(Rosalie decided to help me with writing this! She writes all the even-numbered rules and I do the odd-numbered ones!)
Rule #131
Just because Tobi has a lollipop mask does not mean that it tastes like a lollipop
(Much to my displeasure)
oOo
Rule #132
Spreading rumours that Kakashi has the hots for Gai is forbidden
(Though Kakashi managed to avoid Gai for some time)
(He asked me on a date to prove he didn't)
(Score)
oOo
Rule #133
Telling Matsuri that Gaara fantasises about killing her is not allowed
(Though she stopped interrupting my time with Gaara)
(No regrets)
(My panda cub)
(Rawr)
oOo
Rule #134
Kakashi and Iruka are not secretly dating
(Even so they look so cute together)
(I ship it)
oOo
Rule #135
Hidan is not a stress-ball
(I was really annoyed about something)
(And Hidan was annoying me)
(So I used him as a stress ball)
(Which translates to me cutting him up)
(Kakuzu was annoyed)
(They had a mission)
(Oops)
oOo
Rule #136
Teaching Tobi annoying songs is not allowed
(He still won't shut up)
(I hate the Gummy Bear song with a passion now)
(And it was annoying before)
oOo
Rule #137
Converting Hidan to other religions while he is intoxicated/high/etc. is not allowed
(No matter how much money Kakuzu gives you)
oOo
Rule #138
It is not advised to challenge Naruto to a ramen eating contest
(You will lose)
(I was sick for hours after)
oOo
Rule #139
Henge-ing any of the Akatsuki members into women is not allowed
(Itachi still looked more or less the same)
(He just had boobs)
(I am still questioning my sexuality)
oOo
Rule #140
Asking Gai on a date and standing him up is not allowed
(It's just plain mean)
(I went out on a date with him)
(It was surprisingly fun)
(We plan to do it again)