It's Survivor Island, Charlie Brown! Part IV
By: Shannon
[Day 23]
[So far, Schroeder, Sally, and Marcie have been voted off Survivor Island. Who will be next? Keep reading.]
Violet [Into the camera]: It's been peaceful since Sally and Marcie left. I'm sick of their complaining. Unfortunately, Peppermint Patty is still on the island....and Charlie Brown too.
[Meanwhile, Linus and Lucy are arguing....again].
Linus: So what? It's my blanket and I can do what I want with it!
Lucy: But this is the upteenth time this week you used HALF of our cooking water to wash your stupid blanket! Why don't you just use the salt wate?
Linus: I don't want to. It's not clean enough for my blanket.
Lucy: Next time you wash that blanket in our cooking or drinking water, I'm going to give you the BIGGEST knuckle sandwich this side of Survivor Island!
Linus: But you keep complaining of getting your clothes dirty!
Lucy: Well, that's different. I'm special.
[Linus rolls his eyes and walks back to his side of the island. Charlie Brown joins him.].
Linus: I just don't understand older sisters, Charlie Brown.
Charlie Brown: I don't because I don't have one. I have a younger one, though, but she's just as hard to understand as Lucy is.
Linus: I hear our next immunity challenge is going to be a big one.
[Day 29]
Jeff: You guys will have a pretty tough immunity challenge. See those two posts out there by the shoreline?
Lucy: Yeah, I see them. I'm not blind.
Jeff: Anyway, you all will go out there in a line. The person at the end of the line will hold on to the post. You all will lie face up in the water, holding on to one another. The first team to stay together the longest wins.
Linus: Getting into the water. Sheesh, this water is COLD!
[The two people at the end of the lines, Linus and Frieda, hold on tightly to the posts. Each team member clung to one another like alligator clips.]
Franklin: This is agonizing!
Linus: Don't give up yet Franklin!
Lucy: I should be doing my hair now.
Peppermint Patty: That's not important right now!
[About 25 minutes later, Woodstock, who could no longer hold on to Snoopy or Franklin, let go.]
Woodstock: IIII IIII II I IIII I IIIIII IIIIIIIII II! (Translation: I can't take it anymore! I gotta get out of this freezing water).
Jeff: Well, looks like the girls have won immunity.
Violet: Whew! That was hard.
Woodstock: IIII II IIIIII III I I I IIIIIIII IIII. (Translation: Easy for you to say, you're not a small, yellow canary like I am).
[At the tribal council that night.]
Jeff: You guys know what the routine is. You lost immunity and now you have to vote one of your men off the island. Charlie Brown, you may go first.
Charlie Brown: I'm voting for Woodstock because I think this island stuff is a bit hard for him.
Snoopy [Thinking to himself]: I'm voting for Linus because he still won't share his blanket with me at night.
Franklin: I'm voting for Woodstock. I would like to have him leave the island so he doesn't get hurt doing all this rough stuff.
Linus: I'm voting for that stupid beagle, Snoopy. He's always in the way.
Woodstock: II IIIII I III I I I I IIIIIIII III IIIII IIIII II I I IIII III IIIIIIIII III I IIII. (Translation: I'm voting for Franklin because he let go of me during the immunity challenge).
Jeff: Ok guys, your votes are in. One vote for Woodstock. One vote for Linus. One vote for Snoopy. One vote for Franklin. And another vote for.......Woodstock.
Woodstock: IIIII III II II I I IIIIII II III II IIIIIII I I IIIII! (Translation: I can finally get off this stupid island!).
Jeff: Ok Woodstock, you're free to go.
Woodstock [Into the camera]: IIII I I I II II III II IIIIII III II I I IIIII IIIII I I I IIIIIII IIII II IIIII. IIII III IIIII III I I IIIIIII II III IIIIIII I IIIIIIIIII. (Translation: I feel a sense of freedom that I am now leaving the island. I can go back to my nest and finally take a nice, long birdbath).
Who will be kicked off the island next? Stick around for the next exciting fanfic of "It's Survivor Island, Charlie Brown!"
By: Shannon
[Day 23]
[So far, Schroeder, Sally, and Marcie have been voted off Survivor Island. Who will be next? Keep reading.]
Violet [Into the camera]: It's been peaceful since Sally and Marcie left. I'm sick of their complaining. Unfortunately, Peppermint Patty is still on the island....and Charlie Brown too.
[Meanwhile, Linus and Lucy are arguing....again].
Linus: So what? It's my blanket and I can do what I want with it!
Lucy: But this is the upteenth time this week you used HALF of our cooking water to wash your stupid blanket! Why don't you just use the salt wate?
Linus: I don't want to. It's not clean enough for my blanket.
Lucy: Next time you wash that blanket in our cooking or drinking water, I'm going to give you the BIGGEST knuckle sandwich this side of Survivor Island!
Linus: But you keep complaining of getting your clothes dirty!
Lucy: Well, that's different. I'm special.
[Linus rolls his eyes and walks back to his side of the island. Charlie Brown joins him.].
Linus: I just don't understand older sisters, Charlie Brown.
Charlie Brown: I don't because I don't have one. I have a younger one, though, but she's just as hard to understand as Lucy is.
Linus: I hear our next immunity challenge is going to be a big one.
[Day 29]
Jeff: You guys will have a pretty tough immunity challenge. See those two posts out there by the shoreline?
Lucy: Yeah, I see them. I'm not blind.
Jeff: Anyway, you all will go out there in a line. The person at the end of the line will hold on to the post. You all will lie face up in the water, holding on to one another. The first team to stay together the longest wins.
Linus: Getting into the water. Sheesh, this water is COLD!
[The two people at the end of the lines, Linus and Frieda, hold on tightly to the posts. Each team member clung to one another like alligator clips.]
Franklin: This is agonizing!
Linus: Don't give up yet Franklin!
Lucy: I should be doing my hair now.
Peppermint Patty: That's not important right now!
[About 25 minutes later, Woodstock, who could no longer hold on to Snoopy or Franklin, let go.]
Woodstock: IIII IIII II I IIII I IIIIII IIIIIIIII II! (Translation: I can't take it anymore! I gotta get out of this freezing water).
Jeff: Well, looks like the girls have won immunity.
Violet: Whew! That was hard.
Woodstock: IIII II IIIIII III I I I IIIIIIII IIII. (Translation: Easy for you to say, you're not a small, yellow canary like I am).
[At the tribal council that night.]
Jeff: You guys know what the routine is. You lost immunity and now you have to vote one of your men off the island. Charlie Brown, you may go first.
Charlie Brown: I'm voting for Woodstock because I think this island stuff is a bit hard for him.
Snoopy [Thinking to himself]: I'm voting for Linus because he still won't share his blanket with me at night.
Franklin: I'm voting for Woodstock. I would like to have him leave the island so he doesn't get hurt doing all this rough stuff.
Linus: I'm voting for that stupid beagle, Snoopy. He's always in the way.
Woodstock: II IIIII I III I I I I IIIIIIII III IIIII IIIII II I I IIII III IIIIIIIII III I IIII. (Translation: I'm voting for Franklin because he let go of me during the immunity challenge).
Jeff: Ok guys, your votes are in. One vote for Woodstock. One vote for Linus. One vote for Snoopy. One vote for Franklin. And another vote for.......Woodstock.
Woodstock: IIIII III II II I I IIIIII II III II IIIIIII I I IIIII! (Translation: I can finally get off this stupid island!).
Jeff: Ok Woodstock, you're free to go.
Woodstock [Into the camera]: IIII I I I II II III II IIIIII III II I I IIIII IIIII I I I IIIIIII IIII II IIIII. IIII III IIIII III I I IIIIIII II III IIIIIII I IIIIIIIIII. (Translation: I feel a sense of freedom that I am now leaving the island. I can go back to my nest and finally take a nice, long birdbath).
Who will be kicked off the island next? Stick around for the next exciting fanfic of "It's Survivor Island, Charlie Brown!"