27th September 2008: Sweet Home Cameron

About 10 minutes later we are home.

"Home sweet home" I say as we drive up the driveway.

"Yeah" Matt replies.

We step out the car, me with my bag and we start walking towards the front door when Matt comes up behind me and picks me up.

"You're coming with me" he says as he takes me through the front door, with me hanging upside down.

I laugh.

He takes me upstairs into the bedroom. He drops me on our bed and starts pashing me.

"Babe, you're mouth tastes different… have you ate something different?"

"I had satay chicken for lunch with a bottle of beer"

"Oh, ok"

We pash again.

10 minutes later I move up the bed, Matt follows, we pash again… which then that leads to a lot more… wink wink…

A few hours later Matt's stomach rumbles. We stop kissing and I laugh slightly.

"I'm hungry!" he says

"I realise that" I reply, still laughing slightly

He gets up, walks down to the kitchen and looks in the cupboard for something quick. I laugh as he leaves the bedroom as all I see is a bare ass. HA! I look down at myself and see that I also have a bare ass.

"Oh, okay then" I say to myself.

"Hey, babe" Matt yells up the stairs

"Yeah hunny"

"We got like no proper food"

"Oh"

"Yeah"

"What do you want me to do about it?"

"I don't know, maybe go out to get something for dinner"

"Now, you see, I'm naked, I can't be fucked getting up, and that is why I ate on the plane"

"Oh, okay… sad face"

"Fine, what do you want?"

"Something good"

"K, I'm coming down" I say as I get up and put a pair of panties on and a bra. I then walk down the stairs and into the kitchen. I look at Matt in the 'I was comfy up there, and I hate you for making me get up' like way.

"Thank you baby" he says as I look in the cupboard and pull random shit out, and onto the bench top.

I get a sharp knife out, the cutting board. I look in the fridge and pulls out a random meat. I open it and start cutting it up. HA! It's salmon. As I was cutting the salmon, Matt comes up to me and hugs me from behind. It feels different as he's wearing absolutely nothing. A smile comes on my face. He starts kissing me on the cheek and neck.

"Why do you hate me?" he asks

"I don't hate you hunny, I love you" I reply

"The way you looked at me when you came into the kitchen said that you hated me"

"But I don't hate you, I love you… always have, always will"

"Really now?"

"Yeah… I don't hate you, but I do hate your stomach"

"Why's that?"

"Cause it made me get up when I was comfy, in bed… which you were there too… that was until your stomach rumbled"

"I'm sorry baby, I haven't ate since I saw E! News"

When he said that, I put the knife down on the chopping board and breathe deeply. Thinking 'I hate that fucking media… and Chris Jericho' and 'calm down Zoe, just calm down'

Matt looks at me when I was thinking, and he kisses me on the cheek, then rests his face next to mine. "You hate the media, don't ya babe"

"Yeah, I do… they just love making shit up about me"

"Of course they do… it's their job"

I pick the knife up again and finish cutting the salmon… "I know hun, I know" Once I finish cutting the salmon up, we look at eachother and we kiss. "I'll finish making dinner"

"Alright babe" he replies and kisses me again. He then runs upstairs.

I get the frying pan out, put some oil in it, turn it on, put the salmon in it, followed by a creamy sauce and some vegies.

In about 5 minutes, it's finished. "Yum!" I say to myself. "Matt, dinner's ready" I yell up the stairs.

Matt comes running down the stairs and sees the dinner on the table. "Thanks baby" he says as he sits down at the table. I'm looking in the bar fridge and getting two bottles of beer out. I open them and place one in front of him. "Lovely babe" he says.

"No prob hunny" I say and I kiss him on the cheek. I start heading upstairs

"Where you going?" he asks

"Gotta take a piss"

"Okay then"

I run upstairs and I go to the toilet. Once finished I go into our room and look at my phone. Two more messages from Jay. "I better reply to them"… I write… 'Hey Jay! Don't worry, everything's fine, really… sorry, only just turned my phone on so only just seen the messages. There's nothing to worry about, k… I'll see you in 5 days… ily xx'

"There!" I say to myself… before I head back down to Matt, I delete all my messages that Jay has sent me, and all the messages in my 'sent' folder. I run back down stairs, into the kitchen and sit down at the table, starting to eat my dinner.

"Better?" he asks me as I sit down

"Yeah, a lot better!" I reply

"Good"

"Yeha" I say as I eat my dinner

"Lovely dinner babe"

"Thanks hun… and you said there was nothing proper food to eat"

"Ha… yeah!"

About 10 minutes later we finish dinner.

"Thanks for that baby" he said

"No problem hun… anything for you"

Matt stands up and walks over to me… HA! He's still wearing nothing! He kneels down in front of me.

"I truly love you" he says looking deeply into my eyes

"I know… I love you too hun" I respond looking deeply into his eyes… in his eyes I see many things… what his thinking, what he wants to do… lots of things! One of the things I notice straight away is… he really, really wants to kiss me! I smile. He pushes my hair back and puts his hands on my cheeks. He leans in and kisses me. The kiss turns into a French kiss, then to seriously pashing. ! I put my arms around him, on his shoulders. We kiss there for a good 3 minutes. He picks me up, we're still kissing, and he carries me upstairs into our bedroom. On the way up I bump my head on the wall surrounding the staircase a few times… but I don't care… I'm kissing the one person in the world that I truly love with all my heart. We fall onto the bed, still pashing. We move up the bed and all that I'm wearing comes off somehow! We get under the covers. KINKY TIME! We don't come out from underneath the covers til the next morning.

It's the morning, Sunday (28th September 2008) I think. No sleep at all last night… I was up all night! HA! So was Matt! WE WERE UP ALL NIGHT! HA HA HA! At about 10am that morning, we go to sleep! Thank god we have no live events, appearances… work in general… today!