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Chapter Fourteen- Layla

WARNING: There is penis talk in this chapter, and a LOT of it.

(Brady's POV)

Bella was holding Caleb and Rosalie was holding Layla. I looked over at Layla and right into her eyes and…..nothing. Nothing happened. I sighed with relief that Sam wasn't going to kill me. I turned back and shook my head at Sam to let him know I wasn't stealing his daughter from him. I saw Seth do the same thing. Collin however, was staring right at Layla.

"Um, Collin, tell me you just didn't…" Jared trailed off.

Collin didn't answer. I pushed his shoulder and he snapped out of it. Sam was glaring at him. Nadi was just smiling. She smiled and said, "I knew someone would imprint on her."

I laughed, just thankful it wasn't me that Sam was going to be tearing up in the woods later.

"Can I hold her?" Collin asked in a small voice.

Nadi smiled bigger and nodded. Rosalie reluctantly handed her over to him. Collin stared at her like she was the center of his universe. Layla reached her little baby hand up and touched Collin's face. He smiled brighter at her like he'd just won the lottery. The girls in the room 'awed' and Sam just glared harder.

(Nadi's POV)

I knew my little girl would be special enough to be an imprint. I just thought it would be Seth to imprint on her. I was wrong, though, it was Collin.

Sam was not happy in the least. With all the trouble Collin had caused with Charlie, it wasn't hard to understand why Sam didn't like the idea of Collin imprinting on Layla. I didn't care. At least I knew my little girl would be in good hands long after Sam and I were gone.

After everyone was gone, Sam and I were alone with our two miracles. Sam was protectively holding Layla in his massive arms. I guessed it was because he thought since Collin imprinted on her that he'd just take her away and Sam would lose his little girl before he even got to know her. Silly wolf.

Sam was speaking ever so softly to Layla, cooing and telling her how much he loved her. I smiled as I watched him and looked down at Caleb, whom was in my arms. I guess no one was going to fight over Caleb, so he would surely be a mama's boy.

Carlisle came in after his shift was over and held them too. I fell asleep as he was holding Layla and Sam had Caleb. Over the next few days, both of my families came to see me and the babies and then left.

I was getting so sick of the hospital, so when Carlisle signed my papers so I could go home, I nearly ran out of the hospital. Sam set the twins in the backseat in their car seats while I sat in the front. I leaned my head against the window and went to sleep. I figured Sam would wake me up when we reached La Push, but when I woke up nearly an hour later, we were still in the car.

"Where are we going?" I asked groggily.

"Home." Sam answered in a soft voice. I looked at him, confused. "To Seattle, baby." He said with a smile. I smiled back.

With the Volturi coming in December and it being September now, I was happy with any time I got to spend with Sam.

Over the next two months, things got much more hectic. There were new wolves phasing everyday, some were as young as twelve. My heart broke for those poor children being thrown into this life so young. Sam and Jake were having a hard time controlling all of them. Since I had stopped phasing the pack went down to ten wolves. Now they were up to fifteen without me.

Sam told me that Leah was the best at controlling the new wolves. She called them boogers. Her and Eric baby-sat them a lot when they weren't on patrol.

Sam didn't leave me in Seattle alone though, Collin was with me everyday. Sam may have hated the fact that Collin imprinted on his daughter at first, now I don't think he could be happier about it.

We would always have a willing babysitter, we wouldn't have to worry about Layla getting hurt falling down or something because Collin would be right there every step of the way. I'd seen Quil with Claire, so I had complete faith in Collin that he would be for Layla what Quil was for Claire.

Collin was quite good company, too. He was funny and had as strong aversion to Keanu Reeves as Leah, Emmett and I. He didn't even mind that I had become obsessed with 'The Jungle Book' and refused to watch anything else. I knew the entire movie by heart now. My other obsession was 'The Lion King.' I sang it a lot around the house.

Jared and Kim's wedding was two weeks away. Which meant their bachelor and bachelorette parties were this weekend. Sam was Jared's best man and he had planned Jared's bachelor party.

Well, Sam was too busy, so I planned Jared's bachelor party. The boys would spend all this weekend in Vegas. They would start off with a nice steak dinner at a fancy restaurant, they would drink, gamble, take limos everywhere, stay in the Las Vegas Hilton, maybe see a show or go to a fight if they wanted. We trusted our men completely. Also, we knew if they did anything bad, Leah or Edward would see it in their thoughts and they would be in huge trouble.

Carlisle told the boys to go nuts in Vegas. He was even letting them get money from the Cullen family trust fund to party with. Of course, Sam had access to it, being my husband and all, but we never got money from there unless we absolutely had to. Carlisle was all too willing to give me anything I needed no matter how much I protested.

As for Kim's bachelorette party, Emily was the maid of honor and was supposed to be planning it. However, all the ideas she came up with were generic, innocent or boring. So, she passed the planning duties over to me. I had nothing better to do, so why the hell not?

I had spent too much time on the Internet and found things for us to do that would cause Kim and Bella to have a permanent blush on their faces the entire night. Esme volunteered to baby-sit the twins in La Push during the bachelorette party.

So the full plan was: Kim's bridal shower would be on Saturday afternoon. Her mom would be here along with Sue Clearwater, Embry's mom, Sam's mom. Esme, Rosalie, Alice, Bella, Angela, Karen, Emily, Leah and Kim's grandma. Not to mention Claire and Kassie and a few of Kim's nieces and cousins. Things would be very innocent during this time, but as soon as the minors and seniors were gone, well, we'll just wait and see.

Collin was extremely upset he had to go to Vegas since he didn't want to be away from Layla. I told him he better get to Vegas and party his ass off or I wouldn't let him see her at all. He left pretty quickly then.

Sam came home briefly Friday night to pack for the weekend in Vegas. He didn't want to leave, but the younger wolves were in Carlisle's care and they would be fine. It took him ten minutes to say goodbye to me and the twins before Jake and Paul had to drag him out of the house.

I went to bed right after the twins did that night. I was planning on getting up early the next morning so I could have everything ready for when the girls got here. I climbed out of bed, but stopped when I heard voices. Alice, Rosalie, Esme and Emily. Of course. Only vampires are up at this ungodly hour.

I went downstairs to see Rosalie and Esme were feeding the twins some of my breast milk from a bottle. I suddenly became grateful for the breast pump. I laughed at that thought. It's such a weird thing to think about.

Emily and Alice were hanging up decorations for Kim's bridal shower. I sat down and took Layla from Esme. Collin hogs her all the time and I only get to see Caleb. Slowly, the girls started to arrive. As soon as all the mom's were there, my babies were taken from me again. It seems babies really do get all the attention.

So, I sat in the kitchen with Claire and Kassie while all the girls gushed over the twins. I rolled my eyes at them. Most of the girls seen my babies everyday. I would never understand old women.

As the day progressed, we ate and played with the babies. Luckily, Alice didn't make us play any games. I guess she'd learned her lesson from my baby shower. Around seven, Esme took the twins with her and they left for La Push. The other moms left right after and soon, the only ones left were Emily, Bella, Kim, Rose, Alice, Angela, Karen, Leah and myself.

They all looked expectantly at me, I smiled evilly. Kim groaned and fell back on the couch. I laughed. "All righty then, let's get this party started!"

I motioned for Leah to follow me upstairs. We collected everything from my room and went back down. "First things first, a game!"

Alice smiled. If she was thinking this was going to be like my baby shower games, she was dead wrong. Leah and I sat down the bags full of things next to the stairs. I reached in one and pulled out the box on top.

"The first game is, 'Willie Ring Toss.'" I held up the box so the girls could see. Rosalie laughed. Kim, Bella and Karen went pale. Angela and Alice looked excited. Those dirty girls. "Here's how we play. We set up this three foot tall pecker and throw rings at it, got it?"

Rosalie laughed again. Kim was positively red now and we hadn't even started! Leah took the liberties of, ahem, blowing up our pecker. I marked where we would stand and made Kim go first. She didn't even look, she just threw the ring in the wrong direction.

"Kim, at least try." Rosalie scolded. Kim shook her head and threw the second ring the wrong way again.

I shook my head. "Kim, this is not getting any better, okay. So just throw the damn rings!" She finally threw the last ring. It bounced off our inflatable penis and ricocheted into the kitchen.

"Aw, my pecker!" Rosalie screamed. Leah and I doubled over in laughter. Kim blushed and nearly ran for the couch. Each of the girls took their turns throwing the rings. In the end, Bella was the winner.

I glared at her. "I swear if you win all these games like you did at my baby shower, I will hurt you." She smiled shyly at me. I smirked. "Since you're so good at this game. Maybe you and Jake can play at home. Here's your prize." I handed her a box that contained the Peter Pecker Game Doll. It was similar to our pecker ring toss game, only Peter stood up and could float in a pool.

She blushed and set the box next to her coat. Kim was sitting on the couch staring at the wall. This was unacceptable. I reached into the bag behind me and handed Rose a Flying Pecker Pop Gun. You squeeze the balls and the head flies off. Rose aimed and shot Kim right in the ear.

"What the hell?!" She jumped up and saw what hit her and then laughed. She laughed so hard the girl started crying. I didn't really know what to do with her now, so I pulled out another toy. This was called the Super Sticky Dicky.

"Hey Kim, check this out." I threw it at the wall. It stuck, causing my perverted girls to laugh. Leah threw one at the wall too. Mine was blue, hers was pink. Soon, the girls were all chanting which color they wanted to win. Leah ended up the winner of our dicky race. Her prize was a clear bouncy ball with a penis in the middle.

I handed Kim a box of balloons shaped like a penis for her to blow up. She never got very far because Bella started to blow one up and that caused Rosalie to say many perverted things. They would choke and the penis balloon deflated. I finally got fed up with their half-hearted attempts and blew up my own damn penis.

I put some crazy stickers on the end, which caused everyone to laugh. After I started to pull out 'Pin the Hose on the Fireman', Kim stopped me and begged me not to play any more games. I agreed and said it was time for her gifts.

Bella gave her a pair of pink fuzzy handcuffs. I thought that was boring, but whatever, Kim loved it. Karen gave her chocolate body paint. Her face went red just thinking about what she would use that for.

Angela gave her a book called "Bachelorette Book: Bedroom Desserts". Cue more blush from Kim. Alice gave her a board game called "Strip Chocolate." I was sure Kim's face was a permanent shade of red. Rosalie gave her glow in the dark scented massage lotion. From the look on her face, I was sure she was going to put Jared to work.

Leah gave her a vibrating foam bath ducky. I could barely hold in my laughter from the look on Kim's face. And she hadn't even opened my gift yet. Kim turned to me, looking a little scared.

I handed her a large box. She gulped and started to tear off the paper. Inside was the gift basket I picked out for her. It was filled with chocolate and condoms. Kim blushed again but thanked me.

We sat around for a few more hours just talking, then they all went home and I went to bed.

A/N: So I felt bad about the major cliffy I left you with last chapter, I hope this makes up for it! By the way I have pictures off all the games and things that they have during the bachelorette party if you're curious about anything. (Believe me it's all worth the look!)

~Ever Uley~