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CHAPTER 14ǃǃǃǃǃ HOGWARTZǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃ
When we went back in time, we wer still at da house of nite. And der was dumbledore still dereǃǃǃǃ
"Oh fuck da time travel dint workǃ" i sed.
"who da hell r u?" sed dumbledore.
den i realised, da time travel HAD workdd, and dumbldroe didnt remember who we were because dis was b4 he had met usǃǃ
"we R students at da hosue of nite," I sed.
"Ok but IT'S not calld da House of Nite yet" sed dumbledore. "Its calld Hogewarts and dey don't change to Da House Of Nite until da futureǃǃ"
"cull" ised.
"newayz u guys ned 2 get 2 your commin rumes" sed dumbledor. "go along."
I tryed 2 go 2 da Hufflepuff commin rum, but it waz goneǃǃǃ
"Wer is da Hufflepuff?" I sed.
"O but Hufflepuf was Not invented yet because tey didnt invent it until Da Futureǃǃ" sed dubmledore. "Her but u can be in slitherin isnted~~ǃ"
"Oki" I sed.
I went 2 slitherin, but Erik got sorted inda a different houseǃǃ
"das not Fairǃ" I sed.
Da slitherin commin room was Da Chamber Of Secritsǃǃ
"wats da paswword" sed da statue of Taylor Swift next 2 da door.
"mudblood?" i guesd.
"CORRECTOǃ"
Da s tatue of Taylor swift opened da door and den i went inǃǃǃǃǃ
Da Chamber of Secrits was creepy lookinǃǃǃǃ der was abig green lake and a mini caslte in da middle of da lake. Da caslte was made out of da bones of da tortured souls. I crossed da bridge to da castle and went down into da dungeon, wich was da dormitory. in my dormitory, i started to watch tv, but da tv was only in blak and witeǃǃǃǃǃ
"Fuckǃǃ I wanted to watch keepin up wit da kardiashiansǃǃ" i yeled smashing da tv wit my fist.
den, a guy appeardǃ
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t was...ELVIS!111111111111111111111
HE had weerd cloths n stoopid hare!111111111111111 "I M EVLIS!111" HE sed waving his gitar around. den, he started doing a concertE!
All da slitherisn wer cheering!1111111 n dancing n stuff!1111111 BUT, da muzik was so old fahsined!11 I couldnt dance cuz i dint know any of da moves!111111111
"MOOVE UR BOODYS"" sed Evils shakin his but around everywher. We started dansing den i trippd an fell down a bunch fo staries in2 da commin rume!11 In da commin rume der was...
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A GUY1!
CLIFIE!11