Disclaimer: I do not own anything concerning Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha.
Yeah... Sorry about not updating for the week, had some school projects to do and that took up most of my time. But, not wanting to go the whole week without getting anything out, I quickly typed this up. Hope you enjoy. *Looks worriedly around for any people that might be angry at the lack of updates before he realized that nobody'd be interested enough in this to even consider that.
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Onion – (n.) The rounded edible bulb of this plant, composed of fleshy, tight, concentric leaf bases having a pungent odor and taste.
Late into the night, the scratching of a pen on paper could be heard in the Yagami household. Inside Hayate was forming her latest plan for events that would pay out in the long term. Upon finishing, the girl allowed herself a small laugh, having succeeded in getting done with her latest idea.
The following day, Hayate discreetly made her way over to her two mage friends, who weren't expecting anything in the slightest. Hayate had specifically chosen this day for her plan, as it was so late into the school year that the teachers were getting lenient and not enforcing rules as hard. Furthermore, on this specific day, the teachers planned a special event after school, further lowering their guard.
Upon arriving at Fate and Nanoha, Hayate hid a smirk as she slowly took a camera out of her pocket, showing it to Fate, who was, obviously, curious.
"Why do you have that?" The blonde asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Glad you asked," Hayate responded in that tone of voice that makes you want to start running. "Fate. Cry. Now." The girl demanded, fire in her eyes
"Why?" Fate wondered, scooting away from Hayate a bit.
"Because I want a picture of it." Hayate stated straightforwardly, with no hesitation.
"And I should do this why?" Fate asked, getting more and more creeped out by the second.
"Because I'll kiss Nanoha if you don't." Hayate answered proudly, ignoring the brunette in question's protests in the background.
"Why does that concern me?" Fate stammered, blushing profusely.
"Fate," Hayate began in a deadpan voice, "you and Nanoha are so lesbian for each other that I can't even joke about it."
"Hey! It's not that bad!" Fate blurted before covering her mouth, embarrassed with what she had just said.
"That doesn't matter," Hayate sighed, brushing away the matter. "So, do you want to be the first one to get Nanoha's lips or should I?" Nanoha was, of course, turning extremely red while trying to draw the attention of any of the other two.
"Fine..." Fate whimpered. Hayate, with a gigantic smile on her face, tackled Fate to the ground and proceeded to pull a certain edible item out of her pocket. Fate spent less time wondering about how it managed to stay intact and more time preparing herself for what was to come.
As the flash of a digital camera went repeatedly on and off in the room, Arisa and Suzuka looked on at the scene and let out a sigh in unison.
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