"Okay, England, get ready! Watch and learn!" Hana said, over-confident. Yuka chuckled as he tied her apron. Keiji yawned.

"You're making it sound like a huge house makeover," he said nonchalantly as he popped a handful of chips in his mouth. Hana glared at him and snatched the packet away.

"Don't ruin your stomach with that junk food!" Hana scolded. "Especially since we're going to whip up a delicious meal!"

"I wonder if that's possible with England on their side," Prussia whispered to France and Spain, who chuckled back.

Yuka, Hana, Keiji and the nations were at Yuka's house. They had decided to spend the Saturday morning cooking lunch. Yuka and Hana had also decided to leap on this opportunity to teach England and his brothers how to cook, despite the other nations' protests. But Yuka and Hana were determined, and decided to start of with ramen.

"So… where do we start?" England asked rather nervously.

"We start with the stock," Yuka grinned. "Fish is easier for me, so I bought lots of fish yesterday."

"Actually, I think you bought too much," Keiji said as he glanced over the pile of 15 fish (yes, he counted) slapped on the table.

"Did I? They were on offer…" Yuka murmured as she picked up a piece of fish.

"I think it's just nice," Hana said. "Now we cut the fish. Actually, it's separating the bones from the flesh. We'll use the bones and everything else but the flesh to cook the stock."

"Okay…" Northern Ireland murmured as he began doing as Hana instructed. As Wales skinned off the flesh, the Bad Touch Trio and Keiji were whispering amongst one another. Chuckling, Keiji leaned forward.

"Hey, Wales," he called softly.

"Yeah?" Wales said, looking up.

"A tip is that you can use your bare hands to separate the flesh from the bones. It's easier," Keiji whispered. The Bad Touch Trio was trying hard not to laugh.

"Oh, really?" Wales said. He put down his knife and began ripping the fish apart.

"Wales, what are you doing?" Yuka exclaimed as she caught sight of Wales trying to pry the fish apart with his bare hands.

"What? Keiji said that I could use my hands to separate the flesh from the bones," Wales said. At that moment, Keiji and the Bad Touch Trio burst into uncontrollable laughter.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAA! DID YOU SEE HIS EXPRESSION? HE FELL FOR IT!" Prussia cackled.

"Mon ami, his face…!" France laughed.

"He really fell for it!" Spain laughed as he and Keiji exchanged a high-five.

"WILL YOU FOUR STOP IT?" Hana said as she drew out a chopping knife threateningly. The laughter abruptly stopped.

"Hana-san… that's going a little too far…" Yuka murmured.

Hana bent down and picked up a piece of paper. She handed it to Keiji.

"Here. You four do the shopping for Yuka," she said.

"What? Why can't we stay?" Prussia pouted.

"Because you four are being annoying idiots! If you're not going to help with the cooking, at least help Yuka with the groceries!" Hana said.

"But-but-but-but-but-but how about the money?" Keiji babbled.

"You brought your own cash, didn't you?" Hana said. She took out her knife. "NOW MOVE!"

Keiji and the Bad Touch Trio yelped in fear as they stumbled towards the doorway.

Yuka chuckled. She smiled. "Well, at least they could get themselves useful. Right, Canada?"

A silence fell.

"Who?" Everyone except Yuka and Scotland asked.

Meanwhile…

"Indonesia, are you sure you're okay?" Portugal asked worriedly.

Indonesia nodded. She wheezed slightly. "Yes…"

Portugal felt her heart go out for the other girl. They had been walking for a few days and Indonesia's condition had somewhat worsened, fortunately not to such a significant degree. They were ignored by the passers-by and they had just managed to get some food. But even so, they were still famished and their energy was low.

"I think we should go that way," Portugal said, pointing down a road that wound behind a building. "It's quieter and perhaps we can find something to eat."

Indonesia nodded and followed Portugal. The two girls walked forward. The surroundings were quiet and aside from a stray cat. They were the only ones breathing in the road. Just then, there was a loud, rumbling sound. A white van with a logo on it drove down the road.

"Careful!" Portugal pulled Indonesia away from the road as the van sped down. In the process, a large box fell out from behind the van.

"Oh!" Indonesia gasped. She turned to the van, which was already out of sight. "This box…"

"We shouldn't really care about it," Portugal said nonchalantly. She quickly changed her mind when she saw a name scrawled on the side of the box.

"Interesting… It's that bastard's copy…" she said, walking forward. She tilted the box a little. "I wonder how much it's like the jerk himself…"

"Portugal?" a voice came from the voice, nearly causing Portugal to jump. "Is that you?"

"What's this?" Portugal murmured to herself.

"S-Saudara…" Indonesia began. "I think it's…"

"The real thing," Portugal said. She turned to Indonesia. "Okay, Indonesia, let's go!"

"WHAT THE HELL?" the voice from inside the box said. "Hey, at least have a heart and get me out of this freaking box!"

"Hey, I'm the one outside the box," she pointed out. "I can choose whether or not to get you out."

"Come on… Just get me out of here!" the voice snapped.

"I'm not going to get some smoker like you to be around Indonesia!" Portugal retorted. "She's on the verge of having an asthma attack, you know!"

"Saudara, I said I was fine…" Indonesia said.

"Indonesia's with you?" the voice said. "Hey, you! Get the crazy woman to let me out!"

Indonesia slowly retreated from the box. Truth told, she was really afraid. Portugal gestured to Indonesia for them to go.

"Come on, I'm leaving him here," she said.

"Okay…" Indonesia nodded. She followed Portugal and they walked away from the box. It suddenly became silent. Portugal stopped suddenly in her steps. Indonesia paused as well.

"Saudara…?"

"… Damn me and my heart," Portugal grumbled as she turned around and walked towards the box. Indonesia nervously followed Portugal as the other stopped in front of the box.

"Fine, fine, you win this time, Netherlands. But only because I'm kind!" Portugal said as she began feeling for the end of the tape.

"Typical," Netherlands said from inside the box. "But seriously, thanks."

"Gee, if I don't get you out then who else am I going to drink with?" Portugal said. "Argh, damn. Looks like I have to open it from the other side…"

Portugal turned the box around. At that moment, she paused.

"Saudara?" Indonesia said. "What's wrong?"

"T-this is…" Portugal murmured.

Indonesia walked forward. "S-saudara, what's…It just says 'Highly Dangerous' here and…" she trailed off. "N-no… Don't tell me…"

"Ppffftt… !" Portugal suddenly burst into a fit of laughter. Indonesia felt like panicking. Suddenly her asthma didn't seem so important.

"E-eh? Saudara, please calm down!" Indonesia said.

"HOMSGAWD THIS IS RICH!" Portugal laughed, pointing at the box.

"What the…? Indonesia, what's going on?" Netherlands demanded. "Why the hell is she laughing like that?"

"I-I don't know…" Indonesia replied. "She just saw 'Highly Dangerous' on your box and then she started laughing…"

"Damn…" Netherlands swore.

"OH DEUS, NETHERLANDS? HIGHLY DANGEROUS?" Portugal laughed. "YOU'VE GOT TO BE JOKING!"

"Actually, Saudara, he is actually very scary…" Indonesia said. But Portugal didn't hear her and continued laughing. Of course, that was expected, since Portugal was practically fearless of Netherlands.

"PRICELESS!" Portugal said in between helpless laughter. "WHERE'S MY CAMERA WHEN I NEED IT?"

"WILL YOU SHUT UP?" Netherlands shouted.

This is so scary… Indonesia thought. She hadn't seen Portugal laugh this hard since the last time they celebrated April Fools' together, and Portugal shoved Netherlands into a pond. And that was so long ago.

Great, what would one do when you're stuck in one of these awkward and wayward situations?

"Did you hear that?" Spain asked, as he jerked his head up.

"Hear what?" Keiji asked. The four of them were on the way back to Yuka's home from the supermarket.

The Bad Touch Trio suddenly became alert.

"I sense more than one nation within our reach…" France murmured.

"And I hear strange sounds too…" Prussia said.

"Wait, what are you talking about?" Keiji said.

"My senses are telling me that it's just behind this building," Spain said. "Even though I have a very funny feeling about this…"

"Let's go check it out!" Prussia said.

The four males walked behind the building. Keiji knew that the road behind the building was right next to a raised pavement that lead out to the main street. There would usually be a few people passing by that area. What if someone found those nations?

When they took the turn and ended up right behind the building, Keiji thought he had never seen more priceless looks on Prussia's, France's and Spain's faces.

"Mein Gott…" Prussia murmured.

"Sûrement pas…" France breathed.

"Debo estar soñando…" Spain said.

"Wait, what?" Keiji said. "Hey, hey! What's going on?"

To Keiji, all he saw was two girls, one dumbfounded while the other laughing like crazy and pointing to a talking cardboard box. To the Bad Touch Trio, however, they saw two fellow nations, one of innocence while the other labelled as a friend, and sensed another nation in that box, although the second girl's laughter told them it was Netherlands.

"Guys! Who are those people?" Keiji questioned. The younger girl turned around. She looked forward.

"O-oh! Mr Spain! And sirs!" she greeted them politely. "E-erm… Saudara is…"

"I know, I know," Spain sighed. He walked forward.

"He knows her?" Keiji said.

France pushed his head. "Have you not been studying, monsieur? Spain and Portugal are siblings!"

"H-hermana…" Spain said nervously.

"What? Oh, irmão!" Portugal said. She tried hard to suppress her giggles. "Would you label Netherlands as 'highly dangerous'? I wouldn't! Pfffttt… Seriously…"

"She's completely disregarding his presence!" Keiji hissed.

"Yeah… That's what she does when she's laughing at something…" France said. "Completely oblivious."

"Um, hermana…" Spain said. "Err… Perhaps you should come with us. Indonesia too, of course…"

"Oh, right!" Portugal said, suddenly snapping out of her laughter. "Sorry, irmão, we should go, right?" she gestured to Netherlands' box. "And let's bring this box of garbage with us!"

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY?" Netherlands yelled.

"Yes…" Spain stuttered. He "Let's go then. We'll settle this when we get to Yuka's home…"

Ding dong!

"Coming!" Yuka called. She turned to England and Ireland. "I'll leave the pork to you guys."

Yuka jogged towards the door and opened it.

"Keiji, you're back!" she said. "And… you brought more guests back…"

"Sorry, but we need to talk about these guys here," Keiji gestured to Portugal and Indonesia. And the box.

"Come in," Yuka said. Everyone walked in, with Portugal lugging the box behind her.

"Um… Saudara, aren't you going to open the box?" Indonesia asked.

"Nope!" Portugal replied cheerfully, much to Netherlands' protests.

"Portugal?" England called from the kitchen.

"Let me introduce to you these three," Keiji said. "Indonesia, Portugal, and the one in the box is Netherlands. They seem to know each other. I mean, everyone here does…"

"Portugal!" England said, greeting the other.

"England?" Portugal said in surprise.

"Goodness, Portugal!" England said. "It's certainly been long…"

"Long enough," Portugal agreed. "Speaking of which, I wonder if our alliance is still in force…"

"The Anglo-Portuguese Alliance!" Hana said, coming out of the kitchen, carrying a tray of drinks. "Yes, it's still in force!"

"W-wait…" England said. "That means… almost 1000 years…"

"That's a really long time! I can't believe you stuck with this guy for so long!" France said, jerking his thumb to England, ignoring England's glare.

"Okay, that's not important now!" Yuka interrupted. "Now, we have to accommodate three more nations!"

"For one, Yuka cannot accommodate any more," Hana said. "So Keiji and I will have to accommodate them, but…"

"I-I…. I'm really scared of Mr Netherlands…" Indonesia said in a soft voice.

"I'm not going with him either!" Portugal said.

"I don't know… My sister's really pissed about three Unats staying at my place…" Keiji said.

"I can't take another guy home!" Hana said. 'My mum would think I'm some guy magnet and ground me!"

"Wait, wait, hold on," Yuka said. "So that means Portugal and Indonesia goes with one person, while Netherlands has to go with the other."

"Most preferably," Portugal muttered.

"My apartment's too crammed to take in two people, but I can't bring a guy home," Hana said.

"Nee-san doesn't want any more guys at our place because she says their too noisy," Keiji said. "And anyways, she said she nearly got in trouble with her boyfriend because we're housing too many guys."

"That means…" Yuka murmured.

"If it's going to make it easier on any one you, then I'll just go with Netherlands," Portugal shrugged.

Yuka, Hana and Keiji exchanged looks.

"I'll take Indonesia home then," Hana said. "My mum wouldn't mind at all."

"I guess my house could use a girl," Keiji said.

"Great," Yuka said. "Now we can all celebrate." She sniffed the air.

"Umm… What's that smell?"

Everyone exchanged looks before rushing to the kitchen, where Wales and Scotland were grimacing as Scotland was holding onto a soup ladle with black, bubbling, suspicious-looking liquid on it.

"WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO?"

Meanwhile…

"I-I can't believe it…" the man murmured. "A Unat… no, Unats, stole another Unat! I-I can't believe it! That boy must be a master programmer to program the Unats to do such thing!"

The man was in front of his computer. He had taken a bizarre photo earlier and put it up on his blog. The blog post was entitled 'Unats programmed to steal another Unat'.

The photo was of Keiji and the nations.

A/N: Okay, next chapter we'll move on to the other OCs! *winks* BTW, I'll probably have to randomly insert the Nordics in the next chapter or so, so please bear with me!