Sticky? She thought as the mystery liquid stuck between her fingers.

"Oh…my…god…" Naruto said.

"What, what?"

"That's…that's…"

"What is it, Naruto-kun?"

"Oh dear God, someone shut the camera off, I need to explain this privately."

Hey, you can't control the camera. Only the writer can.

"I have money." Naruto said, holding up his froggy bank, widely full.

1 hour later…At breakfast!

The gang was at the breakfast table, all eating the continental breakfast the hotel served everyday. And since they owned the first floor, they got their own special treatment. Yes, they got pancakes instead of waffles and actually served the boxes instead of those small cheap bowls. Oh, and the stuff was actually heated instead of having to have a microwave. YAY!

ahem

Shikamaru had just got up for seconds when he spotted Tenten in line with Neji behind him. He scurried over to Neji and greeted him with a "Yo".

"Hey." Neji said emotionlessly.

"Anything go on lately?" He asked, trying to start up a conversation for once. It was completely out of character, but he was feeling better after having his morning Coco Puffs so he determined it to be okay for now.

"Nope," Neji said dryly, picking up a pancake with his fork and moving along in the line.

"I see…" Shikamaru replied, picking up a waffle and taking a bite.

"It was a pretty uneventful night." Neji replied, picking up a small carton of chocolate milk and drinking some.

"So…anyone seen Ino?" Neji immediately spit out his chocolate milk. Tenten, who was right in front of Neji, quickly covered her mouth and frantically ran toward the bathroom. Shikamaru, utterly shocked by the mere mention of his teammate came to a quick conclusion.

"This is a 'you really don't want to know' kinda thing, isn't it?" He asked. Neji set his chocolate milk on the table.

"Hell yes." He replied.

"It's that bad huh?"

"Yeah, that bad."

"Okay, we'll speak of it no more." Shikamaru took another bite out of his waffle and moved along to his table to find his best buddy snacking on whatever he could get his hands on.

At another table, Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto, Hikari, Shino, Kiba and Hinata were all eating together. Surprisingly, Lee hadn't blurted out one word about Tenten's 'blossoming' and had showed up after grabbing a humongous plate, tall enough to reach the ceiling. Alas, it still wasn't even close to being as big as Chouji's gigantic plate. But, he tried.

"Good morning my youthful companions!" Lee said, setting his plate on the table.

"Hey." Sakura said dryly, chewing her food.

"Hn." Answered Sasuke with his usual coldness.

Hinata and Naruto said nothing, quietly munching on their food.

"Hi!" Hikari answered.

Lee sat down and looked at his sad-sack friends. Then he realized there was something dangerously wrong at this table. Naruto was A. Quiet. B. Wasn't eating ramen. C. Wearing jeans and a jacket!? Or D. All of the above. The answer is D. All of the above. Lee was simply dumbfounded, and Sakura and Sasuke had never been happier, but then didn't show it.

"Naruto! Where has all your youth gone!?" Lee questioned. Naruto looked up, sighed, and then looked back down quickly as he took another bite. He didn't even have any idea what he picked up, he just picked it up.

"Naruto!" Lee yelled again. Naruto looked up, showing no happiness or hope or peace but turmoil, sadness and hopelessness in his eyes. "Oh dear god are you okay!?"

"I'm fine." Naruto answered quietly. Hinata blushed and looked down at her food, ashamed. "I just had to get my jumpsuit -sniff- washed!"

"Oh dear god! That's! Wait, isn't that normal?"

"Not this early in the week it isn't!" Naruto screamed in overdramatic agony.

"What happened?!"

"I can't say."

"What, you can't!?"

"I'll say it." Hinata spoke up, lifting her head. Naruto said with his eyes that she didn't have to do this, but she went on anyway.

"Well, what happened?!"

She gulped and took a deep breath.

"I wet the Naruto."

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Lol, that's a weird way to end a chapter but yeah, that's the end of the chapter. Now, as I resumed from earlier, I totally forgot to put in that I wanted you to vote on whether I should have a lemon or not. If I get enough votes to actually have a lemon, next chapter we can vote on who, but for now, that's the thing. Note: I've never written a lemon so think carefully about your decision.

All: Read and review peeps!