EDWARD TO ALICE:
TO: Trust Me I'm Alice –Insert Evil Laugh Here-
CC: Edward Hottness is the name Cullen is his game
LOL LOL LOL
wee ellll elllllllll
I'm sorry but they really hurt okay
and bella might not be happy when she found out that you had a vision and still did not stop them - now my perfect skin has tiny marks all over
my perfection is ruined..
RUINED!!
-sobs-
-tone becomes icy- it was all your fault
you set them on me
-glares-
with your little bribes
though i am curious as to what these were??
sand to build an ants nest??
ALICE TO EDWARD:
TO: Edward Hottness is the name Cullen is his game
CC: Trust Me I'm Alice –Insert Evil Laugh Here-
haha gosh brother you are so naive. -shakes head-
"and bella might not be happy when she found out that you had a vision and still did not stop them.."
-evil laughter-
Lmao i actually had the vision and then turned them vampire so that they would actually do some damage to your -coughing fit- perfection
-evil laughter continues-
MWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA!!
and the bribe?
well i told them that if they got into your pants and attacked that general area of interest that they would get to live in the volvo.
-pouts-
you know you love me.
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