WARNING: smex. XD
NejiShika
Chicken Pox
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, people!
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Today was the day of house hunting. The plan was that I'd go get Shikamaru, and then we'd set off to find a nice apartment somewhere, with one small bed room, only big enough for a one person bed. Of course, not so that no one else would be able to come round and sleep, Shikamaru would be welcome anytime. I still can't believe he's seme. Shikamaru doesn't actually know my plans yet, but he'll find out in due time.
Hiashi-sama comes to see me before I go. "Neji, are you going to be ok?" I guess he's still my uncle; it's his job to be worried about me.
"I'll be fine, Hiashi-sama, thank you anyway," I put a few more things into a suitcase. He nodded and walked out, Hanabi-sama coming in a few moments later, face slightly red. She hasn't looked at me the same since the 'incident' as we now call it.
"N-Neji-niisan, are you going to-to be ok?" she asks. It's nice to know she still cares after I wrecked her innocent mind.
"I'll be fine, Hanabi-sama! I tell you, Hinata-sama will come in a few moments and ask the same thing!" she smiled slightly at my words.
Sure enough, Hinata-sama came in with a "are you going to be ok, Neji-niisan?" and Hanabi-sama giggled.
"Yes Hinata-sama, I'll be fine," she didn't look convinced.
"A-are you s-sure?" she asked, I nodded. "P-promise?"
"I promise you, Hinata-sama: I will be fine." She came over and helped me with my suitcase, blushing and giggling slightly as she saw something orange under my clothes. I quickly shut the case and shot a look at Hanabi-sama, who was oblivious. I got my stuff and signalled to the door, the girls leaving first.
We walked to the training grounds together, case in my hand, three sets of white eyes glancing at it every now and then. It wasn't like I was moving out of town…it would still be weird though. To think I won't be in the Hyuuga compound anymore. I'll be free to do whatever my heart desires, in the comforts of my own home. Walk around in my underwear; cook whatever the hell I want. If I'm sad or alone, I can invite someone over, maybe Shikamaru, and the two of us can have a nice, long make-out session together, with no fear of anyone intruding.
"I-I hear you're bottom, N-Neji-niisan…" Hinata-sama said with great amusement. I looked away from her and scoffed.
"So…better than nothing…" if only I believed that myself. She laughed again and took my suitcase. "Hey-"
"Let me, I want to carry it for you…you always do things for me!" missed out the part where she always cooks for me, does my laundry on most occasions, and I only do things for her because, in reality, I can't say no. Which is a problem, I need to do things myself now…damn me for getting a lazy boyfriend.
We walk for a while longer before Hanabi-sama runs off to her field, Hinata-sama soon doing the same, giving me my suitcase back.
I walk towards our grounds and see Asuma and Gai talking together, laughing about something. Ten-ten and Ino as chatting away, and Chouji and Lee are training together, only lightly though. I feel something land on my shoulder and turn to see dark eyes looking up into mine.
"You're even shorter than me, and yet I still managed to end up…ugh, I don't want to think about it," he chuckled, letting his shoulders bounce. "So, what are you guys doing here?"
"Asuma-sensei and Gai said that it would be a good experience for us to work as a group…all train together and things, blah, the usual," I smirk at his words, letting one of my hands come round his neck.
"I know something we could train in …" I whisper huskily, feeling him shiver slightly. I start to turn round.
"Neji," he starts as I lick his cheek. "Ino and Ten-ten…mm, never mind…" I turn quickly to see the girls giggling and looking at us with that 'isn't it cute?' look. I stop and let him go, brushing invisible bits of dust off my clothes. I turn back to Shikamaru. "What?" he asked.
"Ino and Ten-ten?" he sent a slight glare in their direction at my words. "Man, and I though I was meant to be the horny pervert…" the glare was now directed at me.
"Shut up you, if you don't want-"
"Stop there."
"Thought so…" I look back over to them and sigh somewhat. "I wish they weren't there sometimes."
"When are we going house hunting?" he asked, pointing at my case. "Obviously soon…" I sigh.
"Yes, soon. I wanted to leave the house this morning, and when I go back to have an apartment. I hope you're not going to be picky about the houses we look at."
"Of course not!"
Zzz
"Ok, you are so being picky about the houses," Neji commented, frowning. We were sat at the ramen bar, the old man looked slightly sceptical, but welcomed us none the less. We were sat eating some ramen, Neji sipping on his drink every now and then.
"It smelt bad Neji, you want me to visit you, or not?" that shut him up. But really, it smelt so bad! I know he wants me to visit, and I know what he wants to do, but one cannot do those things in that house. We look up as we here some people enter, turning round to see Sasuke and Naruto. No real surprise there.
"Shikamaru, Neji! Nice to see you here!" Naruto exclaimed, grinning broadly. The two sat down and ordered something.
"So, you two up to much?" he asked, waiting for his ramen. I nodded.
"House hunting- well, more like apartment hunting." He looked shocked.
"You two are already going to live together?" I feel my brow twitch.
"No, moron! It's Neji's apartment, I'm staying at home…idiot," the blond fake cried.
"Sasuke-kun, Shikamaru's being mean to me!"
"Keep up the good work."
"Thanks," Naruto pouted. The sad look quickly disappeared when his hot bowl of food was set down.
"Neji's looking for a new house?" Sasuke asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah, I got…thrown out," Naruto looked up.
"You got thrown out? How?" I felt heat creeping to my face, and looking at Neji I imagined I looked like him. Sasuke started to laugh. "What?"
"Naruto, you're so dense!" he laughed, shaking his head. "Man, you two solved your feud at a coast, huh?" Naruto looked at the two of us suspiciously.
"What did you do?" I felt Neji's arms weave round my stomach.
"Dirtied my little cousin's mind with horrid images that are rated NC-17…" Sasuke laughed harder, and Naruto looked horrified.
"Why did you do that?" he exclaimed.
"We didn't realize she was there, she just randomly burst into the room!" I countered.
"So, Neji got thrown out for displaying rated images to his cousin, shall we say?" Sasuke asked. We nodded. "Well, at least getting an apartment would solve that issue."
"That's the plan!" I glared at Neji, who shrugged innocently. "Shikamaru's being a girl about it though."
"I'm not being a girl!"
"You are, you know anyone else who goes around going 'this place smells off, let's go find a different place'?"
"Lot's of people."
"How many of them are guys?" I said nothing. In all honesty, not many of them are guys. "I rest my case."
"But Neji, how can you have a nice, romantic evening in a bad apartment?" Naruto teased. I saw the look of pure anger he shot at Sasuke. The Uchiha heir pretended not to notice.
"Uchiha Sasuke…" Neji growled, getting the male to freeze. "I'll give you to three…one, two-"
And they were off! I looked at Naruto, who shrugged and took Sasuke's ramen, finishing it off for him. "Leave them be…" I nodded in agreement. It was almost as if a light bulb had appeared over his head.
"Let's talk about them while they're gone!" he suggested, getting me to grin. "Who wants to go first?"
"You can if you want…" I said making him nod.
"Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke…where do I start…I'll go for the bad things, seeing as there's more of them," I laughed. "Well, he can be really perverted at times…"
"Go on, give me an example."
"He decided it would be fun to spy on my in the shower, and there was another time he put his hand down my pants…" I sniggered, though Naruto laughed slightly too. "I'm not going to ask what you and Neji have done, not sure I want to know." That made me fluster.
"He's also mean sometimes, though he can be really nice, and would buy me anything I wanted. I guess he fulfils my needs so to speak," I nod in understanding. "What about Neji."
"What's there to say really, underneath that cold, handsome exterior, there's a horny pervert?" Naruto laughed at the explanation. "Though, he also gets me things, treats me well…and he makes you feel safe."
"You sound like the uke," Naruto pointed out.
"I know, the only reason I'm seme is because he is a horny pervert, you have more control over your hormones than Sasuke, right?" he nodded. "If you did what me and Neji did, you'd be seme."
"I guess…I'm happy with it like this though, I don't think I could ever do what Sasuke does for me! He's just…amazing sometimes I guess…" Neji and Sasuke came back in a few moments later. The blunette looked down into the two empty blows. "I'm done!" sighing, the male got out his wallet and paid.
"Let's go dobe…what were you two girls talking about?"
"What terrible boyfriends we have!" the blond replied. They exited the ramen bar with an 'again?' 'Yes, again' and were out of sight. I turned to Neji, who had started to finish his ramen.
"So, what were you two talking about?" he asked, though I just smirked.
"Like Naruto said, what terrible boyfriends we have," he rolled his eyes.
"Oh, and how terrible am I?" I leaned over and draped myself onto his side.
"Absolutely dreadful," he leans down so our noses are touching.
"Oh really?"
"Yes, really," his tongue darts out across my lips, making me shut my eyes for a brief moment.
"Err, excuse me, I hate to be rude…but…" I sat up and apologized to the old man. I'd forgotten he was there.
Zzz
"What about this house?" I asked, looking around. It was spacious, yet small. I didn't have many things, so I don't need that much space anyway, and it's already furnished. Shikamaru looked around.
"Look at that, I'm not having you live here," he pointed at part of the kitchen. There was obviously a leek, so the tiles had peeled off and it was starting to get manky.
"Come on already, just choose a house!"
"They're all crap."
"Shikamaru-dono…" I start, sauntering over to him, swinging my hips.
"Yes?" right, you just watch my hips go side to side baby.
"I love you…" I run a hand down his chest, bowing slightly so that I can look up at him innocently.
"Oh no, I'm classifying this as a public place!" he jumped back against the counter top.
"But Shikamaru-dono…have some fun, and you'll see how good this house is!" I said, swaying my hips over to him and draping myself over his front.
"Get off me!" he exclaimed, jumping up onto the counter top. He doesn't realize how much better this position is, does he?
I smirk and lean forwards, putting a hand on either knee. He leans back, but I get at him quicker, attacking his neck. He starts to moan and wraps his lags around mine, his hands and fingers tangling up in my hair. He pulls us as close together as he can. As soon as I let his neck go, his lips are against mine, tongues darting around slapping sounds and moans filling the empty room.
His hands get to work on my top, tugging it off and letting his hands run all over my torso as if he's only feeling it for the first time. Our movements are fast and hard, soon his jumper is off, lying on the counter.
He suddenly pushes me back, our eyes snapping open, sounds of protests filling what were erotic moans. "The guy … who like … does the house stuff!" Ah, of course, he said he'd be back soon.
"Shikamaru-dono," I hold his head so he's looking at me in the eyes. "Fuck him."
It's not long before we're in the same position, though I now lift Shikamaru off the counter, and stubble into the living room. I manage to find the red couch, falling in a heap with him on the bottom. Aha, take that you sucker! I snap my head up as I hear someone come in the room, both of us looking at wide, shocked eyes. I bet we look dead messy.
"S-sirs … about the h-house…" I nodded and waved my hand.
"Yes, it's a lovely house, will it stay furnished?" the man nodded. "Can I have it? How much is the rent?" he came over with some paper and passed it to me. I sat up in Shikamaru's lap, who propped himself up on his elbows and glared at the man.
I looked over the sheet and passed it to Shikamaru, who skimmed it briefly and passed it back, nodding his head. "Lovely, now shoo, we're busy!" he said to the man. I sighed and smiled apologetically.
"Sorry…" I said, though he just nodded and waved.
"I'll leave you two be contacting house owner and…go," he shuffled off hastily, making me give Shikamaru a solid look, which he shrugged to.
"You wanted him to leave too- and you were the one who said 'fuck him'." I pushed my boyfriend back down and leaned in close, hovering over him.
"Fuck you, Shikamaru-dono," and I closed the gap. Nothing like a good make-out session to calm ones nerves about anything. Making-out is an Art, seriously.
Shikamaru makes quick work of my trousers, tugging them off and letting everything fall to the floor, he pulls back and speaks: "Next time I come round, go commando, boxers are troublesome." With that, he tugs at them, though I stop him and climb off his waist.
"What are you doing?"
"Curtains, windows, doors, locks, whatever. We're having no interruptions today!" I say, marching to the front door. I shut it, locking it with the keys left on the table, and then make my way over to the patio window that leads out onto the balcony. I turn to Shikamaru, clad in boxers. He has the most promising look in his eyes, though they aren't looking at my face, oh no, where would be the fun in that?
My panting's already labored, and I can tell his is too. I feel like just jumping him with all my might, but if I want to make this good, and extremely painfully antagonizing for him, I have to pace myself very slowly.
Zzz
He walks over to the draws and starts to search, bending down to give me one of the best views of his ass I've ever seen. He is so doing that on purpose. He juggles his weight from one foot to the other, moving his hips and entire lower body in the process: I'm doing to be fucked over by this I can tell, in more ways than one.
He comes out with two boxes, a small one and a relatively big one, and puts them on the coffee table. I peer over to see what they say: CANDLES. I look at his face to see a slightly sadistic smile on his face.
"Shikamaru-dono…are you in anyway…masochist?" oh…crap.
"Slightly…" I know what he's going to do. Though I've never done it myself…
"…It's really fun, Shikamaru-dono…" he got out a candle and lit it, letting it burn a bit. "You know what I'm going to do, don't you?" he asked. I nodded. He smiled again and stood with the candle, disappearing down the hall. I followed, watching him walk to a room: the bedroom.
I walk in to find him fishing through his suitcase, pulling out a rope and pointing to the bed. I lie on it like the good boyfriend I am and wait. He crawls on the bed with the rope in his mouth, every part of him moving like water, shoulders swaying. He crawls up my body and settles on my lap, pressing on a large problem down south. Taking the ropes into one hand, he lifts mine up to the head board, leaning down to my face, kissing me softly. The small feather kisses soon have tongues twirling round, smacking noises after that.
When we parts and he gets up, I find that I can't move my arms: they're tied to the bed. He retrieves the candle and kisses my chest, looking up at me. I'm panting; I've got buckets of adrenaline, and he's starting to tip that candle.
I watch as the wax slowly drips from the candle, through the air, and on to me.
"Fuck!" I hissed as a burning sensation fell onto me. It wasn't clean, it got everywhere. However, the place I felt the heat most was my nipple, the pain soon turning into sensual pleasure. I arched my back as the wax fell on my other nipple, making both red and hard. I gasped and bit my lip as the pain eased and I almost begged for more as the liquid solidified against my skin, making my erection worse.
I felt his tongue work its way up my stomach, swirling circles around my chest. I wriggled as he bit onto my nipples, one by one, peeling off the wax and spitting it out at the side. I looked down at him, panting slightly. He looked up at me, thumbs slipping over my hem and pulling slowly, letting the fabric slip down my waist, sending shivers up my spine. My nipples were still tingling from the wax, and I wanted to go faster. I let out a strangled noise and jerked my body, pulling on the handcuffs. These things were annoying; I wanted to move my hands. Neji smirked and got my trousers and boxers to my knees, leaning up to my face with a wicked, gosh damn sexy smirk.
"Neji!" I whined, wriggling again. "Hurry up!" now it was me begging? Why do I always end up whipped?
"Say 'woof' then, Shikamaru-dono," I squirmed again at his words, kicking my legs out. I was so uncomfortable, it was somewhat fun.
"Woof, woof, whatever: do something!" I threw my head back as he kissed my full erection, lapping at it slightly.
"You know, we did this yesterday, how about we try something … different today?" he asked seductively.
"Like what?"
"Like…anal sex?" I blinked and nodded hesitantly. Anal sex…is he serious?
"Do you trust me, Shikamaru-dono?" I nodded. "Then you just relax, ok? I'm here to make you pleased…you want the easy way, or hard way?"
"E-either…whatever makes you happy…" he smiled lazily and nodded.
"Hard way it is…" I laid there limp and watched him get to work.
First he lifted up my legs, draping them over his shoulder, his own knees against my thighs. He kissed me affectionately before moving his attention down, positioning a middle finger at my ass. I can't believe he's…we're about to have gay sex. As this thought runs through my mind, I felt his middle finger poke into my hole, making circular motions as it went it slowly, then immediately almost came back out again. Almost came back out. I groaned as his finger worked its way past my ring, continuing its circular motion in and out, and same slow circular pace. I let out a strangled breath and started to pant slightly, jolting as Neji's other hand found its way to my erection, starting to pump up and down. I wrapped my hands round his neck and looked up hazily into his white eyes.
The small moment was broken as my head flew back and my back arched, pain mixing with pleasure in one strange fog of ecstasy. Panting, I rolled my head back to see what he was up to. He kissed me lightly, licking his lip after. His own member was ready for some action, and I felt bad that all attention was on me.
"Can I…go further?" he asked, though I just nodded without a word. Talking wasn't on my to-do list right now. He started to probe at my insides, getting me to moan quite loudly. It wasn't long before I felt another finger join the first, both slowly moving about in me, scissoring at my entrance painfully. I was moaning loudly enough to be heard, but I couldn't hear myself well. Only one thing was on my mind: I want more.
I tried to push my hips up, whining pathetically, though he hushed me and withdrew his fingers, stopping his pumping with the other hand. I kicked somewhat in protest, pulling a face which made him laugh. "You look so cute," he commented making me blush in turn.
My eyes widened slightly as I felt something hard hover over my ring, pushing slightly. I nodded at the unsure look he was giving me, getting him to carry on without too much complaint. I gasped and clenched my teeth as I felt his pride enter me, going in a centimeter before pulling out a little. This continued, each excruciatingly sore and troublesome moment making me gasp, groan or moan. I tried to concentrate on him slightly, looking up at him.
His head was bowed slightly, panting heavily, sweating a little and letting out noises of pleasure. He kissed me again, this time slightly more harshly, one hand coming to my throbbing penis, massaging it, probably to get it to its peek. I screamed out with no control as he got further and faster, both with his movement in and out of me and his thrusts to my length. I felt like he was going to try pummel drive me and the bed into the bloody floor at this rate.
I shrieked as he came, quickly pulling out so that I didn't get too hurt, my own cum splattering all over our stomachs. He fell onto me and my legs slipped off his shoulders, one foot landing on the side of the bed and the other lying against the sheets. I looked up at him with a smile, panting somewhat, getting a soft smile in return. I've never seen him look so … happy? Content? I don't know, all I know is I like that look on him. If gay sex is all is needed to make him look like that, I'll be very happy. A happy Neji and sex? Sounds good to me!
"Shikamaru…" I moved me head slightly. "I love you…"
"I love you too, Neji…so fucking much…" we lay for a few more moments in silence. "But that hurt like hell."
Zzz
Maybe I was too hard on him? I have to say, watching him limp through the living room because he can't close his legs properly is worth it, but that screwed up look of pain on his face? Can I really live with seeing that every time, all for rocky road ice cream?
I think so!
"I hate you so much right now," I gave him a classic grin and nodded.
"I know I love you too!" he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath before the doorbell went. He motioned for me to go and sat down, spreading his legs. I patted his thigh before I stood, getting him to growl. I opened the door to see Sakura standing there, looking slightly worried.
"My friend called me and said she heard some screaming, is everything alright?" she asked. I laughed sheepishly and nodded.
"Yeah, everything's good…err, I got a shock, that's all…" she nodded skeptically at my words.
"You look like you've just gotten up, you live here now?" she asked, peering over my shoulder. "It looks nice…"
"Yeah, I need a new set of sheets though, know where I can get some nice ones that are easy to get stains out of?" she paused.
"Why?"
"You don't want to know."
"Um…there are a few places; I could show you later…is everything ok, you look exhausted!" I nodded and waved off her question.
"Fine, hard day, need some rest, thanks a lot!"
I soon shut the door, walking back through the kitchen to reach the living room, Shikamaru lazing on my couch, eyes closed and breathing somewhat heavily. I smiled and shook my head, lifting him and taking him into the bed room. House wasn't even mine and he was ready to move in, huh?
I was disturbed by another knock on the door. Marching over and opening it to find an Anbu at the door, Tsunade-sama requesting my presence. I nodded and told him to wait a moment, jogging back into the bedroom and kissing Shikamaru's forehead.
"Where you going?" it came out slurred and almost like a burry noise, but I managed to hear him…somehow.
"Out, Tsunade-sama wants to see me," I was about to turn when his hand found my wrist.
"Mission?"
"Probably, you just go to sleep, I'll be back before you know it!"
Two weeks are up, Shikamaru-dono…
Zzz
Kitty: err, I hope that was ok? I'm not sure … I think I could've done better, I tried my best, first real like … heavy lemon really.
Rouge: go you …
Kitty: -grin- go me! –hugs Rouge- I lubs yoo!
Rouge: get on with the damned thing.
Kitty: right! Rouge's here for…a week?
Rouge: A week.
Kitty: And, I'm afraid to say, this stories almost over! –sniffle- I'm gunna miss it … it's good to finished it almost now though, I'm getting increasingly busy, so I'm sorry if updates getting increasingly slow!
Rouge: speaking of which, don't you have French work and Maths coursework to be doing right now?
Kitty: --; bleeh! Meanie!
Rouge: I'll read through this, you go work.
Kitty: okai …
Ja ne
Kitty
::Rouge::
Preview –
"Shikamaru, please, calm down…"
"Calm down?! Excuse me for worrying, my fucking lover is out somewhere, and fuck knows where he is!"
"Shikamaru, please, we're trying to find him!"
"Well try faster! I'm tried, I'm stressed, I'm worried, and I want sex."
"…Err, Shikamaru…"
"Crap, forget I ever said anything."
"Gladly."
"No, I like this topic!"
"Tsunade-sama!"