Valentines Day Special! I typed this all day, so give me credit! This is a Special, so it's long. It was 6 pages on word, so it should be long…There's quite a bit of Japanese so I added a key, just in case, at the bottom! Love is in the air, and I feel like throwing up! Read and review! I'm gonna barf now!

Disclaimer:

Asuka: Okaaay…so anyways, Electra and Ryu belong to Electra, I belong to who is now Asuka Rui Uchiha. Not Bella-Lily-Cullen anymore…And Naruto and friends belong to a Japanese person!

Chapter 14

New and INSANE Shinobi Special!

Valentine's Day!

Electra's First Move!

"You sure this is gonna work?"

"Yes, this always works, and them being ninjas will make it only easier…"

"You positive?"

"Cmon, have at least a little faith in my abilities?"

"Okay, I trust yo– "

"Shh! Someone's coming."

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"Wow! What a beautiful day!"

"Hai, Asuka, perfect for you-know-what!"

"Valentines Day?"

"No…but that too…" We joined up with the Konoha 13(1).

"Konichiwa (2) everyone! Happy Valentines Day!" We announced happily. I handed out all my gifts to everyone. I gave myself a whole bunch if candy.

"You give yourself Valentines Day presents?" Tenten asked.

"Well…Yeah, I mean, wouldn't you want more than just that?" I asked, gesturing to the pile of candy and cards she had gotten from all of us. "Wouldn't want this?" I motioned to the mountain of candy next to me.

I left. Sasuke's and apartment was on the way to mine, so we ended up walking with each other, much to our distaste.

Sasuke was looking through his Valentines…a very un-Sasuke-like thing to do…

"'From your secret admirer'?" Sasuke turned to me. "I thought you said no one likes me anymore?"

"Hmm…I thought so too…" I saw Asuka. "Oh, sorry Sasuke! Gotta go!" and then the only thing running through my mind was 'Thank goodness for acting skills!'

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"So it's actually working?"

"Told ya so."

"Shut up."

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In other places…

"Hmmm…Valentines from…"

Sakura/Naruto/Sai/Kakashi/Hinata/Kiba/Shino/Ino/Shikamaru/Chouji/Neji/Tenten/Lee/ Guy: "YOUR SECRET ADMIRER?!"

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"Did you hear something?"

"Yep, it's working."

"Perfect."

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"Hey guys!" I walked into Ichiraku's carrying a bag of candy and happily munching on it. "Was' up!? Any interesting Valentines?"

"Well, I got a secret admirer card," Shino answered.

"You too!?" Tenten asked, "But Shino of all people!"
"And what's that supposed to mean?" 'Note to self: Don't make Shino angry…'

"I got a secret admirer too!" Everyone else exclaimed.

"Are you serious?! All of you guys got secret admirers (save Kunernai) and I didn't?!" I shouted exasperated.

"Shhh! There are other customers here you know!" Ayame whispered.

"Gomen…"

"Hmmm…I wonder why…I mean, once you get past the aggressiveness, mood swings, randomness, lack of support, shortness, and empty-mindedness–"

"Hey! What's that supposed to mean!? It's not like you got any cards like that too!" We continued bickering and eventually, everyone else left.

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"That was way too easy."

"I know; you'd expect something more…challenging…"

"Let's continue this phase of the plan."

"Hai."

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"Ne, (3) Sasuke, can I see that secret admirer card again?" I asked. I took the card. "Hmmm…A cherry blossom? Why put that on a Valentine's card?"

"Do you think it cou–"

"No way it's Sakura! Sasuke, we all know she hates you!" The bluish lines that appear on anime when the person finds out something disappointing poofed around Sasuke.

"Hmmm…That's very unusual…" I pulled out the longest line and hit Sasuke with it like I was playing baseball. "Don't just stand around here like a baka! (4) Get out there and win your girl!" I felt a gust of wind. "Ne, where'd Sasuke go?"

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"That went well…"

"That was funny!"

"…"

"Uhh…you still awake?"

"Huh? What? Oh…I spaced out…"

"I will never understand you…"

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In Asuka's point of view 'cause we're all tired of Electra…

"Konichiwa, Sakura-san! Where's that Valentines Day Card? The one from your secret admirer!" I marched into the room.

"Oh, it's…somewhere in that pile…" I started searching in the pile. "Here it is!" I developed the card.

"Hmmm…that's odd…" Sakura said, staring over my shoulder.

"What?"

"This," She pointed to a graphic "It's a picture of a tomato…that's not very romantic…"

"Hmmm…If I recall…Sasuke likes tomatoes…"
"Yeah, but he's to full of Uchiha pride to send anybody a good Valentines! I mean, look! Here's the one he gave me!" Sakura produced a piece of paper. It was ripped off of lined paper and was written in pencil.

" 'Happy Valentines Day, Sakura. From, Sasuke'" I read. "At least the hand writing is nice…"

"Not even a 'Love, Sasuke' or 'Be mine' like they do in elementary school!" Sakura continued to rant.

'Why'd you leave me with Sakura, Electra?!'

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"Geez, thanks…"

"Your welcome!"

"You know I'm being sarcastic?"

"Yup!"

"Sugar, right?"

"Yup!"

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Asuka didn't quite work out, so we're back to Electra's point of view!

"Yo, Naruto! Can I see that Valentines Day Card?! I think I know who it's from!"

"Oh, really!? Here!" I took the card from his hands.

" 'Be mine, Valentine!'" It showed a fox, obviously Naruto and a cute, dark blue bunny. "Hmmm…dark blue…assuming everyone's straight, who has dark blue…?"

"Hmmm…Not me, Sai, I'll assume Sasuke's not gay, Sakura…maybe Hinata…not Shino, Kiba; Ino wears purple, Shikamaru, Chouji, Lee, Neji, Tenten and not Asuka either…"

"It's Hinata!?"

"Baka! Let's be reasonable! Hinata's shy, has a low self-esteem and has Byakugan!''

"What's Byakungan got to do with this?"

"Nothing, I just ran out of ideas."

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"Smooth, real smooth…"
"I know right!?"

"I'm leaving before you get anymore hyper…"

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Asuka again! Notice a pattern?

"Hey Hinata! Let me see your secret admirer's card! I bet you hope it's someone…"

"O-oh! H-hello, Asuka-san. H-here's the…um…card…" I took the card and reread it quickly.

"Interesting…Did you notice this?" I pointed to a transparent cup of ramen printed on the card. Hinata suddenly turned red.

"N-no, c-could…could it b-be? N-Naruto-kun…"

"Hinata's gotta boyfriend! Hinata's gotta boyfriend!" I sang teasingly.

"A-Asuka-san!" Hinata gasped. The Hyuga fainted.

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"I think you went a little too far with that one…"

"She just fainted, nothing more."

"Come to think of it, you're right!"

"When will the sugar rush end!?"

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Electra-chan is back! Run and hide!

"Konichwa, Neji-kun! Hiashi-sama!" I greeted the two Hyugas.

"You know you can't just intrude on my train–" Neji started.

"Lighten up Neji! Who wants to train on a day full of love, and romance, and…Okay, I just wanna puke now…" I held my arms to stomach for added effect. "I actually came to ask and see your secret admi–" Neji clapped his hand over my mouth and sweat dropped.

"A secret admirer? Interesting, very interesting Neji…" Hiashi walked away. I heard him saying things like 'wife' and 'grand-nephews/nieces' and I sweat dropped.

"Sooo… 'bout that card!" Neji led me to his room and gave me the card. I looked around and saw green spandex pinned to the wall with shuriken and kunai.

"Murderous much?" I opened the card. "Hey Neji, why is there a panda printed in the card?"

"How should I know? I didn't– Wait, doesn't…" Neji trailed off.

"…Tenten…" I understood.

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"Why do you get all the easy jobs?!"

"I'm the boss, you're the assistant. That's how it works."

"No fair!"

"Life isn't fair."

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Asuka-chan is back! Duck and cover!

I headed to Tenten's house and knocked.

"Hai? Oh, Asuka come in!"

"Ne, where's your secret admirer's card?"

"Geez, you don't beat around the bush…" she handed me the card.

"Hmmm…that's a really nice design on the card…it kinda looks like…the Hyuga's curse mark"

"Come to think of it, it really does…"

"It must be from a Hyuga! Like…"

"If your going to say Neji; don't, you're wrong."

"But, he's the only Hyuga who really knows you!" Insert continued bickering here.

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"They're at quadroon 2 sector A, let's kill two birds with one stone. I'll take them."

"Finally…"

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Electra's here and ready to rock!

"Yo! How's it going?!" I asked, entering the Yamanka shop.

"We're good. Looking for anything in particular, Electra?"

"Yeah, red roses, for someone special. Speaking of which, can I see your guys' secret admirers' cards?" I asked, while eyeing a yellow-pink rose.

Ino led me to the red roses and Temari pulled out the cards.

"Wow, your admirers' have similar tastes…" I concluded. They both had a deer on the top right corner. Ino's had a paintbrush in the opposite corner. The same thing ran through their minds: Shikamaru/Sai. I purchased the red roses.

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"Your turn, do better than I did."

"Can do."

"I'm sure you can…"

"Sarcasm?"

"No." (Sarcastic)

"Darn."(Unsarcastic)

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Guess who! Yup! Asuka! Hooray!

"Hey guys! What up?!" I burst into the training grounds they occupied.

"Ummm…the sky?" Sai answered. Cue the sweat drops.

"Hey, can I see your secret admirer's cards?!"

"Sure." Shikamaru handed his to me, but Sai held on firmly.

"When I said 'see', I meant let me borrow it for a while." I rolled my eyes.

"Hey, guys? There's something similar in the cards. See? There's a bunch of flowers under the writing."

"It's Valentines Day, isn't it common for there to be flowers?" Sai asked. Shikamaru answered.

"Yeah, but notice how they used the same exact picture in the same place and size. Once is an accident, twice is a coincidence, but three means something's up…"

"But look here." I pointed to another graphic on Shikamaru's card. "There's a fan here. It looks like Temari's…

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"Talk about subtle, sarcasm."

"Because you could totally do better, sarcasm."

"Yes, I can; no sarcasm."

Japanese etc.

1 = Naruto, Sai, Sasuke, Sakura, Hinata, Shino, Kiba (and Akamaru), Ino, Shikamaru, Chouji, Lee, Neji and Tenten. Konoha 15 is me and Asuka added.

2 = Hello/hi. There are people who don't know what this means!

3 = Hey

4 = Moron, idiot, stupid…anything implying the person is not smart

Thanks! I bet you thought those conversations that go…

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"conversation"

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Were Asuka and Electra! Well you're wrong! Or are you??? Hmmm…stay tuned to find out! And don't forget to review!

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