A sigh escaped Ichigo's mouth as Masaya gently caressed her sides. His rough lips tenderly kissed the nape of her neck. The catgirl was in heaven.

"Mmmm Masaya…"

She giggled as her lover began to ease his talented hands into her clothes.

"Momomiya-san"

"Silly Masaya; you don't call me that anymore"

"Oh do I?"

The teacher picked up the sleeping Ichigo's history textbook and held it aloft. She then slammed it down on the desk. The loud noise rocketed Ichigo out of her seat and so high she nearly hit the ceiling. Twitching nervously Ichigo crouched on the floor.

"Glad to see you're back with us in reality. Now can you tell me the answer to the question?"

"Uh uh um ah forty two?"

"Well let me put it this way; MATH WAS LAST PERIOD! THIS IS HISTORY CLASS! NOW GO STAND IN THE HALL!"

Ichigo scrambled to the door as the other students laughed at her. The teacher threw one more comment over her shoulder.

"AND TAKE OFF THOSE STUPID CAT EARS!"

Ichigo cursed herself for getting in the predicament she was in. It had been ages since she fell asleep in class. And to make it worse it was the history teacher; the old biddy that had no qualms about punishing students. Ichigo heaved a huge sigh the nearly spilled the water from the buckets she was holding.

'The whole class saw my nekomimi. I can't believe I let that happen. At least it seemed they thought it was just a fetish and not real ears'

Ichigo's head sank as she tried to ready herself for a fresh wave of teasing. Masaya's fangirls were bad enough as it was, but now they had even more ammunition than after the falling incident.

"Oh no! What are they going to say about Masaya?!"

"KEEP IT DOWN OUT THERE!"

"Hai!"

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Later that day Masaya was cornered by his fellow kendo club members.

"We heard that new rumor going around. Is it true?"

"What do you mean? I haven't heard anything"

"Ah c'mon dude; the one where your girl wears nekomimi"

"Oh that one well…"

"So it's true? That is so awesome!"

Masaya laughed nervously as the other boys all voiced their opinions.

"I tried to get my girlfriend to do that and she told me to drop dead"

"My girl nearly dumped me when I brought it up"

"Man how'd you get her to cosplay for you? You got to let us know!"

"Come on man! Spill!"

"What else does she wear?"

And for any in the audience who care, this scene took place in the boy's locker room and none of them were wearing shirts. Take in all that shoutakon bait.

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Ichigo trudged between the tables at Café Mew Mew. Retasu picked up on her friend's sudden drop in energy.

"Is everything okay Ichigo-san?"

"I was caught with my ears out at school today"

"Oh no!"

"People thought they were fake but now everyone's teasing me about being a cosplayer. Damn fangirls. Masaya's my man why can't they get over it already"

"Oh dear. That does seem to be a problem"

Minto, having heard Ichigo's statement saunters over.

"So you're into cosplay sex now? Getting adventurous aren't you?"

"Says the girl who has phone sex and uses lots of toys"

"OH it's like that is it? Well I've never did it before having dinner with my parents!"

"You did lie to them so you could have a weekend tryst!"

"Ha! How many times did you go to that love hotel anyway?"

"So what! And your pictures are supposed to be better? How much porn did you make for Zakuro anyway?"

"Oh go get more sex advice from your mother, alley cat!"

"Why you-"

Retasu watched helplessly as the two argued. She tried to speak up but couldn't be heard over the other girls. In one of her rare moments of being loud, Retasu stamped her foot and yelled at the top of her lungs.

"YOU'RE STILL IN PUBLIC!!!"

Now brought back to reality Ichigo and Minto nearly died of embarrassment. They both bolted before anything else happened. Much later that day Ichigo and Masaya were at her home.

"Can this day get any worse?"

"You really shouldn't tempt fate like that Ichigo"

"But Masaya, I've embarrassed myself at school, work, everybody's thinks I'm a total slut and a cosplayer ARG! I just want this day over!"

"Now now. It isn't so bad. You still have me"

Masaya nuzzled his girlfriend's neck as he slowly caressed her body. The gentle pressure relaxed Ichigo, calming her nerves.

"You're so good to me Masaya. This is just what I needed. A nice long cuddle"

"Anything for you Ichigo" 'I think I'll wait a bit before asking her to wear that'

"Didn't you have a bag with you when you came today?"

"Ah no I don't think I did"

"I could have sworn… oh well"

Masaya chuckled and kissed her hair.

"You just concentrate on relaxing"

Casting a meaningful glance at his bag Masaya continued to pet Ichigo. Time enough for the nurse outfit later. Soon the catgirl was fast asleep.

"It's so cute how your snore sounds like a purr"

"Mmmm… Masaya"

"Yes?"

"'Mere"

The still half-asleep Ichigo groped wildly for Masaya. Playing along he placed her arms around his neck. Giggling she dragged him down into a kiss.

"Mine"

"You're asleep"

Her response was another sloppy kiss. Masaya adjusted her into a sitting position.

"I guess I need to wake you up"

"Nnn… no"

Ichigo glomped her boyfriend and started snoring again. Masaya found himself with his arms trapped by the now completely zonked out catgirl.

"Hm. This would be really bad if her parents show up"

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