A/N: Sirius Black!
"Black, Sirius!"
SLY-
NO! Noooooooo! NEVER!
Then what house!
GRYFFINDOR! Please! Pretty please with a cherry on top!
You are cunning.
Does it look like I care?
Hmmm…
It's RETORICAL!
I know.
YOU ARE LUCKY I'M NOT A TRANSFORMER ANIMAL THINGY! 'COS I WOULD TURN INTO A DRAG-
GRYFFINDOR!