AN: well it's been a while. Enjoy the comment special!
Comment special/short 2
"Hello viewers!" shouted Roy (in Riza's body) wearing a gothic cosplay dress.
"And yet Roy doesn't stop embarrassing me" groaned Riza, with a tick mark above her head.
"There was no comment special last time cause ramenwriter15 is lazy" pouted Roy, "Which ruined another chance for me to tease Riza"
Riza rolled her eyes, "But no fear today we will answer reviews from chapter twelve and thirteen"
"The others will be here shortly, but until then how about our first review" commented Roy as he grabbed a letter. He smiled and started, "This review baibabs…" he read and his smile turned into a nervous one.
"Well what does it say?" demanded Riza.
Roy stuffed the paper in his mouth and chewed.
"Roy what the heck!" yelled an extremely concerned Riza.
Roy swallowed the note and gasped for breath.
"Craving some paper or something, I only see you eat paper when it's your paperwork"
Roy laughed, "Next one you read it"
"But what did that one say…" questioned Riza.
"I said next review" he growled while a dark aura formed around him.
Not wanting to argue Riza read the next one, "This one is from lulukiryu, 'Roy shouldn't be reading her diary... O.o You never know what lies in a diary... *shudder*'" Riza looked up and responded, 'You've been reading my diary?"
"What are you talking about?" laughed Roy nervously, "Look Havoc" he shouted pointed to the blonde officer as he walked in. "Read the next review Havoc and hurry"
Havoc, who was a bit confused, took hold of the letter, "Okay, this is from Katsukun, 'xD I could just imagine, Havoc's face when he tries to feed Ed. Hilarious. :D (Havoc's so adorable, who wouldn't love him? :o)'"
"You feed Ed?" they asked in unison.
"I smell a yaoi moment?" asked Riza.
"No way! Why am I always the one put in these situations" he whined.
"Cause your Havoc" replied Roy.
"That makes no sense"
"Doesn't have too" responded Breda as he walked in with Falman and Fuery.
"Hey guys" said Riza.
Al ran in and stated, "Brother will be late coming up, because of his wound"
Roy laughed evilly, which caused them to step back.
"Oh! Reviews, can I read one, pretty please" Al begged.
"Knock yourself out, kid" replied Havoc and he through a letter to Alphonse.
Al smiled, "'This is from first lietenant riza hawkeye, not to be confused with our Hawkeye, 'dear jean, you know... you should try marriage already before you loose her!"
"Hey, she isn't even interested in Roy I should be okay" Havoc asked, "Will I?"
Al continued, "' dear fury, good luck finding the right girl!'"
"Thanks" smiled Fuery, "But I'm taking a break from the ladies for a while, they've been harassing me"
Rabid Fan-girls can be heard outside.
"I love you baby!"
"Can I have your underwear?!"
"I already do!"
The shouting ceased and squealing was heard.
"Not again" whimpered Fuery and Riza felt sorry for him.
"I'll help you" Riza declared and walked out into the screaming fan-girls.
"He's a brave man, that Mustang" stated Havoc while putting out his cigarette.
"Putting his life on the line" Breda joked along with him.
"Oh Roy Mustang!!!!!!!" screamed the fan-girls and more came.
"He's so sexy!"
"Do me Roy!"
The fan-girls engulfed Riza under their bodies.
"No Roy!" screamed Roy, "Whose going to care for our baby!?"
"Baby?!" they all yelled.
Roy blushed, "You guys were joking, can't I too?"
"I don't think you were joking" poked Havoc.
"Baka!" he snarled and Riza walked in with tattered clothes.
"Thank you Colonel I'm in your dept" promised Fuery.
"No problem, expect I have stalkers now" she sighed, "Go ahead Al"
"' dear falman, hm... OMG! i remembered when you cried in the mangga! in the newest chapter!'"
"Oh yes, I did" Falman agreed, "I cry often, mostly during my favorite soap operas"
"Umm…Al" Riza said.
Al continued again, "' dear breda, i have a gift for you! ... *hands the gift*... *gift starts to move and BARK* then goes out and chases breda! GOOD LUCK!'"
"Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Breda squeaked and ran about the office.
"Hmm…a play mate for Black Hayate" Riza pointed out and Black Hayate joined the other dog chasing Breda around.
"Finish it off Al" cheered Roy.
"' DEAR RIZA, roy luvs you... you luv him... why dont you get maried? dear roy, DARN IT! DO YOUR PAPERWORK! oh and DONT DARE leave riza again!'" Al finished with a grin.
"What, marriage not possible" replied Riza with a blush, "There's a thing called Fraternization"
"NOOOO! You can't make me" he hissed. Then he straighten, "I have no attention of leaving her"
"My turn" Fuery interrupted, "This is from Teeshdapeech, 'Nice ^^ Didn't read in a while. I wanted Fuery to win though. -_-' thank you Teeshdapeech, I actually get that a lot"
Breda locked the two dogs up and was breathing heavily, "My turn, this is from Dragonridingattorney43, 'Oh...my...gosh...THANK YOU SO MUCH! I loved the song. It is so the best song ever! Well, one of them. It should get a Grammy! Thanks for putting my review in! I will be your attorney if it comes to it Roy. I have learned enough from Phoenix Wright and Apollo Justice. I just need to get Payne to prosecute, and all will be fine! If you need a fanfic attorney, here I am!'"
"Thank you!" Roy exclaimed, "I know my singing talent is amazing, I'll probably need an attorney when I become a bring super star"
"You just had to encourage him, didn't you?" Riza sighed as she watched him skip about the office.
Edward was dragging himself across the ground; bum up and he finally made it to the office.
"Brother!" Al yelled and came to his side.
"I already said I don't need help Al" he stated as he squirmed.
'This is a sight to see' smirked Roy in head.
"How about you read a review next brother" Al said handing him a letter.
Ed started, "This is from tinytokirabbit, ' who DOESN'T like havoc? lol thanks for including me in the short xD and sorry to ed for bringing up edwin stuff..
yay havoc's got a girlfriend!! and riza can't date her! (cause that would be weird O.o) anyway awesome stuff keep writing ^ ^
oh yeah and i thought roy was going to threaten shooting like in between the joints of his automail-- no arm = no alchemy AND flying wrench of death 0_0 ah shoot coulda put the in MY fic. (if you wanna check it out it's you've been royed)'"
"Hmmm…what a great idea" Roy said and then smirked huge, "Oh Ed"
"Not now" Riza replied while grabbing her arm.
"Why?" pouted Roy.
"Too many witnesses" Riza pointed out, "Oh and I'm not going after havoc's girlfriend, that's weird"
Meanwhile Ed was sweating bullets. "No problem I forgive you, most people think Winry and I are together, isn't that the strangest thing?"
"No brother it's very realistic"
"Arg! Again Al your suppose to be on my side"
"Did I hear Ed has a girlfriend" Hughes asked while he popped in with little Elicia in his arms.
"She's not my girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We're just friends!!!!!!!!!!!"
Hughes chuckled and picked up a review, "Last time I wasn't in the review special, but I will this time"
"Yeah daddy!" Elicia screamed.
"'This is from The Misty Forest, 'Elicia's so cute! Though maybe the 'something in your eyes' thing is a little bit too much for a 2-3 year old *I think'"
Elicia giggled cutely, "I'm cute?"
"Of course you are!" Hughes stated, "Oh yes and nothings a little bit too much for my little girl, she's super smart! I will prove it to by Elicia reading this review!"
Hughes fed her the words as she read the review, "Dis is from umm…"
"Deniece" Hughes responded, "' Visit from Hughes and Elicia cracked me up, especially Elicia recognizing them! And the swear words... that's exactly what children always do :)''
"Hughes you just read that not Elicia" Riza declared.
"No it was Elicia"
"Swear wordz?" Elicia commented, "You mean damn?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!! Roy corrupted my little girl!" he sobbed and Elicia patted his head.
"Silly daddy!"
Falman stood up, "This will be the last review for today and I will do a random draw and it issss Emma Mustang!"
"What!? Do I have a relative I know nothing about?" Roy yelled.
"Calm down" Riza hissed.
"Oh no, I have a whole bunch of birthday and Christmas gifts to get!"
Riza covered his mouth and gasped, "Please read Falman"
Falman started, "' I'm lovin this story so far. It'd be nice if there was a bit more depth and despription to some of the sentences, but I like it.'"
"I'm loving this story too" Havoc smiled, "I mean I have a girlfriend"
"Speaking of that where is she?" Breda asked.
"She's fixing some people's auto mails"
"Another mechanic hmm?" Breda replied.
"We are out of time! See you later" Riza shouted.
"Enjoy the story!" they all yelled.
-End of not so short- short-
ramenwriter15: Thank you to all the reviewers, sorry I didn't get to use all of you…sorry to baibabs for Roy ripping up your review! ~sent reviews if you want to be part of the comment specials and your fav FMA characters may respond~ Now for the chapter that everyone has been waiting for. I hope it was worth the wait! Enjoy!
An Out of Body Experience Chapter 14: The Attacker
Last time on An Out of Body Experience~
After the sweet kiss Roy traveled through the streets, which were unusual empty. The only light was that of the setting sun. Roy looked at the beautiful orange and red painted in the sky while he walked. Little did Roy know that a dark figure was following him…?~
Roy grinning madly about Riza's kiss walked on in the almost dim streets. The next thing he felt was a rough hand stealing his breath from him and the rough dark figure pulled him into a nearby ally. Roy struggled against the force, but it was no use. He couldn't even reach for the gun, because the figure was yanking his arms behind him.
Roy was only able to spin himself around and look his kidnapper in the eyes. It was a man, a very familiar one too.
'It's the same stalker!' Roy thought, frightened, in his head.
The man had a dark beard lining his face and matching hair. His green beady eyes only stared at Roy's chest as his hand covered Roy's mouth and his arm held him still. This man had a strong scent of alcohol on his breath.
Roy squirmed with wide eyes, but the man just laughed at him.
"I've been watching you for a while miss" he chuckled as he gripped Roy's arm harder. He let out a muffled scream into the stranger's hand. The man's grip felt like a swarm of hornets stinging. Roy heard an unnatural snap come from his arm and in response screamed into the man's hand once more.
"Can't have you pulling out that gun, can I sweetheart" he sneered and yanked his gun out of the holster. He twirled it in his fingers to tease Roy. "Hopeless without your gun?"
Roy's eyes stared into the lifeless ones of the stalker, which instantly filled him with fear. The fear over came him even though he was trying to calmly think of a way out, it seemed hopeless.
"I'll let my hand from my mouth, but you can't scream. If you do I break your other arm, understand!" he snarled.
Roy nodded in agreement; he really wasn't going to agree with the terms. The man released his hand. Roy felt fresh air sting through his throat and let out a blood curling scream that echoed through the concrete walls of the buildings between them. A rough am shoved Roy into the nearest wall, making him smash his head on the stone.
Wetness was all Roy felt, something was soaking the back of his head and this something was blood. His eye sight became blurry as he tried to focus on his attacker's awful sneer. High pitched noise rang in and out of his ears. Roy let his useable arm drop for he felt it was no use; he couldn't fight this man off alone.
"I told you not to scream!" he yelled as he pushed his elbow in Roy's stomach. Roy spit up blood and his heart thumped against his chest in effort to stay alive. 'I'm useless! Why can't I do anything?' Roy screamed in his as the man ripped Roy's shirt into two, exposing his chest.
"N...noo" Roy whimpered through his clenched teeth.
"Shove it Blondie!" he spat and squeezed his chest roughly.
"Argg!" Roy screamed in pain. His body shook uncontrollably the more and more he feared his harasser and the more he thought he would never get out. Tears edged out the corners of his eyes for he knew what was going to happen to him next. 'Why?' he thought as he stared at his attacker.
"Got you now baby-face" he laughed and his hand aimed to grab, but he was stop by a knife through his hand. "Ow!" he screamed at his bleeding hand.
'How I didn't do anything' thought a wide eyed Roy.
The angry man spun around and he stared at the person who hurt him. "Who the heck are you!?"
"Name is Major Maes Hughes" he replied, stepping out of the shadows, "But you won't be using that name much after I kill you"
'Hughes..' he thought in relief, for once to be happy to see his friend.
"You got some nerve!" the man yelled.
"Riza stand back!" Hughes shouted. Roy ran as commanded. He made it to about the edge of the ally before the pain became too much for him to bear and he fell.
"You don't treat women like that" growled Hughes.
The man laughed at him, "Oh! So now you're giving me a lecture! That's great! I'll kill you!!!" He charged at Hughes with total bloodlust in his eyes, but Hughes beat him to the catch. Silver knifes flew through the air, slicing the crude man's arms. Next Hughes kicked him in the ankles causing the man to lose his balance. Before he had time to recover, Hughes jabbed the pressure point in the back of his neck, which made the man pass out.
Hughes dusted his hands off and stated, "That's why you don't hurt women"
Roy trembled and couldn't believe how fast Hughes took the punk out. 'I was useless' he screamed in his mind.
"I'll be right back Riza" he commented before running to the payphone and dialing a number.
"Yup I got a criminal here" Hughes told and paused, "Yes he's the rapist serial killer"
Those words made Roy flinched and it hurt him to think of what could've happened to him. The worse is that so many women were lost at the hands of this monster's fun, it was sick.
"Okay see you soon, bye" he concluded and hung up the phone. Hughes walked over to Roy and held his hand out. "Don't worry Riza officers are coming to pick this creep up and the hospital isn't too far away so I'll take you there"
Roy grabbed onto his best friends hand as he pulled him up. Roy's legs felt like jello and he leaned into Hughes.
"It will be okay Riza" Hughes insured and hugged Roy.
"No!" Roy snapped, "You don't know what it was like, you'll never know, I'm so scared..." he whisper and broke into tears.
Hughes saddened at the display before him and rubbed Roy's back. "I'm sorry Roy, you were never suppose to go through this"
Roy gripped his friends shoulder and trembled in sadness. Flashing lights of the officers' cars caught Roy's attention and men in blue military uniforms emerged from the cars.
"What's the status major? Is that liet..." the soldier started, but Hughes cut him off with a 'not now' shake of his head. "Yes Major" he commented and along with his teammate they took the evil killer away.
Hughes cradled Roy bridal style and walked to the hospital, which is where Edward was staying. Admittedly nurses set up a room for Roy and doctors helped bandage him. After being fixed up they put him in a completely white room.
Roy only felt the pain throbbing through him, causing him to block out the other noises of the hospital. He didn't even hear Hughes come in until he spoke.
"How are you feeling?" he asked.
Roy shrugged and requested, "Can you stay here for the night Hughes? I know it's a lot to ask, because you have a family and all, but please"
"Wouldn't you rather have Roy here? I can give him a call"
"No!" he snapped, "I don't want he...him seeing me like this"
"Okay, but you know he'll find out sooner or later through the grape vine" Hughes pointed out.
"That's fine"
"I'll call Gracia and tell her I'm staying at the hospital tonight, knowing her she won't mind" Hughes smiled.
Tears of happiness ran down Roy's almost dry cheeks. "Thank you"
"Don't mention it buddy!" he exclaimed and walked out of the room. The first stop he made was to the phones in the hallway. Only a woman in a wheelchair was on one of the phones talking to her grandson. It made Hughes happy to see the old woman glowing with happiness.
Hughes got on a phone and dialed his number.
"Hello Hughes residence, Gracia speaking" answered the voice on the other line.
"Gracia sweetie how's my lovely wife?" he cooed.
"Great" she laughed, "And before you asked Elicia is sound asleep"
"That's perfect honey!" he exclaimed, but then took on a more serious tone, "Roy got hurt tonight"
"Oh no, what happened?" she asked, worried.
"I'll fill you in on the details some other time, but I need to stay with him tonight he's pretty shaken up"
"That's fine, be there for your friend"
"I'd knew you would understand you're the best, kisses through the phone" he cheered.
"Same back to you" she smiled and they both hung up at exactly the same time. Hughes put the phone down before returning to Roy's side.
Riza laid in bed in her new apartment and kept glancing at the phone. She had called him many times, but he never picked up. She was worried.
~Flashback~
Riza stopped by the hospital to pick up Roy just as she promised; only problem was she was waiting a long time.
"What is taking him?" she sighed out loud and decided to get him herself.
"Colonel Mustang what brings you here today?" asked the blushing brunette nurse. Riza was use to the look that most women gave her now.
"I'm looking for lieutenant Hawkeye" She responded.
"Oh" the glum nurse replied while twirling a strand of hair, "I didn't see her here, Colonel"
'Strange' Riza instantly thought and felt a little worried. "I'll be visiting Edward Elric then"
"Right" she held out and looked through her clipboard, "He's in room 103"
"Thank you miss" Riza said in a rush as she ran into the room.
Havoc was leaning his face in his palms, looking really bored. Though babysitting isn't the most exciting job. Edward was fusing around in his bed and threw the book to the ground.
"I need to get up" Ed whined, "I'm done with reading"
"But brother you won't be out till months, the doctor said" Al scolded.
"I bet I'll be out here in half that time!" Ed stated.
"Keep dreaming Edward, it takes a long time" chuckled Riza.
"Liet...I mean colonel" Ed corrected.
"Jeaz shrimp losing your mind? Can't even remember me" Riza teased.
"I'm NOT short!" he screamed to play along.
Havoc woke up to Ed's loudness and saluted to Riza. "Sir"
"As you were Havoc" Riza answered and Havoc slung over again.
"What brings you here today Mustang?" questioned Havoc.
"I was looking for Hawkeye, has she stopped by" she asked, worried.
"Ahhh...I see" Havoc smirked, "But she didn't stop in today"
Riza bit her lip and thought, 'Where did he go, did he decide not to visit Ed after all?'
Edward studied the lieutenant's lost expression and then assured to her, "I bet Riza didn't want to see me much anyway, if you catch my drift?"
Riza nodded, "Yes Edward, take care of yourself and thank you for cooperation Havoc"
"Yes sir" Havoc replied.
"See you guys later" she said before leaving the room and going back home.
~End of Flashback~
'Dang it Roy where are you?' she questioned in her head. She couldn't help but worry about him. Riza didn't sleep that night.
In the morning, Roy's eyes were trying to adjust to the bright light glowing from his window. He squinted for the sun hurt his eyes. At first he wondered why he was in the hospital, but then it all came back to him. He flinched, realizing it wasn't a nightmare. Roy lay in his bed and felt his chest tighten. 'Could it get any worse?' the question echoed in his head. A squeal came from the door as a nurse walked in.
"Miss Hawkeye?" the nurse asked, sweetly, like she was supposed to.
"Yah" Roy heaved while he sat up.
"I got some news for you about your injuries and something else" she replied as she walked closer.
A lump formed in Roy's throat and he looked up anxiously. 'Please tell me my injuries aren't serious, Riza will kill me for mistreating her body' he groaned mentally.
The nurse spoke gently to him, though it wasn't the injury update that shocked him it was the other something the nurse had in store for him.
Riza sat in the office at the usual desk as she tapped her fingers impatiently. She didn't understand where Roy could be, he was suppose to be on time.
"Where is Hawkeye?" Riza demanded, scaring her fellow comrades to death.
"Umm…didn't you hear sir? She's in the hospital" Fuery responded.
'Hospital?' "You mean to visit Fullmetal, right?"
"No, she got attacked last night, I heard she got banged up pretty bad" Breda added.
'Oh no Roy…' she thought worried and then looked sternly at the two of them. "And this is no rumor?"
"Yes sir, we swear it" Fuery promised.
In a flash Riza got up and run out the door, heading toward the hospital.
"Does that mean we have the day off?" Breda questioned and Fuery laughed.
"No, we should get back to work"
Meanwhile, Riza pushed her way through the crowd, buzzing streets. She rudely pushed through the people, only focused on her main goal to get to Roy. Riza stormed into the hospital lobby.
"Hey Roy" said the cute nurse, but she ignored her and shouted, "Which room is Hawkeye in!?"
The nurse looked concerned at Riza, wondering what happened to Roy Mustang's cool and calm exterior. 'He must care for this woman a lot' she thought. "She's in room 122"
Without any thank you's, she run down the halls looking franticly at the engraved numbers until she came to 122. Then she flung the door and her very own eyes saw him. The only thing was he wasn't the same. Bandages were circled around his head, his arm had a cast, but most of all his face. Confusion and sadness was all over his facial features. Riza couldn't even believe she was looking at the same Roy Mustang. 'Roy what happened to you?' she thought gravely.
-End of chapter, to be continued-
AN: Whew! That took me a while. I really hope you enjoyed it. Time to thank my wonderful reviewers for all their support. Thanks Tsukali-chan, silvergothicsweettooth, little miss clueless, first lieutenant riza hawkeye, Axis Bold As Love, Ultimate Royai Lover, Teeshdapeech, Dragonridingattorney43,Dark-Lady-Hel, buffybest, J, Tate Freak, Athena's Heart, Smoldering Flame, scoobygang101, lulukiryu, The Misty Forest, Santoryuu-Zoro, ksiarsauke, Eternity, SunnyDaiki, ssadropout, Cavalyn, HarunoRin, anonynomheheheh, AliasAurora, Katsukun, Nahmae, baibabs, Emma Mustang, Deniece, and tinytokirabbit7 . Everyone should follow their example and REVIEW!! WOW, I add new people to my review list each time, which is awesome guys and gals! And if I forgot to add someone please tell me, I would hate to do that. Send in those reviews if you would like to appear in my comment specials or you just want to give me credit/slack or complaints. Thanks for being patient and keep it up.
-ramenwriter15