Chapter 14

Sid had skateboarded home, with Hardon, Butt and the Keanu doll from earlier. With the small hole in Sid's bag, the toys could see outside.

Butt saw Andy's house. "I could see the house. We could make it. Maybe…"

Hardon was frustrated. "You don't get it, do you? This is Sid we are talking about! Once we go into this house, we won't be cumming out!"

Butt was confused. "Don't you mean coming…?"

They were already in Sid's house. Sid called out, "Hanna! Hey Hanna!"

A girl, possibly 12, heard his call. She was playing with a Jessica Simpson doll.

"Did I get a package in the mail."

Hanna shrugged. "I don't know."

Sid was angry. "Bitch, what do you mean you don't know."

Hanna clarified, "I don't know. Why do you have to be so controlling?"

Sid slapped her. "Hey, who told you you could ask questions?" There was a pause. "Oh no, Hanna.."

Hanna looked puzzled. "What?"

Sid took the Jessica Simpson doll. "It's Jessica! She's sick! Now I have to take her to my 'operation' room!" And with that, Sid went up stairs to his room, Hanna running up to catch him and save her doll.

Hardon was scared. "Not Sid's room, not up there."

Sid and the toys were in Sid's room, with Sid locking his door, with Hanna pleading to open the door. He threw his bag on his bed and took out the Keanu doll from it.

Sid went to a dresser that had a mini operation table. He put the skanky looking Simpson doll on it.

"Patient A8TH7 is ready." And with that, he got a knife and carved a hole into the Keanu doll, pulled down his jeans and put his dick in the hole.

"Now, before the operation with Patient A8TH8, this patient is about to be fucked."

Sid shoved his tiny, bleeding wienie in the hole, and Hardon watched in horror, while Butt began to jerk off, impossibly. "This is for making Street Kings!"

Another shove in the hole. "That was for being in Hamlet."

Two more hard shoves. "Those were for the last two Matrix movies." Another one. "That was for The Lake House!"

And then, finally, one more shove that was so hard, the doll's eyes had began to come off, due to the overload of Sid's semen and Sid removed himself from the doll and threw him into a dark corner.

"And that was for not saving Sandra Bullock from making Speed 2."

Sid went back to the Simpson doll, with the same knife in his hand.

A few minutes later, Sid went to the door. "Hanna."

Sid handed the doll back to a sad Hanna, same body but a new head. "ASHLEY Simpson is all better now."

Hanna screamed. "You made her uglier!" And with that, she ran away. "MOM! MOM!"

Sid threw the doll into another dark corner. "She's lying! Whatever she says, it's only half true!"

And with that, Sid slammed the door.

On his penis.

Along with a girl scream.

And then silence.

With some blood on the floor.