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The Itsy Bitsy Spider

For: typical

Reaching for a glass on the highest shelf proved difficult for the barmaid. Usually, Tifa just left the glasses on the top shelf, on the top shelf. There was never really need to use them. But now... now there was going to be a health inspector soon to inspect her lovely bar.

Tifa sighed, glanced around, and then remembered that the kids had gone out to play with their friends. She bit her lip and wondered if she should call Cloud down from his office to retrieve her needed cups. Shaking her head, she decided she wasn't going to bother him.

Reaching again, Tifa managed to touch a glass. But wait... what was crawling onto her hand? She brought her arm down and her eyes widened when she saw a very large, very hairy spider make its way up her arm.

Let's just say Yuffie could probably hear her scream in Wutai.

Tifa shook her arm, flinging the spider somewhere and released a few more disgusted shrieks. It was then she heard footsteps fly across the ceiling above her and the next thing she knew Cloud was next to her, Buster sword in hand. "Tifa! What's wrong? Are you okay!?"

The woman looked at the blond man with large watery eyes and was about to say something when she saw they hairy beast make its way across her counter. She shrieked again and pointed her small finger toward the monster.

Cloud dropped his sword when he saw the spider. "Tifa..?"

"Don't just stand there Cloud! Kill it or something!" She yelled, looking rather frightened.

Cloud frowned. "It's just a spider Teef, it won't hurt you."

"You get that thing out of here now or you're sleeping on the couch tonight!"

Cloud's eyes widened and his mouth opened slightly. "But-"

"NOW!" She screeched.

He grabbed the spider with his fingers, causing the smaller woman to gag, and threw it out the window. How could a woman who could kick a 300 pound, 7 foot tall guy's ass be so terrified of a harmless spider? He didn't understand women and their fear of bugs, insects and spiders at all.

Tifa sighed and leaned against the counter, making sure to check if any more creepy crawlies decided to come out.

Cloud walked up to her and put his hands on her arms. "I thought something bad had happened."

Tifa frowned. "Something bad did almost happen. If you hadn't come that spider would've eaten me!"

"Isn't that a bit dramatic?" He asked.

Tifa smiled a little. "Oh hush."

She then pecked him on the cheek. "By the way, thanks for keeping your promise again."

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