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"I've got it Pheebs! I know exactly what I'm gonna do!" Helga said, snapping her fingers. "One that will make tall hair boy and football head sorry they ever violented my privacy."
"What are your intentions, Helga?" She asked curiously.
"Ok, here's the plan..." Helga said as whispered her whole plan to Phoebe.
"...And whatever anyone asks or says, no matter how idiotic, just tell them it's normal behavior for me, got it?"
"Indeed, Helga."
And so everything went to plan when a certain tall-haired boy and a football head came onto the bus...
"Just remember Arnold, play it cool. I don't think she knows, so just act like nothing happened."
"Believe me, I'll be looking forward to that."
As the two boarded the bus, they spotted Helga and Phoebe near the back.
"Hey babe." Gerald said coolly.
Phoebe giggled and waved to him.
"Hey Helga", Arnold said, not really expecting an answer from her as he walked away.
"...Hey football head." Helga said trying to fight her pride and the butterflies in her stomach.
The second Helga's greeting hit his ears, he rushed back to her, surprised.
"Uh, Helga?"
"That's my name, don't wear it out, Arnold." she said playfully.
"Uh..."
"Is something wrong?"
"...Nothing, nothing..." Arnold said in a daze as he sat back next to Gerald.
"What's wrong?"
"A lot of things! First she says hi, then she jokes around with me, then she asked if I'm ok when I'm definitely not!" Arnold rushed trough.
"Woah, calm down, man. Helga really said this to you? She actually being...nice?
"Nice as the sun shines trough the sky."
"I need to test this out for myself," Gerald said, getting out of his seat and back over to Phoebe and Helga.
Side conversation:
"This is working better than I expected, Pheebes! Did you see how the football headed twerp came rushing back after I said hi to him? Oh, this is gonna be a piece of delicious cake."
"Well, your unforeseen niceness does have them baffled, Helga. I wonder what the have to say about it."
"Well, here comes Geraldo now. Maybe he can shed some light on this situation," Helga said and Gerald walked towards them.
"Hey Phoebe," he said as she waved.
"Pataki, what did you do to Arnold?"
"That depends, what do you want me to do to him?" she said mischievously.
Gerald's eyes widened. "Look, you said some things to him that got him pretty shocked. What exactly did you say to him?"
"I'm sorry, I didn't know saying 'HI' to someone and asking if they were fine was now a crime. Do us all a favor and lock me up!" she said sarcastically yet playfully, extending her hands.
Gerald was speechless. He looked to Pheobe for herlp.
"Helga did greet Arnold this morning, and since he seemed unaccustomed to it, she asked if he was ok."
"Uh... I need to go now. See you later, Pheobe...and, uh... bye Helga."
Gerald went back to where Arnold was. "Helga was accually nice! Sarcastic, sure, but still nice! The world must be coming to an end."
"You're probably right, Gerald, by the time we get off this bus, she'll be back to normal."
Little did they know how far the were off...
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