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Mission To Publish This Chapter Earlier: FAILURE... Ugh! Sorry, guys... I just have so much stuff going on... I'm going on a super important trip at the end of July and I'm also writing my own book and stuff like that, so I think that these delays should be expected...
I decided to hurry through this thing... because... I'm kind of bored of this Sanji thing, but I want to get started on- O_O Oh, wait... I'm not supposed to tell you about that yet... You'll just have to figure it out on your own! :)
*sob sob sob* I've been trying to occupy myself with other comics and shows to watch/read while I wait for Wednesday... I've been finding really good ones, however...! I can't find the rest of the episodes/volumes anywhere! It's like they're not in America AT ALL! I've also become a little interested in Marvel comics (X-Men) but can't find any of the volumes I want to read online! (I found a few samples of it, though, and-Wow, does that stuff SCREAMS the 60's! O_O But, you know...The plots that I'm trying to find are pretty interesting/so-weird-that-it's-hilarious.)
I'm not too proud of this chapter, actually... I'm grabbing at straws here, OK! Please don't hate... :(
Sanji sighed in relief as he walked away from Luffy and his brothers' table. He didn't dare look behind him. They were too crazy...! Who in the world orders everything on the menu?
"Hey! Hey, you! Waiter!" Sanji stopped and turned to his side. A big, broad man that looked very much like a gorilla scowled at him from the table he sat at with about twenty other men. "Come over here, boy!" he roared.
Sanji frowned at him and came over to him. "What is it?"
"Where's my food!" the gorilla man growled.
The blonde-haired young man sighed. "It's being made, sir. You ordered, like, ten minutes ago. Be patient. You have a lot of people at your table, your orders will take a while."
The gorilla man rose to his feet. "Well, I want it right now! I didn't come here to wait an hour for my food!"
"You aren't waiting an hour! It's been ten minutes! Calm down!" Sanji scowled.
"We are going to be late for an important meeting if we don't have our food right now!" he barked. "We need our food right now!"
Sabo turned around to the commotion. He nudged Ace and Luffy's arms and pointed over at the argument. "Hey, Ace! Luffy! Check that out. Someone's being impatient."
"And rude," Ace snorted.
"And annoying!" Luffy said bluntly. "They should shut up before someone gets mad."
"They might have to be kicked out, baby brother," Ace told him.
The three brothers looked up to see about ten waiters coming over with tons of plates with steaming, delicious-looking food sitting atop them approaching their table. Their eyes beamed in delight at the sight of their breakfast. Being all crazy about food, that made all of their hearts flutter. Especially... Luffy's... Luffy lunged forward and gripped onto Ace's arm. "Holy shit, Ace! Look at all that deliciousness~!"
"I know, bro~!" Ace giggled.
Sabo rolled his eyes with a smile. "Calm down, you two! And put those napkins on your laps before they get here; this is a fancy restaurant."
The two of them quickly threw their napkins onto their laps, drool practically dripping onto their laps from their lips. The many waiters stopped at their table, setting down the thousands of plates onto the table. Luffy's big, black eyes glittered in excitement. "I can't wait to eat all of this~!"
"Yeah, me too, baby brother!" Ace agreed.
When the waiters left, Sabo turned to them. "All right! Let's dig, in shall we?"
"We shall!" Ace nodded.
"We must!" Luffy looked down. However, before he could bite into his food, the angry costumer beside them, who was still arguing with Sanji, suddenly slammed his enormous wrestler fist into Sanji's chest, sending him flying out the window that was directly near the three brothers' table. When he flew by them, he slid against their table, making their food come with him. Luffy stopped. "M...meshi...?"
Sabo and Ace stopped. They looked over at Luffy in horror. "Calm down, little bro!" Ace placed a hand on Luffy's shoulder. "Please, little guy, do... not... mess up this place, OK?"
"Meshi..." Luffy whispered.
Sanji sat up from where he sat on the grass outside. He rubbed the spot on his head where the glass had slammed against it. "What the hell...?" he muttered. "What is wrong with that costumer-"
"MEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIII!"
Sanji blinked at the sound of the scream and looked up at the window above him. He stared up in shock as he suddenly saw tables fly up in the air from inside the building. He sighed when he noticed that it was Luffy's scream. "Don't tell me..." Sanji muttered to himself, "Don't tell me that that was Luffy's food that I took with me when I went by..."
"What the hell is up with this brat!" Sanji could hear the costumer growl.
"Of course... Who else could it be!" the young cook muttered as he rose to his feet. Suddenly, Sanji's eyes bolted open when he saw a hand coming toward his face. It stopped right at his nose before it could slam straight into his skull. All of a sudden, it vanished just as quickly as it appeared. Sanji stared out into space for a little while before whispering. "What the hell...? Was that a hand?" He looked through the broken window to see Luffy score the costumer straight in the face, sending him soaring through the restaurant. "Did... Did Luffy do that?" He paused. "No! That's impossible! People's arms can stretch! Get it together, Sanji!"
Ace sprang to his feet. "Little Brother! Stop it! You're going to make us pay more than we should!"
"You're still paying more than one normally should," Sanji replied from outside.
Ace turned to him and blinked. "Wha... what do you mean?"
"You ordered almost everything on the menu! What did you expect?" Sanji explained bluntly.
"Oh, no. There's been some mistake," Sabo laughed, "We didn't technically order everything on the menu!"
"Yes, you did."
"No, no, no. What I'm trying to tell you is that we ordered the All-You-Can-Eat Buffet! See, I have a coupon for it!" Sabo took the coupon out of his breast pocket. "See! So, we didn't actually order everything on the menu."
"And what I'm trying to tell you is that, according to what you told us, you did, indeed, order everything on the menu." Sanji said.
Sabo looked at him for a long time, beads of sweat beginning to form and roll down his face. "C-come again?"
"You didn't order the All-You-Can-Eat Buffet. You didn't tell us that that was what you were ordering. You told us that you would like 'everything on the menu', not the buffet. I'm sorry to tell you this, but that means that you're paying for every single thing." Sanji pointed at the damages that Luffy was creating, "You also have to pay for the mess that your little brother is making!"
Ace turned to Sabo. He saw Sabo suddenly stop holding onto the menu where it floated to the carpet on the ground. Ace whistled and whispered loudly to him, "You really screwed up, man."
Sabo's head flew over to glare at Ace. "You shut it," he snarled.
Ace's eyes widened. He turned back around and whispered, "OK!"
"Who the hell are you!" the costumer growled as he tried to swing at Luffy with his enormous fist. Luffy sprang up and dodged it, making his opponent smash an enormous dent into the wall.
"Luffy!" he replied, quickly stretching and slapping his hand back to score his enemy in the face so that no one would see that he was made out of rubber. "What's yours?"
"I am Don Krieg! I am the strongest man in this entire city! No one can beat me, child! No one," Don Krieg challenged.
"Oh? The strongest, eh?" Luffy struck Don Krieg straight in the chest, sending him onto the ground. "Maybe I can change that, hmm?"
Don Krieg rose to his feet and burst out laughing. "You think that you can defeat me, boy? What a joke! You're just some bratty monkey!"
Luffy's eyes widened and gasped as he put his head back in shock. "Bratty monkey? Bratty monkey!" He sprang into the air, throwing thousands of punches soaring toward him like a machine gun. "That's rude to monkeys!" Luffy roared.
Sanji watched from the window in shock. How was he doing that with his arms? It was like he was... The blonde-haired cook gasped and took a few steps away from the window. "No...! It couldn't be! Is he...?"
"Luffy! Little Brother!" Luffy looked up to see Sabo and Ace flailing their arms about frantically. "Stop it, Luffy! Stop it! You're going to use up all of our money, you imbecile!"
"O-oh!" Luffy was about to stop when Don Krieg suddenly fired at the young man with an enormous gun that he got from somewhere (don't ask).
"Coward!" he roared, "No one starts a fight with me and gets out of it so easily! It's time for you and this restaurant to pay!"
"Stop, Don Krieg!" a thin man grabbed his boss' arm. He had scruffy black hair with a small mustache and beard. Dark circles hung underneath his eyes. His white jacket, that held a red serpent design on each side of it, was open, showing a green shirt underneath it. He had gray pant and on his head was a white and blue striped headband. Finally, on his ears were two spherical earrings. "You promised that you would not cause an uproar! Everyone is starving after the government took away our valuables and possessions! If you want food, just wait for it! Please, Boss!"
Don Krieg frowned at him and pushed him away. "Oh, please! We have places to be! I don't have time to sit in such a fancy place and wait for food to come to us! That's absurd, Gin!"
Gin's eyes held desperation in them. "What do you mean 'we have places to be', Don Krieg! He had nothing left! There is no place for us! Patience is-"
"Shut up, Gin!" Don Krieg's fist slammed against Gin's face, sending him zooming into the wall. Luffy's eyes widened at the sight.
"What is going on here?" Don Krieg turned to a short man with a braided mustache, a peg-leg, and an extremely tall chef's hat.
"Who are you?" Don Krieg growled.
"Zeff. I am this restaurant's owner!" he announced. He looked around the room. "What the hell has happened to this place! Who do you think you are, wreaking my restaurant!"
"I am Don Krieg!" he roared. "And from this point forward... I own this place!"
Meh... Sorry that it's so short. I just really wanted to publish this soon, so... I'm also not too pleased with the ending, actually. But, what you've gotta do is what you've gotta do! You guys will like the next section! :) When this Sanji-thing is done, the excitement will start coming!
Guess what guys! XD So, I was writing my book on Microsoft Word and I was looking up the synonyms they had on there for the word 'flapping'. Guess what one of the synonyms was! XD One of them was: 'run about like a headless chicken (Dictionary Form)' I added the "Dictionary Form on there just because that's what it said... But isn't that weird?! XD *sigh* Good ol' Microsoft Word!
Oh, right, right! I need to ask those of you that REALLY like this fanfiction: how do you feel about ACTION AND ADVENTURE books. I NEED you guys to answer. Please! If you can, PLEASE tell me.
I've been thinking about changing my pen-name... *cough cough* Excuse me, that was random! :)
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