"YEEEAH!" al shouted as everybody came all over the inside of the tank.

"where do all you fucking useless slacker bitchfuckers want to go next" christina asked, wiping some vaginal secretions off of the tank's controls.

"hmm idk will where should we go" tris asked.

"i think we should totes go to DISNEYWURL" will said

"fuck yeah!" everyone shouted. so christina began to drive the 1160 miles to disneyworld. tris pulled out a bagel.

"A JOLLY GOOD BAGEL!" TORI SCREAMED, COMING OUT OF NOWHERE. she snatched the bagel and stuffed it into her vagina.

"WHO THE FUCK IS THIS BITCH STEALING PEOPLE'S BAGELS" al shouted

tris sighed. "she's crazy, cut her some slack"

natalie portman grabbed a hockey stick and drove it through tori's skull. "well shes not crazy anymore"

tris began to cry. "she was my bff. she like... tested me and shit! we were bffs forever!"

suddenly the tank came to a halt, throwing everyone forward a few feet.

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU SALTY LITTLE CUNT" christina screamed into tris's face

"that u were my bff and tori is an ugly slut?"

"ok good!" christina said, hopping back to the controls with a huge grin.

so al, will, natalie portman, and tris started a campfire in the tank and began to roast tori's limbs for dinner.

the tank came to a stop again. "uhm guys we have a problem" christina said.

will climbed the ladder and came out the top of the tank.

THEY WERE IN A VILLAGE, SURROUNDED BY BURROS, STRAY DOGS, AND MEXICAN PEASANTS.

"this is no problem" will said. "we're in mexico!"

"FUCK YEAH! i mean MIERDA SI!" al shouted.

so they both left the tank and went to talk to the mexicans.

"No era nuestra intención de venir aquí. Ninguna manera de Chicago o la Florida? No importa cuál," will said. "Si nos ayudas vamos a permitir que usted tiene nuestras mujeres!"

the mexicans laughed and smiled and picked up the tank. they lifted it above their heads and began to carry it as will and al climbed in.

"ok so problem solved. we dont let christina drive ever again" al said.

"fuck you" christina said.

so the mexicans carried the tank over the ocean with their magic powers that all mexicans have and made it to disneyworld.

"guys we're at disneyworld!" natalie portman shouted.

"that didnt take long" tris commented as she got out. the mexicans eyed her hungrily.

"OKAY WE HAVE A PROBLEM!" will shouted. he hit a lever from inside the tank, and all the mexicans were ground up into a bloody puddle of torn flesh and crushed bones by the tank's tracks and wheels.

"why were they looking at me like that" tris said as everyone else got out, stepping into the bloody mess.

"uhh..." al said "we kinda promised your virginity to them in exchange for them taking us here"

"YOU TWO ARE FUCKING IDIOTS!" christina screamed.

"i know we are" will said. "but we're at disneyworld so fuck intelligence we dont need it to have a good time"

JUST THEN, DISNEYWORLD BLEW UP.

"wow that was anticlimactic" natalie portman said as they got back in the tank and went to chicago again.

"tru" tris said.