Hey guys! I'm back from my camping trip, and man, I am not a camper. I am totally a city girl. XD I missed my posters of Joseph Morgan and Daniel Gillies so freaking much! Haha!
Oh, suck on that Boston! One more game and Canucks win Stanley Cup! But hey.
Chara is FREAKING HUGE! XD
Disclaimer: I own this story! (looks at how much the producers of Vampire Diaries and Facebook make) but I guess that doesn't matter does it? Still not owning the Vampire Diaries, guys!
Chapter 15
Klaus Smith has the lovely Elena and wants everyone 2 freak out! XD
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Stefan Salvatore: 1st u kill her aunt and now u kill her?
Damon Salvatore: something tells me that Klaus has other plans…:|
Stefan Salvatore: so u kidnapped her?
Damon Salvatore: no shit. Even Elena knows that!
Stefan Salvatore: whateves. What do u want in return of Elena?
Klaus Smith: I want Elena! XD
Stefan Salvatore: then y did u call her a bitch?
Damon Salvatore: and y did u plan to have the sacrifice?
Klaus Smith: ugh! 2 many questions! I feel so pressured XD
Katherine Pierce to Katie Smith
Katherine Pierce: ur bro has Elena?
Katie Smith: Kat, I kno that. Every 1 knows it
Katherine Pierce: we need 2 save her
Katie Smith: wait, I thought u hated her
Katherine Pierce: yea, but Stefan won't shut up until we get her back
Katie Smith: ok, when and where? We don't even know where Klaus is!
Katherine Pierce: Elijah might. Someone must
Katie Smith: I heard that Tiaa Rose does! I'll message her!
Katherine Pierce: awesome. I'll go have a nice, tasty blonde XD
Klaus Smith to Elena Gilbert
Klaus Smith: u awake yet?
Elena Gilbert: yes
Klaus Smith: I want u back, my love. I miss u and I want u
Elena Gilbert: so kidnapping is the answer? By the way, where in hell am I?
Klaus Smith: ur in the basement of a hotel?
Elena Gilbert: y? where r we Klaus?
Klaus Smith: were in North Carolina and I miss u. I need u 2 tell me if u feel the same way. And I didn't want u kicking and screaming to get out :) haha, that's supposed to b funny
Elena Gilbert: …
Klaus Smith: guess not, eh?
Elena Gilbert: not really
Klaus Smith: so do u miss me?
Elena Gilbert: yes…sometimes.
Klaus Smith: :3 really?
Elena Gilbert: yes…
Klaus Smith: well, well, well!
Elena Gilbert: ?
Klaus Smith: shit, I guess I should have thought of what I was gonna say next! XD
Damon Salvatore just stopped a robber at the bank!
Jeremy Gilbert: with that face, u could stop Shrek
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Klaus Smith: HAHAHAHAHA!
Tyler Lockwood: funny :)
Stefan Salvatore: did we all 4get that Elena is kidnapped?
Klaus Smith: O! No worries, we made up. And what a long make up it was…;) Oh hey, Lockwoof!
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Elena Gilbert: Klaus!
Klaus Smith: sorry, sexy girl!
Elena Gilbert: :3
Stefan Salvatore: u no, I was happy that I wasn't a 3rd wheel anymore…but I guess I'm back at where I started…
Damon Salvatore: kinda like all of ur relationships XD
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Elena Gilbert is tired after being kidnapped and…well, Nvm ;)
Klaus Smith: yeah, me 2 :3
Elena Gilbert: haha, wow Klaus. Ur a centuries old vampire and ur tired?
Klaus Smith: I have nothing on Lestat! :D
Elena Gilbert: yeah, he's hotter XD
Katie Smith: Oh wow, u guys are back 2gether? Today ur 2gether, 2moro apart and that's the cycle!
Daria Bennett: damn, thought I might actually get the chance to kill u! :) Elena dump him! 1 - he's mean and 2 - Damon has a nicer looking ass!
Damon Salvatore: hell yeah!
Kristen Smith: hey every 1! I joined FB!
Klaus Smith: GOD DAMN! not my sister...y r all my sisters joining FB!
Johnny Col: HELL YES. ELENA FINALLY SENT ME A LETTER!
Johnny Col: oh wait, it's a restraining order! Damn ittt!
Damon Salvatore just met Kristen Smith. What a little hottie ;)
Kristen Smith: better than u at least
Damon Salvatore: SSSS! Ouch, that hurts!
Kristen Smith: *shrugs* aren't I Katie, Klaus and Elijah's sister?
Damon Salvatore: true
Gina: Hi Kristen!
Kirsten Smith: shut up, little human!
Damon Salvatore: ...awkward...
Gina: ya...wanna hang out D?
Damon Salvatore: u free 4 a bite?
Gina: 4 u? always
Damon Salvatore: ;) then yes.
Stefan Salvatore is now friends with Cassie Monroe
Damon Salvatore: WHO?
Stefan Salvatore: Lexi's sis. She's a friend of mine
Cassi Monroe: ya, we've been friends 4EVER! no pun intented
Klaus Smith: friends r only good if they come with benefits XD
Tiaa Rose: rn't we friends? :D
Klaus Smith: no *rolls eyes*
Katherine Pierce is now friends with Zora Giddens
Damon Salvatore: y r all these vamps joining now?
Katherine Pierce: they heard that all time powerful vamp Klaus fell for a human
Damon Salvatore: well if I was them I wouldn't join something stupid like FB
Katherine Pierce: WTF, u have FB!
Damon Salvatore: whateves. -.-
Klaus Smith: I don't have anything funny 2 say…
Damon Salvatore: haha, fail
Klaus Smith: oh ya
Damon Salvatore: ?
Klaus Smith: I'm sleeping with the girl u want! XD SUCK ON THAT DAMON SISSY-TORE!
Damon Salvatore: y? y does he always have 2 b better!
Zora Giddens: nice 2 meet u all 2! Haha
Katherine Pierce: don't worry, Zora, they r all idiots
Klaus Smith: SQUEEZE ME?
Katherine Pierce: 1 - srry! And 2 - WTF
Alaric Saltzman: ok, this is getting annoying. Zora, welcome to Facebook
Zora Giddens: um thx random guy I don't kno…
Alaric Saltzman: well Kat said WTF, which means Welcome to Facebook
Katherine Pierce: my god, r u insane? It means what the ****
Alaric Saltzman: WHAT? Klaus told me…shit
Damon Salvatore: wow, Klaus gets everyone and everything
Klaus Smith: just learning that Damon? And right now, I'm getting laid! XD FYI
Damon Salvatore: holy F…wait, how r u on FB at the same time then? O.O
Klaus Smith: what can I say? I'm talented! XD
Haha, I love the last bit. Klaus is weird, but man do I LOVE HIM! I don't think he's seeing anyone at the moment, but when he meets me he will be! I love you Joseph! Wouldn't that be amazing if he read this story? *starts fantasying*
I've been asked if I will share him and the answer is NO. For one, I am his biggest fan…anyone want to make a scene?
No? Good!
Oh! I posted a cute little one shot for ElenaxElijah? Wanna read? Yes! Do it for me! FOR JOSEPH! lol
Lots of love and hugs, Olivia.